Each time authors gender bend Daniel the stable boy, I picture the actor with the worst long hair wig ever and just like momentarily swiping the locks away from his face because the wig is terrible-
How is it? Marian, Miriam, Marion, Morian... Seriously... I read all of these and I don't know which one is correct-ED
Ch8
"Emma...oh emma!"
Regina moaned deeply from her position on the wooden floor, pushing the face harder into her core by the golden hair. Emma purred from her position between Regina's thighs and kept making her queen reach extasis. She felt the slick walls clench around her fingers and Emma smirked victoriously as she curled her fingers and gave her lover one las deep thrust making her reach her high. Regina screamed her name arching her back before falling back down.
Emma smiled as she popped up and crossed her arms on top of Regina's stomach and held her chin there.
"How was that?"
Emma snickered and waggled her eyebrows. Regina half lidded her eyes and stared at Emma with a soft satisfied smile.
"Perfect"
She mewled before stretching. Emma laughed and went up to lay beside the brunette. Regina slowly opens her eyes and meets a strange view. She frowns.
"Emma honey, why are you still clothed?"
Emma shakes her head slightly narrowing her eyes at the older woman.
"What do you mean step-Grammy?"
Grammy?
"What"
Emma laughs and sits up on the bed leaning against the head board.
Bed? Regina was pretty sure her back was moments ago against a hard boarded wooden floor. Regina panics when she realize she's in her room but it's much grayer than usual.
"Did you just called me your grandma?"
Emma smiled cutely.
"But of course! You should slip your shawl on Grammy as you know-"
Suddenly Emma's voice became low and manly as she continued.
"Winter is coming"
"But we already are in winter!"
Regina snarled back on her defense.
Suddenly a orange wool of hair appeared from beneath the bed and the figure slowly stood up. There standing was Archie dressed as a clown, face painted and red ball nose included. But unlike the friendly man this Archie was wearing a grim expression.
"No we are not, look"
He pointed at the window in a daze and Regina saw small flecks of white dancing outside.
"Happy birthday Snow"
The man said and Emma clapped her hands and smiled.
"What the fu-"
Regina's interrupted by a loud bang and the sound of wood being destroyed. She snapped her head in time to see the blade of and axe before it disappeared. The axe strike again and she flinched when she saw bits of wood fly from the door. She pushed Emma down on the bed to protect her but Emma didn't seem faced at all if not she was smiling wildly and slowly clapping her hands. Archie in the other hand seemed bored.
Suddenly Snow appeared pressing her face through the opening she just created and smiled manically.
"CHALUPAS!"
She screamed and down came the door. She stepped inside with her axe wearing her Enchanted Forest cloths Regina had seen countless times as she chased Snow through the forest.
Snow looked at Regina and she raged like a mad bull.
"WHERES MY PONY REGINA?!"
She raised her axe and ran to the former mayor. A wild, little girl scream escaped from Regina's lips before she could even help it.
Regina sat up from her bed, heaving a she recovered from her dream. Her silk pajamas were stuck to her body with the help of an excessive amount of sweat that covered all of Regina's body.
Finally closing her eyes and calming her heart Regina searched for her phone in the poor illuminated room. Once she picked it she sighed at the hour and got ready for work. She quickly padded to Henry's room but then remembered her son was with her other mother.
She got into the shower ready to forget the weird part of her dream, the Emma going down on her part not so much as she smile and her hand slowly went south.
Emma for her part had a nice morning, she didn't have to worry about Henry since the boy said he was spending the night at Felix.
Emma entered the sheriff station singing to herself as she went to fetch a soda from the vending machine.
"I'm gonna pop some cans only got like"
She briefly checks her wallet.
"5 dollars in my wallet, I don't care cause it's 1 dolla, this is fucking awesome"
She finished pressing the button that produced a bzzzzt and then a pop, click-clunk and a soda appeared at the bottom of the machine like magic. Emma caught it with a smile and walked into the room.
Regina sat at the phone desk reading her magazine and gave no acknowledgement that she heard the sherif. She looked up when Emma plopped down on her leather chair making a farting noise and sipped her cola happily.
"Sherif"
"Deputy, anything new?"
Regina shook her head and dropped the magazine on the desk. But in the end she sighed and rubbed her brows. Her sex dream about Emma didn't help her morning and her body was still tensed about it. Not to mention the subject of the whole dream was sitting beside her.
"The phones have been ringing but the callers aren't saying anything coherent. I think they are picking the stupidest things just to call the police"
Emma laughed and took a long sip.
"Well apparently even crime is attracted to you"
Emma blushed because of her slip up but attempted to seem cool like it wasn't a slip. In the other hand Regina was smirking victoriously.
"Oh really Sheriff-"
Suddenly the phone rang and the two women had a staring scene to see who would get the phone. They felt the Kill Bill song go through them just as Emma fished the phone swatting Regina's hand out of the way and answered receiving a glare from Regina.
"Sheriff office- oh hi Anna, wasaaaaaaaaaaa"
Regina arched a brow amused as Emma screamed 'wasa' sticking her tongue out like a dog and making her voice crack... Like a crack addict. She was pretty sure that under the sheriff's scream there was smilier one belonging to the Gayrandelle twin.
"-aaaaaa up? HE WHAT? Okay B-R-T "
She hanged up and Regina looked expectantly at her.
Regina lifted a brow.
"What's BRT some kind of code name!"
"Leroy naked in the ice rink, get your shades Burt Mackling FBI, we gotta a crime"
Emma decided to announced that rather than answering the brunette's original question. Regina pulled a face in disgust.
"Aren't the pre schoolers going to that rink?"
"Oh dear mother Mary and JESUS Christ SuperStar! See? their poor minds are at our hands, soo get moving Mackling"
Emma rushed to the car leaving Regina to actually pick the car keys.
"I'm Regina Mills not Burt Mackling... Who the Fuck is Burt Mackling!? Did this town start having codes and nobody told me?!"
Emma ignored her and kept running down the hallway.
Regina sighed and face palm.
"I guess it's another 'let's ignore Regina' day isn't it?"
She grumbled and went after the blonde.
They got into the car and Emma clapped.
"Get the swag mobile going! TO THE 'Anna and Kristoff fun-fun ice skating park-
Powered and maintained by Aunt Ingrid's frosty Ice-cream Magic ice-cream parlor!"
Regina gave her a weird look and turned the ignition starting the car, while Emma turned the radio.
The car ride had less swagger than the first one but hell their arrival was one just like from the CSI Miami.
They arrived at the scene walking in and taking off their glasses. Sure enough there was a performance. A naked performance.
"oh my go-"
That was all Regina could say before she felt her breakfast rise up to her mouth. Chandelier sounded around the rink. Reina kept dry heaving pushing back down the bike while Emma ignored Regina and took her teaser. She slapped Regina's back and smirk.
"Let's do this bitch"
She ran to the ice rink without thinking and the moment her boots touched the ice she skidded a few meters before she slipped and fell to her ass.
"FUCK!"
Regina snapped up and her body surged to help the blonde without thinking.
"Emma!"
Emma turned in panic and stretched her hand to stop her halted at the door to enter the rink and she carefully took short balanced steps towards the blonde.
Once she got there she helped Emma up, which was a much harder task than it looked. They fell together a pair of times before they could successfully stand up.
Once they were up Emma have Regina and nod and this one gave another. Regina took out her own teaser and together, slowly and balanced, approached the skating exhibionist. They had to say for a drunk, naked dwarf Leroy knew how to skate pretty damn good.
The law enforcement slowly focused on Leroy but he man moved to damn fast and they didn't have a secure shot.
"He moves to damn fast!"
Regina yelled to Emma frustrated and received a stupid laugh from the dancing man.
"Oh shut up midget you have nothing to be proud of from what you are showing!"
Regina snapped and Emma agreed with a nod.
"Don't worry I got an idea"
Emma kneeled and undid her boot and slid her foot from it. Slowly and with keen eye, Emma aimed for Leroy's head. Regina face palmed again as she realized what the sherif was attempting to do.
Emma threw her boot just in the right time and hit Leroy on the head knocking him out.
"BOOM! HEADSHOT!"
Emma screamed victoriously with a celebratory fist pump. Leroy now had a nasty cut on his forehead and couldn't get up. The sherif cautiously walked to Leroy and turned the injured man snapping cuffs on his hands.
"Mission accomplished-AAAH!-"
Emma said that as she pulled Leroy up but both of them slipped and lost her balance making them fall back down, Leroy on top of Emma. Regina rolled her eyes and tugged the man up to his feet from the neck before pushing him towards the cruiser.
Emma was left alone to get up and talk to Anna.
In the other side of town.
Snow swayed around her office humming to an unknown tune as she read over proposals. Little Charming and Papa Charming were left at the care of Aurora as she worked for the day. Sometimes mommies needed their day alone too, even if they had to work through their alone time.
Behind the doors of the office, on a neat desk sat Elsa using Tinder in her phone. She sighed as she 'NOPED' the dwarves for the 5th time since downloaded the App. Her finger hovered over the face of Will Scarlet. Well it was Friday night, she was up for some fooling around. She quickly swiped to the right and didn't hesitate to be the one initiating the conversation. She smiled when she saw the man answering her eagerly.
Suddenly there was a loud bang and before Elsa could react a gang of kids wearing red mask assaulted her! With bullets! Made out of paint! Elsa yelled in pain. The kids busted through the mayors office and attacked the mayor.
Snow gasped and one of the boys yelled.
"HANDS IN THE AIR!"
Snow obeyed and the boy snickered.
"NOW WAVE THEM SIDE TO SIDE LIKE YOU DONT CARE"
Snow did and the now nodded and tapped his foot.
"NOW SAY YEEEEH!"
"Yeeeh?"
"LOUDER YEEEEH!"
Snow smiled ash she got into the rhythm.
"YEEEEH!"
All of a sudden the mood changed and the boy shot a paintball to Snows stomach.
"WERE ARE THE SKELETON KEYS?!"