Ch9
[by the way this one isn't so serious but let's face it, this story in general isn't serious at all, it's just to have a good time]
"ELSA CALL THE SHERIFF!"
Snow yelled wheeling out David who looked like a pop art painting. Elsa nodded and took out a red phone from a drawer in her desk that the minute she took the receiver it was already ringing.
/In the Sherifs Station/
Regina finished locking up Leroy in one of the cells after forcing him, at gun point, to put some cloths on. Suddenly something grabbed her by the arm and pulled her into the storage closet. The moment she was slammed against the door was the moment she lifted her hand with a fireball and freaking out Emma.
"JESUS! Chill out Zuko!"
Regina growled but extinguished the fireball and pushed Emma off her before fixing her cloths.
"What the hell is this idiotic spasm about this time Ms Swan?"
Emma pouts but puffs her chest and of course Regina's eyes sneak down to her chest for a moment. But can you really blame her?
"Regina Mills, We need to talk about... Stuff that happened between us"
Regina felt heat rush to her cheeks but controlled it.
"I told you Ms Swan, it didn't mean- "
Emma quickly waved a hand in front of Regina and cut her speech.
"Do you smell that Reg?" She asked and Regina frowned.
"Wha-"
"Do you smell it?" She persisted and Regina and sweated slowly quite unsure at what the sherif was getting at.
"...no"
"I SMELL BULLSHIT REGINA AND YOU KNOW IT!"
Emma screamed pointing a finger and Regina blushed fearlessly.
"HOW DARE YOU! It's NOT-!"
"BUUUUULLLLSHEEET"
Emma screamed clenching her fists in anger. Regina was about to complain and perusal step of their fighting tango, she invaded Emma's personal space. But Emma wasn't going to let this beautiful woman scream at her and spit this time, oh no. Emma Swan was going to take action! And with action, comes reaction.
Emma cupped Regina's face and smashed their lips together and her hot tongue practically barged into Regina's mouth, sometimes nipping the Deputy's lower lip. Sure she was being a little forceful but she knows how much Regina fucking loves it.
Oh yes the Evil Queen likes it hard.
Go figure right?
And Emma was more than happy to comply as she lifted Regina up and smashed her against the door. Regina's hards pulled Emma's head closer and her legs went around the sherif's waist. She had to admit it, Emma knew how to please a woman and Regina didn't keep her body from reacting the blondes touch.
She moaned and moved her lips to the flush red ear and whispered but it seemed like growl.
"Desk. Now"
Emma jolted as a shock of arousal went from her spine and straight to her pussy. Fumbling with the knob she quickly opened the door and carried Regina while grabbing the brunette's ass to her office. Regina ,whilst exploring the blondes neck yet again, quickly waved her hands so the blinds would go down and the fat little man in the cell wouldn't see nor hear anything.
With an exaggerated movement of arms Emma cleared her desk, the computer from the age of the dinosaurs included, and pushed Regina onto it and Regina smirked up at her, her eyes so dark, they looked like they belong to a doll.
Emma leaned forewords and whispered in Regina's ear before nipping her lobe and tugging it hard making the brunette moan.
"I'm gonna fuck you so hard"
But before any of that could happen, Emma's phone rang being a total twat block and making all the readers groan and sigh in frustration at the author.
Sorry guys.
Emma took the offending device and Regina glared her body all flustered.
"WHAT?!"
"COME TO THE MAYOR OFFICE AND DO YOUR JOB!"
Elsa screamed from the line and if Emma had a flip phone she would have snap it close so hard but as she had a god damn iPhone she could only tap it. And so she did, repeatedly and angrily. But Emma wanted to tap another thing so badly it hurt. In her throbbing pussy.
Regina was already with her hair and cloths perfectly as always. Because in another life she was a freaking queen and she had a mild OCD for that kind of thing.
They walked out the station, Regina leading, when they were out of view Emma took one quick stride and grabbed Regina's ass and squeezed it not to hard but hard enough to make the brunette jump with a yelp. Then Emma growled.
"After all of this is done, I'm fucking you until you can't walk straight and then we are dealing with our feelings, got it?"
Regina smirked with her dark eyes and nodded.
"AH ANANANANANANA KNEEES! KNEEES!"
Felix and Henry screamed while the blond boy drummed the board of the wagon. Snows present for Henry this year was her old wagon, making her 'the best grandma ever' and now Henry and Felix were driving through the forest to a start of the year party that some of the lost boys were organizing.
"Are you sure is around here?"
Felix gave his best friend a smug look.
"Trust me HenHen I know my info"
Henry only gave him a look and just kept driving following Felix indications. He swallowed a lump on his throat and tentatively asked.
"Is there gonna be booze?"
Felix nodded.
"Hell yeah! I have no idea where they got it but it's amazing!"
Felix laugh carelessly and Henry chuckled nervously. Felix rolled the window and stuck head out like a golden retrieve, Henry had to control her eyes from not wondering to the boy who was in such a beautifully free state and kept them in the road. Through the window came low booming of music and Felix nodded to the beat.
"Yeaaaaah! HERE WE GO NOW! We are getting closer!"
A cabin loomed and distinct light flashed through the windows. The car door windows rumbled to the beat as they parked the wagon next to the other cars. Felix jumped right out his dark blazer almost getting caught in the door. Henry lifted a brow at how the other boy scrambled to his side of the car and open the door for him. Henry's eyes roamed from the polish red convers, to the washed dark skinny jeans, with the white shirt and black blazer, sleeves up blazer. And of course when he reached his friends face this one was posing like and idiot flexing his arms making his muscles bulge.
"Please HenHen I know I look fly"
Henry scoffed and got out of the car pushing the taller boy back as he locked the car. He quickly controlled his blush at getting caught and quickly formulated an excuse.
"I just wanted to know if I was dressed fine like this"
He said smoothly referring to his red lumberjack shirt, beanie and jeans. When he turned Felix's eyes went up to his face.
'HOLY SHIT WAS FELIX CHECKING MY ASS!?'
Henry thought but instead of saying something he lifted a brow that was just like his brunette mother and smirked just like her making Felix frown. There was an awkward, tension filled air that hung between them until Felix's face broke to one akin to mischief and yelled.
"LETS GET HELLA DRUNK!"
He grabbed Henry's arm and pulled him in to the cabin receiving welcoming nods from the people hanging on the porch. A heat wave hit them as they entered the cramped cabin filled of sweaty bodies pressed against each other, pumping, jumping, swinging, grinding and fist pumping to the beat of the DJ. A group of girls past them giving them the seductive eyes making Henry blush and Felix rolled his eyes taking the tomatoe face boy hand in his own and dragging him to the small bar. It was time to rum it up.
When they got there a much taller red streaked hair, Indian looking boy flashed a perfect smile at Felix and Felix's eyes brightened.
"Rufio!"
"Felix!"
The two boys side hugged and laughed. Henry stood there eyeing suspiciously at this Rufio guy. He was big, strong build and looked like he was part of a biker gang. Henry didn't like him.
"Sick party man"
Felix said stuffing his hands in his blazer pockets, something Henry identified as his best friend getting nervous. Henry's normal calm anger flared up at that, this douchio guy was making his friend nervous for no apparent reason.
Rufio made a mocking bow and laughed taking a sip of his plastic red cup, his eyes never leaving Felix's and then Henry realized nobody noticed he was still there.
"Were did you get the place and the booze?"
Felix asked and Rufio laughed almost spilling his drink. Henry glared at this behavior.
"Well the place was of this old guy that got banished and the booze..."
The Indian boy drawled getting out a pair of keys Henry identified immediately. The skeleton keys! The keys that could open any door! The keys that belong to the mayor.
"Were did you get that?!"
Henry demanded taking a step finally getting both of the boys attention. Felix swallowed thickly something that didn't went past Henry.
'He's definitely nervous'.
Rufio looked him up and down and chuckled.
"Who are you?"
Henry puffed his chest and pointed at Rufio.
"I'm Henry Mills and those are the skeleton Keys that belong to the mayor that you obviously stole!"
Felix flinched and put a hand on Henry's chest pushing him back.
"Hen.."
He whispered warningly that only Henry heard. The brunet eyes him incredulously and swatted Felix's hand off him.
"Oh shit! You're the evil queens and the Savior's son! Oh man that's sick! "
Rufio laughed and lifted his hands for a high five. Felix chuckled nervously and nudged Henry to go on but Henry glared at him and instead presented his hand.
"Give me those back"
Rufio looked at him like he just grew a second head like that guy from Men In Black II.
"Wow, wow, hey now are you serious little guy?"
Henry just kept on glaring making Rufio laugh hard. The Indian boy then looked at Felix.
"This is the kind of people you hang with now? Pan is gone and suddenly you are goody goody with the kid who has more connections in town than a power box"
Felix's jaw clenched at the mention of Pan and Henry snarled at the guy.
"Give me the keys"
Rufio looked at Felix smirking but then turned to Henry and placed the keys on Henry's opened palm.
"Okay here you go"
He lifted his cup and left them as he entered the sea of people. Felix looked nervously after Rufio and then his shoulders sagged once the boy disappeared. He took his hands off his pockets and cleaned them on his jeans. When he turned and saw Henry glaring his face fell.
"Henry I-"
Henry shook his head cutting off.
"I don't care Felix I'm getting a drink and going with Wendy so you can join the bad boy gang"
Felix tried to stop him but Henry was faster and disappeared much to Felix disgrace.
Emma and Regina strutted through the corridor and was met by Elsa who was waiting next to Will Scarlet, who nodded at Emma and Emma answered that nod. With a nod.
"Great now the dynamic duo is here I can leave"
Elsa said coldly and left with Will. Regina rolled her eyes and when the Dynamic Duo entered the crime scene Regina bursted. She snorted and clutch her stomach in laughter. Emma's frustration dissipated at the sight of the ridiculous room and how Regina reacted.
"HOLY SHIT! SNOW WHITE WAS ATTACKED BY PAINT GUNS!"
She panted and cleaned the tears streaming down from laughter. That's was all it took and Emma join Regina and the duo laughed hard again grabbing each other's arm for support.
Snow for her part pouted and huffed.
"I WAS ATTACKED BY A GANG!"
"By Barney and his friends?"
Emma blurted before laughing at her own joke with Regina.
"This is serious they took the skeleton Keys!"
Emma took a moment to sober up and nodded for Snow to tell her all she knew so she could start persecuting The Recess gang. Once Regina recovered and took twenty photos of the place and the state of Snow and David that look like Andy Warhol personally made them.
Before the left Emma popped her head in and smirked before saying darkly.
"Hey Snow... Elmo knows where you live.."
The people were dancing to the rhythm of Sun Goes Down while Felix tried to make his way across the people. After angry drinking 3 glasses of Vodka and Juice he was pretty drunk. He didn't have much tolerance and all his mind was thinking right now was Henry's disappointed face.
He stumbled upon a random ladder that went down. He had no idea how he ended there but Henry might be in that door at the end of the stairs.
"Henwy!"
He stammered and stumbled down. He fumbled with the door until he open it and various voices yelled at him to shut it, so he did behind him. The room smelled funny and there was a sort of haze hanging about it. There were at least 5 five people sitting down around a strange looking lamp and moving there head slowly to the beat of the music that sounded there that was far more slower.
One guy looked at him with lidded eyes and laughed. He was a strange looking boy, dressed in greenish blue and his hair was ocean blue and combed back to the left.
The boombox blasted the first legible lyric that Felix understood that was a 'Welcome!'.
"Hey man, what brings you to the borrow hole?"
He asked before the girl at his right offered him a pipe that came out of the lamp. He held his breath before he released puffs of smoke shaped like an 'O'.
"I'm looking for Henry!"
One of the guys laughed and said.
"Duuuuude I saw him hitting on Wendy man, super suave style you know?"
That hit Felix and anger brew in him again.
"DAMN IT HENRY! That fucking bitch won't steal him again this time"
Felix yelled and went for the door
Another guy, more Hispanic said calmly at him between giggles.
"Hey Papi! If your boy doesn't work why don't you meet me outside, we could drink a little bit of tequila"
He finished with a wink and Felix stared at him dumbly before opening the door and calling after Henry.
After running and pushing past people he saw them. Henry dancing close to Wendy, like a gentleman and the girl smiling blissfully, it was like the couple was glowing.
It made Felix seriously sick and he felt bile rushing up his throat. She grabbed Wendy and pulled her off Henry and if there was a record playing there would have been a record screech sound since Felix totally destroyed the moment.
"You fucking Cunt! Why won't you just leave me alone!"
Wendy looked at him up and down and the pretty girl glared.
"for crying out loud Felix get over it okay! Pan didn't want you! Henry doesn't want you why don't you just leave us alone and just go and find someone else!"
"So you can rip them from me again!?"
Felix almost cried, his whole body shaking.
"You are the one that ripped me off Henry!"
Henry who was shocked about what was going on shook his head and place a hand on Felix shoulder. It was a wrong move since Felix turned and slapped Henry's face. The minute he realized though his face fell and he muttered an 'I'm sorry' before he ran away.
Henry stared after him finally understanding but pissed that Felix just acted that way and never explained. And he just got bitch slapped too! He was fuming but he couldn't over think it because somebody yelled.
"THE POLICE IS HERE! HOT DAMN!"
Henry muttered and 'OH SHIT!' In fear and ran to his wagon.
A.N
HenryxFelix?
Yes,no?