Drunken Kiss Chapter 11: Queers Of Darkness, an once upon a time fanfic

Ch11

PART 2 ( yes this started having parts...) THE QUEERS OF DARKNESS

(Morgan Freeman voice...)
LAST TIME ON DRUNKEN KISS:

IT STARTED AS A DRUNK NIGHT MISTAKE, NOW THE SHERIFF AND THE EX MAYOR/SEXY NEW DEPUTY ARE FUCKING AGAIN.

BUT ARE THEY IN A RELATION SHIP?

HENRY IS IN DEEP SHIT! NOT TO MENTION NO ONE KNOWS WHERE THE FUCK FELIX IS.

EMMA SCREWED UP BY SAYING THE WORDS THAT SHOULD NEVER BE SAID. THAT WERE THE ONES THAT OBVIOUSLY CAUSED EVERYTHING.
AND SHE CONTINUES TO SCREW THINGS UP. SHUT YO MOUTH SWAN!

BELLE IS STILL, VERY MUCH PREGNANT.

MAGIC IS COMING, I MEAN MORE THAN THERE ALREADY IS.

AND SNOW IS FUCKING CRAZY.

And so we continue,

Felix ran through the forest, he felt like he was in the matrix and was slow motion-ly trying to avoid getting hit by a low branch.
But, he wasn't very lucky. A thick black line came to fast and hit him on the head knocking down.

That was going to leave a big angry bruise. He couldn't sit up. His vision was spinning fast and blurry. But his ear weren't ringing.
He heard something. Hushed somber voices. That spoked rapidly and femininely.

"What a dreadful little town"
A rough English voice commented.

"you would think Regina was going to take away their happy endings, have you seen the prices in this town?! Seriously! How come she didn't curse me to live here?"
This one was more feminine and American.

"Because she hates you, well that's a lie, but she loves you the less"
This one was by far the most refined one.

"I'm glad we've brought you back to life just so you could say that"
Said the American.

English, American and refined. It sounded like a bad joke.

"Have you got the spell darling?"
Asked the English voice. Apparently the joke wasn't over.

"Yeah... I don't know if it works..."
The American said and there was a sigh.

"Well I'm not testing that"
The refined one snapped and the English whispered.
"Me neither, I don't want to be stuck with a dick for eternity"

This sounds like a really bad dirty joke. Felix tried to get up but couldn't, he fell back down.
The leaves rustles and he heard crunches.
"Oh no" he whined and tried to get up but the English voice appeared and with it a thick toxic smell of cigar.

"Well, well, darlings I do believe we have a labrat to test this on"

"How could you! Henry Daniel Mills, I did not raise you like this! We know what you did to your grandmother, and even though I partly agree wit-

"Regina"
Emma warned.

"It is still unacceptable Henry! So why did you do it"

Henry groaned they had let him take a quick shower, were he tried to sober up and then they took him to Regina's office. Were Regina yelled at him for 20 minutes.

"I didn't steal the keys mom"
Henry groaned holding his head. Regina eyes darted across the room as her mind wheeled over her son's confession.

Emma though, being the superhero that she was sensed that it wasn't at all a lie and she frowned sitting beside her boy on the couch.

"He isn't lying, Regina"

Regina glared at Emma.

"I know Ms Swan I'm not stupid, I know my son, After all I was the one who raise him!"

There was that eerie silence that was instantly filled with tension. Henry tried to submerge into the couch but he couldn't help to whisper.

"Oooh, low blow"

Emma glared at Regina and fisted.

"I know that Regina and I'm thankful you did, but I told you that because you look like you've got a witch broom so up your ass that you're going to explode!"

"Daamn ouch"
Henry whispered preparing for the bantering that was coming.

Regina glared at her and Emma recognized that glare. She was so fucking screwed.

"Regina I'm sorry, I'm just trying to tell you to relax"

"Well excuse me Ms Swan if I don't relax, our son committed DUI, we found him with the skeleton keys, he probably lost his virginity-"

"I didn't have sex mom"

"AND he went to a party without our permission, so excuse me Ms Swan if I have the Nimbus 2000 flying up my rectum!"

To that Emma and Henry flinched.

"You didn't it ask did you?"
Emma asked softly to her son and Henry gave her that smile.

"I'm sorry?"

Emma groaned and buried her face into her hands.

"You little-"

"EMMA"
Regina scolded but then her fire gaze went to Henry.

"You didn't asks me what Henry?"

"Emma might have told me yes but that I had to ask you for confirmation to go to the party"

"You little shit"
Regina whispered and walked up to Henry.

"You young man are grounded! For eternity! This is because of that boy!"
Regina spat in his face.
Emma never seen Regina so angry. She was pretty sure that the forehead vein was in nuclear melt down count down.
And it was nearing zero.

Henry for his part was surprised by angry. Why did she had to bring Felix into this mess?

"Felix has nothing to do with this! I told him to go!"

Regina threw a humorless laugh and glared.

"That I don't believe you for a second, young man"

"He's telling the trut-"

"SHUT UP Ms SWAN!"

"fine!"
Henry yelled and stood up. Emma stood up too to hold him.

"Hey, look Henry, Regina is right, what you did was wrong and it still doesn't explain why you have the skeleton keys"

Henry sighed and Regina did too. She look at her son apologetically but still hurt.

"Look I know and I'm sorry, but the reason why I have the keys is because I saw the guy who stole them and demanded him to give them to me"

Regina nodded her chest bursted with pride and Emma took a step near him.

"Was the guy named like a drug?"

Henry frowned.

"Oh you mean Rofies, yeah Rufio stole them to get the alcohol for the party"

Emma fist pumped and hissed a victorious "yes! You got them Swan!"
Then she sang and danced.
"SWAN GOTCHA, DID HURT YA?"

Regina arched a brow but took this moment that Emma was being her inner child to speak to Henry.

"I'm sorry I yelled at you, but I'm hurt Henry, why didn't you ask? I would have said yes, but with this act of rebelliousness I don't know if I can trust you"

Henry took his mother arms in his strong hands and his hazel gaze pierced into her chocolate.

"I'm sorry Mom, I know what I did was wrong and I will prove you can trust me again"

Regina smiled proudly at him.

"You're still grounded though, 3 weeks, no computer, no tv, no outgoings and specially no Felix"

"Yes mom"

Regina walked into the kitchen being followed by Henry and grabbed one of her magnificent apples before she placed it in front of Henry on the counter. She smiled wickedly at the boy and Emma walked in with horror.

"Okay Regina I know Henry disobeyed you but this is too much he's your son-"

"For fucks sake shut the hell up Emma! I do not poison apples anymore, well maybe a few exceptions, but I would never cause harm to my son-"

"What about the turn over?"
Emma asked before she could stop and closed her eyes facepalming.

"THAT WAS FOR YOU! OF COURSE YOU SPEND ALL DAY STUFFING YOURSELF WITH TRASH FOOD AND WHEN I GIVE YOU SOMETHING YOU GIVE IT TO HENRY!"

"A MOTHER FEEDS HER CHILD FIRST!"

"I kinda, stole it from you ma"

Regina sighed. Her... Partner? Date? Her Emma and her son were children.
She glared at both and then she looked at Henry with her loving smile.

"This is the only treat you're allowed to eat, no more chocolate, just apples"

Henry slumped but grabbed the fruit and smiled.

"Yes ma'am"

Emma ruffled Henry's hair and smiled at Regina.

She laughed
"Henry on a DIE-t"

"Bad joke Ms Swan"
Regina whispered and motion Emma to follow her. Emma frowned as she was led to the front door. Her heart fell an crashed into tiny pieces.

Regina felt her eyes soften and the kicked puppy face Emma was giving her.

"I am supposed to fuck you..."
Emma whispered broken hearted

Regina smiled and stood on the tips of her toes to kiss Emma on the nose. Why she did that suddenly was a huge mystery not even Sherlock Holmes could decipher but it made both woman very happy.

"I know dear, how about we do this properly?"

That seemed to the the switch to bring all of Emma's joy back and and the woman did little jumps on the place.

"Yes! Can I ask you out!?"

"Of course dear wh-"
Emma quickly cut her out my putting her finger on the scarlet lips.

"No... I'm gonna ask you properly..."

Emma says and quickly leaves the house.

Regina was left there with swirling emotions. She felt high, and Emma was in her mind. All the time. Her heart beat faster and faster like if it was part of a Murga.

No, this couldn't be!
Was she... In love?!

No! Bad Regina! She thought to herself, slapping her face.
Bad! Bad! Bad!

But... Her heart didn't follow. She was hopelessly in love with Emma Swan.

Now that she admitted it, her body started to go into overdrive.

Emma! Emma! Emma! Emma!
Her mind chanted before it started to conjure images of them together. Adorably, domestically and incredibly hot.
Her body started to heat up.
Emma! Emma! Emma! Emma!
God her lips! The way her pussy tasted, do you remember that?!.
Regina groaned and slammed her head against the door.
She was a mess.

"Henry!"
She yelled entering the kitchen. Henry looked at her and stopped eating the apple.

He swallowed and answered.
"Yeah?"

"Quickly distract me"
Regina pleaded desperately as her body and mind were yelling for Swan.

Well it's the only bird that the Queen is allowed to eat remember?
Her mind equipped and she cursed herself.

"Uh... How?"
Henry had no idea what was going on, this had been a crazy day.

"Anything!"
Regina begged and her boy cleared his throat and searched in his mind.

"Can we buy a llama?"
He said with a smile and Regina scoffed.

"Why would we do that!?"
Henry rolled his eyes oh so Mills-ly and answered.

"It's a way to distract you, hypothetically, can we buy a llama?"
He tried again and his mother nodded.

"Alright, how should we name said llama?"
Regina asked carefully and Henry grinned.

"How about Lana? A llama named Lana"
Henry laughs and Regina rolled her eyes.

"This is stupid I'm going to bed"
She grumbled and left her son laughing in the kitchen.

A.n