I would like to use this space to clarify
HENRY IS 15-16 IN THIS FIC
PROS:
- She understands me
- Henry likes her (well she's his mother)
- She's fun
- Always had my back
- Sexy
- Cute
- Best sex
- She does that thing when she concentrates, tongue poking. Teasing.
- She's a huge tease
- She's my boss
- Great kisser
- Fights back
- She makes me laugh
- She said it herself 'we are unique'
- I would be fucking Snow's Daughter
- I consider her my friend.
- we are friends.
CONS:
- she's part Charming
- I would be fucking Snow's Daughter
- she's a huge tease
- she's my boss
- she could be considered a charming
- she's a child
- she drives that car
- will probably die in 5 years from a heart attack from all the unhealthy food she eats
- still part charming.
-...
Regina stared at the piece of paper as if her own eyes could write the words that tortured her mind. Her heart was beating hard and her hand shook with unspoken fear as she wrote the last and most important con.
-everyone I love and loves me back ends up hurt. Or Dead.
She stared at it. It was her own curse, the real thing that created the Evil Queen.
You don't know if she loves you, maybe... She will be safe...
Regina's mind reasons and the deputy sighs massaging her forehead.
"CAN I HAVE YOUR DAUGHTER FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! Hey! Good morning"
Came the happy yell from the door making Regina jump. Emma ripped her ear buds from her ears and smiled.
"Jesus!"
Regina sighed and quickly swooped the paper where she was writing into her personal notebook.
"Nope, just me, believe me I tried to walk on water once and it didn't work"
Emma announced chuckling as she took a seat and leaned back.
"And after Harry Potter I'm not trying to turn water to wine, because it explodes... Or was it rum?" Emma asked to herself, seeking in her memory for that scene in the first movie.
Regina rolled her eyes and stared at the thinking sheriff. Her heart fluttered and she felt warm and fuzzy. Regina closed her eyes and groaned internally. When did she turned 16 again?
"Just so you know I'm planning on how to ask you out"
Emma said with a stupid grin and Regina lifted a brow.
"Really?" She drawls with fake boredom. As if her body wasn't being wrecked by nerves.
"Mmmhm"
Emma hummed with a smile as she balled up a lost piece of paper. She threw the paper ball to the trash can, missing it completely. Regina raised a brow and watched as more balls followed until she got bored and she flicked her wrist and the ball of paper erupted on fire.
"Regina!" Emma whined and the brunette smirked. She sat back up right.
"And how do you propose you'd ask me out?" Regina drawled with an interest smirk and Emma pouted still mad at her.
"I'm not telling you, it's a surprise, and you burnt my ball" Emma whined and Regina rolled her eyes.
"Must you always be so childish?"
"But I must!" Emma replied cheekily with a smile.
"This is boring" Regina groaned and Emma smiled.
"Now do you understand why I kept sleeping on my desk, Ex Madam Mayor"
Emma said as she lowered herself upon it, waggling her eye brows suggestively.
Regina scoffed but her lips turned a bit upwards, and that was a victory in The Swan Book.
"You could have used your time doing the paper work, but then again it would have been terrible anyways" as to prove a point she took out her paper work and started doing it.
"Psh! You miss being mayor because of my paper work" green eyes rolled and glared. Regina actually laughed while heartily and it shook Emma's world. For one part the blonde didn't want that melodic sound to end, for the other though, Regina was laughing at her. Emma pouted and Regina sighed cleaning her tears.
"We could go on patrol" Emma suggested trying to change the subject and just ram it under the imaginary carpet. But before Regina could answer, the sound of clicking heels rapidly walking down the hallway could be heard along with taps. Kathryn appeared with Fred trailing behind her. She walked up to Regina's desk and slammed her hands down on it making the deputy give a small jump on her chair.
"I can't find my son!" She yelled with tears rolling down her blue red shot eyes. Regina stood from her chair and walked to Kat. She pulled the blonde into a breath exhaling hug. After all Regina understood perfectly what she was feeling.
Emma's brows furrowed and she looked at Fred.
"He didn't come back from the party?" She asked and the man shook his head.
"No he went, with Henry, Henry invited him to go" Fred explained running a hand through his short hair.
Emma turned to Regina with a smug smile.
"See I told you he wasn't lying!"
The blond enthusiasm and Regina glared making Emma shut her mouth. She immediately regretted her words, she was brave but Regina always had some sort of hold on her.
Regina rolled her eyes.
"This isn't place nor time Ms Swan"
Regina gritted through her teeth and glared murderously at the Sheriff. Regina pulled Kathryn and cleaned the woman's tear streaked cheeks.
"We'll find him" she promised in a low fierce voice. Emma nodded and stood picking her jacket.
"We'll start from the cabin"
BAM
BAM
BAM!
And down came the cabins door. Emma groan wiggling her foot a little to relax the aching muscles. In the movies kicking a door down looked much more simpler and less painful. She was going to sue Hollywood after this.
"Emma!" Regina scolded as she neared her sheriff, she got left behind as she strapped on her holsters.
"Well I opened it!" Emma defended and brown eyes rolled.
"I have the keys genius!" And to make the point, olive hands lifted a pair of keys before jingling them.
Emma pouted
"You're no fun deputy"
Plumb red lips smirked slowly.
"I'll show you fun later sheriff"
That was a slap of arousal to Emma's pussy.
"What?" But she was left alone as Regina entered the cabin, stepping carefully around the door on the ground.
Before they could be sneaky or even try being something, a brunette appeared wearing some jeans and a black flannel. She had a tooth brush sticking out of her mouth and foam, that was from the tooth paste, coming out as if she had rabies.
"What the fuck" the f made her spit foam everywhere and Emma cringed back, evading little specks with an 'ew'. Regina wasn't as fortunate and just glared at the woman as little specks hit her face.
"Ursula ... Really?" She asked unamused and cleaned her face while Emma's contorted into a mix of fright, awesomeness and 'oh shit we are screwed'.
"Wait isn't Ursula purpled skinned...and white haired...?" Emma asked softly her eyes fleeting to Regina's face and Regina looked at Emma with wide eyes.
"I think that's racist" Ursula commented dryly as she disappeared from were she came from, leaving the Sheriff and Deputy into an awkward silenced filled waiting.
When Ursula came back she sighed.
"Why did you break our door down? Haven't you heard about knocking?"
"Okay breaking the door down was cool! Just not for my feet and also! This is Rumple's cabin"
"Not anymore"
Came a voice from behind that made the Sheriff and Deputy turned. Regina froze and paled but Emma frowned at the new woman. She looked like a blonde, blue eyes, fedora wearing Regina, not to mention she was much taller than said brunette. But then again Regina was a shorty.
Before Emma could ask who she was, she was interrupted by a.
"Really? Who broke the bloody door? Seriously we already had to fixed it after those damned teenagers and now this!" A figured appeared wearing a sea of fur and her hair styled and matching black and white. Emma crosse her arms an huffed.
"For the last time! it was cool! And it's not like you can file a complain I'm the sheriff! Well you can but- Wait... Are you Cruella Devil?!" Emma's brain had caught up to her in all her rambled and she slowly huddled closer to Regina, who was glaring intently at the other blonde in the room. Whatever was happening Emma knew it was shit hitting the fan at a rapid pace.
"You know what is also 'cool'? Having a door! And you're a fan I presume?"
"Not really, you're the only character that can have that hairdo" Emma explained pointing to the woman's hair.
Curella fumed, her face exploding like a volcano. She approached Emma, each step seemed to leave a fire trail from the anger spewing off the checkered hair woman.
"You better watch your tongue darling before I tell the dogs to pull it out of your cavity!"
Emma didn't budge at the taller woman and glared back.
"You know I've heard clean your mouth with soap young lady, but that was new" Emma rolled her neck and pumped her shoulders up.
"And! I didn't see any dogs" she taunted and Cruella smirked darkly.
"That can be arranged darling, Ursula-"
"Hell no, I'm not your bitch, at least not that kind" the darker woman said, the last part very quiet to herself.
Regina snapped her glare from Maleficent and deprecated Emma and Cruella by seething. Her power always was stronger in her voice.
"That's enough, what are you idiots doing here" Regina seethed taking a step forward and Emma stood beside her with crossed arms in an 'mmmhm girl I got your back' attitude.
"Why must you hurt us that way?" The regal blonde finally spoke and stalked forward. Emma definitely didn't like the vibe that woman was giving. Not only that but she was slightly taller than Emma
"And who are you supposed to be?" Emma asked in a bravado and the woman arched a brow. The blue eyes turned to Regina and they glint with mirth.
"That's pretty, you send your girlfriend to kill your ex without telling her, that I, Maleficent, was said ex"
Regina blushed crimson and ducked her head a bit.
"Well actually Robin is my most recent ex-" Mal put a mocking face of horror.
"Ew you went back to dicks?!" Ursula commented on the background and Cruella smirked pointing to Emma briefly.
"Oh we always knew that would happen some times, but she definitely stayed with the blonde, clear eyes type, and now she went back to pussies, didn't you darling"
Cruella taunted and Regina rolled her eyes and ignored the 'do the carpet match the drapes' comment. Emma fed up with this old evil meanies gang reunion step back into the conversation.
"Well I , Emma ... Swan, will fight you ,...again" Emma menaced and took a step forward.
"And this time the sword is going up your butt!"
Mal smirked and accepted the deal.
"Bring it Bimbo"
Emma was about to answer when she was engulfed by a purple smoke. And then they were back at the station.
"What the hell is wrong with you?!" Regina asked completely mad and ms coughed the remains of the purple dusty smoke.
"Marking my territory!" Emma argued and Regina scoffed.
"Well pee on me already then Ms Swan!" Regina yelled back, getting on Emma's face.
"Okay I'm sorry I get possessive" Emma explained and the brown eyes softened. Before Emma could answer the front door busted and in stumbled Henry and a blonde girl.
"Moms! We have a problem!" The teenager yelled and Regina saw red.
"Henry who's that" she spat pointing to the girl. The blonde girl that seemed to be about Henry's age looked up and gulped.
"I'm Felix"
A.N
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