A/N: Oh my I already got two who faved my first story! I'm so happy X3 Thanks LeoKatana and My Dictator Level is Over 9000 3

Chapter 3

'God, he never thought something like this would happen tonight. All the Dane wanted to do was pissing of his frienemy. Someone he knew for who knows how long! And now that someone thinks he's female? Come on! This had to be some kind of twisted joke!'

"…yes."

The puffin was brought back to reality as he heard the penguin talk to him again. "What?" Hans asked puzzled, already forgotten what he asked Skipper before.

"I said yes. Yes, I'm serious. I am a girl." Skipper repeated.

'Okay there is no way I will believe that!' the Dane thought. 'That Skipper just wants to confuse me! But that game can be played by two. Let's see if he still wants to be a girl when I'm through with him!'

A great and also perverted plan formed in Hans's head and he would do everything to prove Skippers lie. Even though he only wanted to convince himself. He was sure the penguin would give in as soon as he starts with his act. So he started with casually leaning a wing on the lantern beside Skippers head, the other wing on his hip and a smug smirk lighting up is features.

"Oh really? And you want me to believe that?" he casually asked. Bewilderment shining in Skippers face. "Yes, I'm telling the truth after all." The penguin answered.

"Is that so?" Hans said in an unconvinced tone. "So that means I could have hit on you the whole time?" the Dane asked trying to hold back his laughter as he saw Skippers surprised look.

The penguin didn't know if she would regret the thing she said next, knowing quite well where this could lead. "W-what do you mean?" In return she got an all too happy grin from the puffin. Suddenly the Dane slipped his wings around the penguin leader and pulled her closer to him. Out of shock Skipper put her flippers on Hans's chest as one of the puffins wings went under his beak and forced Skippers face up gently. A bright blush was taking over the penguins face as she looked into the Danes golden eyes. She heard him chuckle a little bit as the puffin spoke up again.

"What I mean is that instead of fighting you, I could've seduced you, right? I could've pulled you in an embrace, touched you, told you sweet nothings in your ear hole~ " he started tracing his wings slowly up and down Skippers back, feeling the leader tremble under his touch and drawing shallow breaths out of the penguin. "We could've done much more fun things than always battling with fish…" Hans started to enjoy this play way more than he intended but it were the leaders next words was what let him drift completely off.

"W-what kind of fun things?" Skipper asked embarrassed and ashamed that she wanted this so much.

The Dane completely forgot that he only wanted Skipper to admit that he wasn't female after all. He was in a complete bliss as the penguin urged him on to continue.

"Well~ things like this!" the puffin sang, closing the distance between their beaks.

The kiss started very slowly but got more heated with every second that passed. Skipper leaned more into the kiss and Hans happily did the same. The Dane tried to pry open the penguins beak and slip in his tongue. Skipper let out a quiet moan and gave in, reluctantly pushing her tongue against his. A heated battle of dominance started in their mouths none of them thinking of giving up. Their tongues wrestled for a very long time but Hans's strong tongue started to get the upper hand in this battle. Eventually Skipper let Hans win and she let out a pleasured moan as their tongues started a peaceful dance in their beaks.

Hans could feel every tremble, every twitch and shiver of the leader against his wings as he began to explore the penguins body with soft strokes and touches. The moans he drew out of Skippers mouth were vibrating pleasurably in his own. That passionate make out session continued for a much longer time but eventually Skipper snapped out of it as she heard the bells of the central park zoo tower strike 4 o'clock in the morning. Startled, she pushed the Dane away from her, finally snapping out of her trance. Both breaking out of their trance.

Shock and realization taking over both of their features, recalling what they just have done. They made out, two arch-enemies made out and they enjoyed it. Skipper was the first to gather some composure again as she spoke up, even though in a very hushed tone.

"U-uhm… It's already very late and I have to wake up my men soon so… I think I have to head home…"

Hans still quite in a shocked state started to let out a nervous laugh. "Y-yes. It's late we should both head home for now…" he confirmed flustered. They stood there a little bit longer, Hans rubbing his neck nervously with his wing and Skipper fixed her flushed gaze to the ground, no one quite daring to make the first step.

"Skipper…" the puffin began. Said penguin looked up and eagerly asked. "Yes?" The Dane saw that hopeful glimmer in the leaders eyes and felt his cheeks heat up.

"I-I!..." Hans stuttered but then let out a sigh before he continued. " Goodnight Skipper…"

He wasn't able to get out what was on his mind after all. Hans saw how Skippers face fell a bit, his heart clenching a bit at the sight. The penguin then also muttered out a "Goodnight Hans…"

They started to turn around and walk away in opposite directions. The Dane hated himself for being such a coward suddenly.

'God dammit, why didn't you tell him to stay?! What if he's now too afraid to get near you?' the puffin stopped in his tracks, scared of this really happening and turned around only for him to find that Skipper also had turned around and was now looking at him.

They both were blushing heavily now and quickly swung around again.

Both hastily went on their separate ways but this time they both were wearing an embarrassed but glad smile.

tbc...

A/N: Uuuuh~ what do you think? like it? Please review! also so you know, Hans still thinks Skipper is a guy for now ^w^