Okay first of all I won't be putting down a reason or something as to why they are watching second I will have hexide watch the show
know I don't own the owl house
okay have fun
"wait what is this?"Willow said
The episode starts with a witch quickly lands. She is standing against a dragon-like monster]
Gildersnake:Foolish child! I could swallow you whole! [hisses]
Azures:Do not underestimate me, Gildersnake, for I am the Good Witch Azura, warrior of peace!
"Ohh I remember this is before I came to the boiling isles exclaims" luz
this gets the other kids intrigued what is it like in the human realm
[crouches and holds her staff like a bazooka]Now eat this, sucker!
Gildersnake: [being shot consecutively] No! My only weakness‐‐ dying! [collapses]
[Immediately cut to a doll resembling Azura and a snake being held]
Luz:and that's the end.
Cammila: The end of what?
Luz: My book report. [the snake bites the doll] I think I knocked it out of the park.
Principal: Your book report is why you're in here.
"wait what's a book report" a student asks
nobody knows what to answer
[Two students running and screaming in fear with a snake biting their hair]
Luz: Oh. That's where the backup snakes were.
backup snakes?
Camilla: And what were you going to do with this? [holds up a firecracker]
Luz: That was for the Act Three closer.
Camilla: Mija, I love your creativity, but it's gotten out of hand. Do you remember why you were in the principal's office the last three times?
[Cut to Luz holding a fork while doing school play]
Luz: O happy dagger, give me death! [stabs the fork into her body. A bunch of sausage spills out]
"my mom did that once" a second grader saids
[People screaming and running. Cut to Luz completing a griffin model]
Luz: Now for the final anatomically correct touch, spider breath. [opens the model's beak. Many spiders come out, crawling on her body. People screaming in terror, throwing objects everywhere
"You got it right!" Saids gus
[Cut to a rehearsal. A girl acrobats successfully, everyone claps for her]
Luz: You think that's an impressive trick? [throws her pom-poms away] Take a look at this. [uncovers her eyes, revealing disgusting eyelids]Bleep, bloop, bleep!
ewwww! the first graders scream
[All screaming and running. Cut to present]
Camilla: We all love that you express yourself, but if you can't learn to separate fantasy from reality, you may need to spend the summer here. [shows a summer camp check]
so this is where you were supposed to go saids a disguised eda
Luz: Don't worry, Mom. I won't let you down. [stands up] No more weirdness! [the snakes suddenly jumps out and bites the principal. The principal fearfully exclaims, shouts out while the snake hissing]
Luz: That doesn't count, right?
[Cut to Luz, who is standing disappointedly in front of her house]
she seems very, very dissappointed with you why is that someone asks
well all the stuff i did isnt really normal in the human realm so people didnt like me or accept me luz answers
Camilla: [comes out of the house] Tsk. Oh! Oh, my baby! Now, don't worry. Summer camp is only going to be for three months. You'll be so busy balancing checkbooks and learning to...
appreciate public radio, the time will fly by!
Luz: But I don't like any of that stuff. I like editing anime clips to music and reading fantasy books with convoluted back‐stories.
Camilla: Mija, your fantasy world is holding you back. Do you have any friends? Real ones, not imagined or drawn or reptilian? [speaking while Luz is about to put her book in the bin] Summer camp is a chance to make some friends, but you have to try. Can you do that?
Luz: Yes, Mom. [puts the fantasy novel in the bin]
[The phone vibrates]
Camilla: Oh. I gotta go to work. [kisses Luz] Your bus is coming soon. Text me when you get there. [speaking Spanish] Cuídate mucho, mija. ¡Qué te vaya bien! [goes away]
Luz: Bye, Mom. [gasps; rummages through the bin] Where is it? Where is it?
laughter echos through the hall
[An owl hoots, which catches Luz's attention. The owl is holding a bag that contains the book with its beak. It then walks away]
Luz: Tiny trash thief! [chases the owl. She runs to an abandoned house, which the owl flies inside. Luz enters the house. The house' door immediately slams, and the rooms inside it glowing]
wait so I can go through a door to the human realm asks a student
It's illegal to do that you know a teacher scolded the student
A magic door suddenly appears, unfolds and opens. The owl runs out of it, with Luz chasing behind]
Luz: Stop adorably hopping away, you‐‐ Huh? [looks around the tent. It appears to have lots of old stuff] Whoa. I thought I had a lot of weird stuff. [grabs a creepy-looking object] But this‐‐ this is impressive.
wait so this isn't normal in the human realm? eda asks
what no this is gross in the human realm answers luz
Woman: [voice] Finally, you're back.
Luz: [gasps; quickly ducks. She sneakily watches a woman outside of the tent, who reveals to be Eda]
gasps are heard all around the hall
that was eda the owl lady a dangerous criminal and the strongest witch in the boiling aisles
Eda: Now let's see what we've got here.
everyone was holding their breath scared for luz
[The owl lands on Eda's staff. Eda turns it around, makes it becomes wooden and unconscious]
Luz: [gasps]
Eda: [takes out a phone from the bag] Garbage, [takes out a ring] garbage... [takes out a golden shining trophy] garbage. [gasps] Now, this... [takes out a bobbly eyeglasses and wears it]This will make me rich. [takes out Luz's favorite fantasy novel] And this... Oh, this will make good kindling. [burns the book with candle]
Luz: [gasps; takes back the book] Excuse me, sorry, it's mine, thank you. [about to escape through the door, but it folds in and disappears]
o oh
Eda: [holding the door key] You're not going anywhere.
Luz: [gasps, grunts, panicking flees away from Eda and the tent. She panting, and gasps when realizes that she is in a strange world with no escape. A dragon flies by and then caught by a giant hand] Ahh!
[The scene then shows all weird-looking and creepy creatures and monsters in a town]
Luz: Oh, no, no, no, no! What's going on? [shrieks as a fairy approaches her] Oh, hello, little fairy. Are you going to tell me this is all a fantastical dream?
Fairie: Give me your skin! [about to bite Luz]
Luz: [screams, slaps the fairy off] Where am I? Did I die? Am I in the bad place? [Eda's hand touches her]
Eda: You wish.
Luz: [sits down on a chair] I'm so sorry! I just wanted my book! If you're gonna eat my skin, just make it quick! Just do it now!
i guess that's kinda brave a student saids
Eda: Eat you? Why would I eat... a potential customer?
Phew a breath was let out
[shows a slipper] Can I offer you a human foot filled with holes? A bar of green human candy? Oh, oh! How about this black shadow box that reflects only sadness?
Luz: [chuckles] That's not all it can do. Here, let me see it.
[dance music playing]
the sudden sound scares some of the students
but they were still worried for luz
Monster #1: Huh?
Monster #2: What's that?
Monster #3: The sound‐‐ it's so alluring.
Monster #1: I'll pay 40 snails for the screaming box!
Monster #2: I'll give you a hundred!
Monster #3: Can I eat the tiny person inside?
[all clamoring]
Eda: What did you say your name was?
Luz: I'm Luz. Luz Noceda.
Eda: Well, Luz, that was pretty clever... for a human
Luz: That's kind of a weird thing for another human to say.
Eda: Oh, dear child, I'm not like you. I'm Eda the Owl Lady, the most powerful witch on the Boiling aisles.
Luz: A witch?
Eda: I am a respected, feared‐‐
Guard #1: Busted!
Monster: ‐Run! It's a guard!
[all screaming]
luz is about to get busted I think saids willow
Guard #1: Eda the Owl Lady, you are wanted for misuse of magic and demonic misdemeanors.
Luz: Whoa! Witch criminal!
yeah and she's awesome saids luz
all the students look scared at luz, does she still know her
Guard #1: You are hereby ordered to come with me to the conformtorium
que the gasps
Eda: Would you guys quit following me around? I haven't done squat.
Guard #1: And you're coming too...
Luz: Aah!
Guard #1: ...for fraternizing with a criminal.
told you saids willow
Luz: Wh‐What? That's not cool!
Eda: Oh, all right, all right, you win. Just let me get my stuff.
[groans]
just as expected from a criminal
Eda: Whoops. Can't forget this. Follow me, human.
Luz: This is crazy. If I die here, my mom's gonna kill me!
Eda: Ha! I won't let 'em hurt you. A human like you is much more valuable to me alive than dead.
Luz: Wait. What's that supposed to‐‐
SHES GOING TO EAT YOU RUN LUZ shouts a student
Eda: Whoo‐hoo!
Guard #1: You won't get away with this, Owl Lady!
but she just did said a a random student
Yeah, all right. You did. You got away with it. She got away with it, everybody! Typical.
Eda: You can open your eyes now, human.
Luz: [whimpers] [gasps] Flying staffs, crazy monsters, you're a witch‐‐ What is this place?
welcome to the boiling isles saids luz with a smile
Eda: This is the Boiling myth you humans have is caused by a little of our world leaking into yours.
[screeches]
Luz: A griffin! I knew it!
Eda: Yep. Griffins, vampires, giraffes‐‐
Luz: Giraffes?
poor humans they have to live with giraffes
Eda: Oh, yeah. We banished those guys. Bunch of freaks.
Luz: [exclaims]
Eda: Oops. That happens sometimes.
Luz: Well, I've had enough adventure for today. This is clearly not the PG fantasy world I always dreamed about, so can you help me get back home?
Luz if you want to go home can't eda take you bac-
wait EDA IS HOLDING HER PRISONER AND THIS IS CRY FOR HELP RIGHT LUZ
what no
Eda: Only if you help me first. [chuckles] Ah, now, come along, human.
Luz: Whoa!
[cackles]
Luz: Aren't you worried about those guards finding us?
yeah how haven't they found you
Eda: Nope. My house has a state‐of‐the‐art defense system.
Hooty:Hoot‐hoot! Password, please! Aah!
what the hell is that thing a student shouts frightened
Eda: We got no time for this, Hooty. Let us in.
Hooty: All right, all right! Geez! You never want to have any fun! Ow! Hoot! [retches]
[retches, burps]
Eda: Welcome to... ‐[snaps fingers] the Owl House...
Gasps
Eda: ...where I hide away from the pressures of modern life. Also the cops. Mm, also ex‐boyfriends.
eda the owl lady used to date? Huh the more you know
[chuckles]
Luz: This place is beautiful! Do you live here all alone?
‐[thudding footsteps]
Eda: ‐Actually, I have a roommate.
King: [deep voice] Who dares intrude upon I, [normal voice] the king of demons?
the students get tense and then king appears they all awwww
[squeaks]
Luz: [gasps, exclaims in Spanish] ¡Ay, que lindo! Eda, he's so cute! Who's a widdle guy? Who's a widdle guy? Is it you? Is it you?
King: No! I don't know who your little guy is! Eda, who is this monster?
cuddle monster
Eda: Oh, this is Luz, the human. She's here to help us with our little... situation.
King: Oh! Hooray!
Luz: Wait, wait, wait. I don't like the sound of this "situation".
Eda: Just... let me explain. King was once a mighty king of demons, until his crown of power was stolen, and he became... this.
hes better like this luz saids dreamily
Luz: You mean this little bundle of joy?
Eda: The crown is being held by the evil Warden Wrath and locked away behind a magical force field that only a human can break through‐‐ a human like you. If you help us retrieve his crown, we'll send you back to your realm. So whaddya say? Plus, who could say no to this cute face?
nobody can
King: No! Please don't encourage her! Aah!
Eda: I mean, we're kinda your only way home.
Luz: So I don't really have a choice, do I?
Eda: Nope. Now, we've got no time to lose.
[squeaks]
King: Soon, Mr. Ducky, we shall drink the fear of those who mocked us.
chuckles are heard
Luz: Where are we going?
Eda: Somewhere super fun.
[thunderclap]
Eda: The Conformatorium, a place for those considered unsuitable for society.
gasps of fear are heard
Luz: Whoa. These guys really have the hots for you.
Eda: Yep. But we were never caught because we're too slippery.
King: Try to catch me when I'm covered in grease.
I'd rather not
I'm a squirmy little fella. Aah! You and I will sneak up to the top of the tower, where they're holding my crown.
Eda: And I'm gonna make sure the warden's distracted.
Luz: [gasps] Will I need a disguise?
Eda: Uh...
Luz: I've been waiting to use this. Meow, meow.
King: It's hideous.
Eda: Oh, you'll fit right in. Hang on tight. Whoa! [gasps] [hoots]
Eda: Meet you guys at the top of the tower.
[grunting]
King: Ha‐ha! Cat's don't do that.
[gasps]
Prisoner: Hey, cat lady, how'd you get out of your cell?
i miss her luz exclaims with a sigh
Luz: Oh, no, no, no. I'm not a cat. Also, I'm not a criminal.
King: Not yet, you're not.
Fanfic Prisoner: Neither are we. The stupid warden likes to lock people up who don't fit in. Like, I write fanfics of food falling in love. I like food, I like love... Just let me write about it.
wait a second those really aren't crimes a student saids
Eye-eating monster: I'm here because I like eating my own eyes. [gulps]
ok now that's wierd
Prissoner:We are agents of fwee expwession! They will never siwence us!
Fanfic Prisoner: Yeah, she's really big into conspiracy theories.
Conspiracy Prisoner: The world is a simuwation! We are but pwaythings for a higher being!
Luz: Wait. These aren't crimes. None of you actually did anything wrong. You're all just a bunch of weirdos. Like me.
[thudding footsteps]
Girl monster: It's Warden Wrath! Hide!
[exclaims]
Warden Wrath: I can hear you.
he is really scary whimpers a student
[whimpers]
Warden Wrath: Just what are you fools whispering about? Ah. The Owl Lady. [snarls] I'll get my hands on her soon enough.
Conspiracy Prisoner: Fight against the oppwessor! We will wesist! We will conquer! We will never be afwaid of you, you old cweep! Hooway! I'm fwee!
Holy crap that's scary
[gasps]
Warden Wrath: Let this be a lesson to all of you. There's no place in society for you if you can't fit in.
[muffled scream]
[lock clicks, door slams]
Luz: Don't worry. I can get you out.
[grunting]
Luz: No! My weak nerd arms!
Girl monster: Just get out of here while you still can, kid. Enjoy freedom for us.
Eda: Hey. I just checked. The warden is distracted, tormenting some tiny creature. He won't be coming around here anytime soon.
King: My crown! It's close! I can sense its power! [grunting, exclaiming]
Eda: Aw, he gets so cute when he's thirsty for power.
Luz: It's not fair that they're all in here. They just want to be themselves. Why does everyone think that being a weirdo is so bad?
i guess it is kinda okay like those people shouldn't be locked up some of the teachers think to themselves
King: [grunts]
[cackling]
Eda: Come on, before he hurts himself.
[object clangs]
King: Ow!
[grunts, groans]
Eda: We have a human, remember?
King: Oh, yeah.
Luz: [sighs] Wait a second. Is that a...
King: My crown! Yes. Yes! I can feel my powers returning! You, there. Nightmare critter. I shall call you Francois, and you shall be a minion in my army of darkness. Ha‐ha!
Luz: That crown doesn't give him any powers, does it?
Wait it doesn't?
Eda: Uh, no. Oh, look at us, Luz. King and I don't have much in this world. We only have each other. So if that dumb crown is important to him, it's important to me. And besides, us weirdos have to stick together, you know? Well, we owe you one. Now, let's get out of here before the warden finds us and loses his head.
i guess she isn't really that bad said a student
Wrath: Too late.
[screams]
Eda: Ow! Oh, I hate it when that happens.
[screams]
Luz: Eda! Are you okay?
Eda: Yeah. This just happens when you get older.
Luz: Does it?
Wrath: Finally, I have you cornered, Eda the Owl Lady.
King: [exclaims]
Wrath: My guards could never get you, but I knew if I took your pet's toy, you'd come running.
King: No! My power! [sobs]
Eda: What do you want with me? I've never actually broken any of your stupid laws... in front of you.
Wrath: I want you... to go out with me.
what? The students and teachers are confused
Eda: Wha...?
Luz: What?
Guard #2: Go, boss!
Wrath: You've always eluded our capture. You've always been the one who got away. I found that alluring.
what a weirdo the students think
Luz: I hate everything you're saying right now.
Wrath: You stay out of this! So how about it, Owl Lady? The most powerful witch of the Boiling Isles and the feared Warden Wrath. We'd be the strongest power couple ever. I mean, it's‐‐ it's not like you can say no right now.
seems alot like rape when i think about it now huh
Luz: [grunting]
King: [grunting]
Eda: [sighs] All right, Warden. You win. I'd just like to say something first. Come closer. No. Just come a little bit closer. Just... Yeah, that's good. [blows raspberry]
[warden exclaims]
[gasps]
Eda: [laughing]
Wrath: Impudent wench! Don't you know how many germs are in your mouth? Ugh!
Eda: Get over it. You had your guards stalk me, and then you cut off my head. I am not going out with you.
Wrath: If you don't accept, then I have no choice but to des‐‐
[groans]
Eda: [chuckles] Nice!
Luz: Okay, we're going now.
[hoots]
Luz: Expecto... flying? Magicus... escapicus!
Eda: [grunts]Gun it, magic stick.
[exclaims]
Wrath: Owl Lady, I won't let you get away again!
[exclaiming]
Luz: Eda, lend me a hand!
[screams]
King: Oh, my bones!
Eda: Luz... go back to the human world.
Luz: What about you guys?
King: If you think this guy is bad, you shoulda seen her last boyfriend.
Eda: Not my boyfriend. Go! Go!
Luz: But‐‐ But I‐‐
[hoots]
Luz: [exclaims]
[gasping]
Luz: Why are you guys just standing there? This is your chance to escape!
they are scared realizes a student
Eye-eating monster: The warden will catch us. He always does.
Fanfic Prisoner: We belong here.
Conspiracy Prisoner: Self‐doubt is a pwison you can never escape fwom.
[prisoners muttering in agreement]
Luz: So, you have a different way of doing things, a different way of seeing things. That might make you weird, but it also makes you awesome. Don't you see?
Fanfic Prisoner: Why are you helping us?
Luz: Because us weirdos have to stick together. And nobody should be punished for who they are.
[all cheering]
Luz: Now, let's get 'em!
[groans]
Wrath: No more running away, Owl Lady. Today I capture you once and for all!
King: [whimpers]
Luz: Go, go, go, go!
this is so cool saids a student
[grunts]
[prisoners whooping]
Eda: Luz?
Eye-eating monster: I eat my own eyes!
Conspiracy Prisoner: I think the world as a twiangle!
Fanfic Prisoner: And I practice the ancient art of fanfiction!
Warden Wrath: You! Who do you think you are?
Luz: Do not underestimate me, Warden Wrath, for I am Luz, the human, warrior of peace.
[wind howls]
Luz: Now eat this, sucker!
like in the beginning a student relizes
[grunting]
[cheering]
King: That was actually one of her better breakups.
huh that's kinda sad
Eda: Not a breakup. Anyway, let's bounce before any more monsters fall in love with me.
Eda: Well, a deal's a deal. ‐Let's get you home. [snaps fingers]
Luz: Before I go‐‐ I know it's not the same, but... a king shouldn't be without a crown.
King: This shall suffice. You there, plant! You are now under my command.
cutteeee
Eda: Oh, and don't forget this.
[gasps]
Luz: Okay. I know you got your head cut off, and we started some kind of prison riot, but this was the most fun I've ever had. I don't fit in at home. You don't fit in here. If I stay, we could not fit in together. I'm not going back to summer camp.
Eda: [chuckles] What's summer camp? What are we talking about here?
Luz: I want to stay and become a witch like you and Azura.
Eda: What? All right, that's crazy. Humans can't become witches.
im the first luz said smiling
Luz: Maybe that's because they haven't tried. If you teach me to become a witch, I'll do anything you want.
King: Let her stay! [whispers] She can make us snacks.
Eda: Well, I could use a hand keeping this goofball out of the cupboards. All right. I'll teach you how to be a witch. But you have to work for me before you learn any spells. Deal?
[King grunts]
King: Too tight! Too tight!
Eda: What's going on?
wait so you live with the most dangerous criminal in the world? Yep and she's awesome king is too luz answers Eda than takes of her costume and shows king was in luz's jacket this whole time
gasps of fear were heard and nobody moved for a few seconds
but than they rememberd the episode and relaxed
[phone vibrates]
[King clears throat]
King: Your sleep cocoon looks fluffy.
awww
[Luz checks her cell phone]
thats so cuteeeee