"You don't need your name in bright lights
You're a rock star"-Jamiroquai
It is the middle of the night, Shinji Ikari walks down the streets of Tokyo-3 downtown, celebrating his discovery of himself, suddenly a man appears in front of him, it looks to be Dr Dre, he walks up to Shinji and says "I've been there and done that, you got guns? We got guns. " In an intimidating tone.
Shinji backs away with a shocked expression "What? " He says in a fearful tone. "I said you got guns? " Dr Dre replied, slowly reaching into his coat with the rustling of metallic objects in his pocket.
Dr Dre pulls out his custom made M1911, complete with gold and black carbon-fibre plating with the words "The doctor is in the house" on the slide and points it at Shinji, "you damn EVA pilots are in trouble, you can either die here or go and complete my cruel Dre's thesis"
Shinji was appalled.
"EXCUSE ME?" Shinji shouted "YOU THINK I'LL GO AND COMPLETE YOUR THESIS? NUH UH UH, NOT TODAY", Dr Dre was furious shooting a round into the air, and saying in rebuttal, "my thesis is for you to get in the damn EVA and kill Fat Albert, a presidential stand user"
Shinji was completely flabbergasted, "no, I wouldn't take out a presidential stand user! I won't I won't! " Dr Dre slowly put his gun to the head of Shinji with a grim tone "goodbye"
Suddenly Unit-00 hits Dr Dre, leaving a splatter of blood on Unit-00's hand. "Thanks Rei, I don't know what could have happened, I almost died. " Shinji than picked up Dr Dre's M1911 and cocked it. "Handsome Jack will not escape with his life"