Idea: Ibiki has started using a Genjutsu that convinces someone they're teaching a sex-ed class as a method of torture. Awkwardness ensues.
The Chunin stood in the middle of his home village wondering exactly how he got there. Hadn't he been captured by Konoha?
"Where have you been man?" one of his friends whom he occasionally shared drinks with asked. "The guys from the Academy have been looking all over for you."
"The Academy?" he asked. What would the Academy want with him?
"You were supposed to have started your lecture fifteen minutes ago." his friend said as he started dragging him to said Academy.
"Lecture?" he asked.
"You don't remember, you were ordered to give this year's "biology" lecture to the Kunoichi." his friend said as they reached the Academy.
Biology? Biology? I don't know a fucking thing about biology. he thought as he was dragged to a classroom.
He found himself sweating nervously as he looked over a room that contained twenty Kunoichi hopefuls all between the ages of ten and twelve. As he walked towards the front of the room, he inexplicably felt as if he were walking to his doom. When he reached the front of the room and saw the papers that had been left out on the desk, he realized why.
Oh. Biology. he thought mournfully as he realized that he'd just been assigned to give twenty small girls The Talk, and that he had to keep it as clean as possible considering the childrens' ages.
Why were they doing this to him? He was a demolitions expert goddamnit!
At the top of the chalkboard behind the desk was the pull down diagram that had been mentioned in the note that the class' usual instructor had left behind. Rather than having one string to pull, there were several, and he didn't know which string belonged to what.
He pulled down the first string and a map of the Elemental Continent came down. The girls who apparently sensed blood all started giggling at him.
A tug on a second string revealed a chart of the Chakra Pathways. The giggles turned into barely stifled laughter.
On the third try, he finally got the correct chart which displayed the anatomy of the human female.