Idea: Anakin and Obi-Wan do the Time Warp Dance and end up in the middle of the last Sith War.
Anakin Skywalker ran to his master, Obi-Wan Kenobi. There was an excited look in his eyes.
"Master, do you remember that mission where we got laughed at because we couldn't dance?" Anakin said practically jumping up and down with excitement.
"Yes." Obi-wan stated. He'd been trying to repress his memories of that particular mission.
"Well, I found this neat looking dance in the archives and it looks really easy to learn. It's called the Time Warp, and if we learned it, we wouldn't get laughed at for not knowing how to dance." Anakin said as he held up a holo display of a dancing figure.
"You know Anakin, that's the best idea you've had in months." Obi-wan said trying not to crush his Padawan's spirit with the fact that the dance looked extremely stupid. He'd just learn the dance to bolster his Padawan's spirit, and when someone asked if he could dance, he'd say no.
"Great, lets start practicing right away." Anakin said just before he turned and raced to the quarters that he and Obi-wan shared.
An hour after their practice began, Obi-wan was having a very hard time learning the steps.
"No Master, it's like this, first you jump left, then you step right, then you put your hands on your hips and pull your knees in, then you kinda thrust your hips forward." Anakin said as he demonstrated the dance yet again for Obi-Wan.
"Okay, I think I've got it." Obi-wan said.
Together, the two Jedi jumped left, stepped right, put their hands on their hips, brought their knees in tight, thrust their pelvises forward, and popped out of sight.
They barely had time to scream before they popped out of the swirling vortex they had found themselves in. Upon landing, the first thing they noticed was the towel clad woman standing in their living room. The second thing they noticed was her hand reaching for a lightsaber that was on a table that wasn't there before. The third thing they noticed was that someone had entirely redecorated their quarters in under ten seconds.
Um, excuse me ma'am, but what are you doing in our living room?" Obi-wan asked as he tried to direct his gaze away from the woman's ample brea- er mammary glands.
"I was going to ask you the same thing. And, would you please stop staring at my tits?" the woman said, lightsaber in hand, her finger reaching for the activation switch.