KUNAI AND SAMURAI part2(The crappy part)
I don't own Gintama and any characters involved with it.
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AUTHOR: Warning: the following chapters in the future updates may be boring, uninteresting and may cause you to react violently against the author. But don't worry; I'll update the main story part as soon as I could.
GINTOKI: You're really risking it.
AUTHOR: I added some Tsukky x Gin x ? like I'm trying to make a conflict between your relationship (EVIL GRIN). If they hate it to hell this update, I'll just quickly change the story. Well? Let's begin.
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HITTING YOUR SKULL MAKES YOUR BRAIN FUNCTION WEIRD
"Oh, you mean like this…"
Before she already knew, he quickly gets up, and wrapped his arms around her waist and rests his head on her shoulder from behind. She felt a warm breath crawled around her ear that gave her a good sensation. Her body froze for a second, feeling so shocked about it. She let out a smile and gently placed her hand on her arms trying to feel her rough skin.
"This is the same as…" She thought but before she could finish, she heard a crumpling sound of paper inside her sleeve. That sound reminds her that she needs to ask this question too.
"Oi, Gintoki, can I ask you another question?"
"I have to say no if you're going to ask something that involves drinking," he answered softly.
She already asked him an embarrassing question, why wouldn't she ask another question, he's pretty dense anyway. This time, she wasn't nervous or hesitant to ask him. She must ask this for the peace of her mind.
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"Would like to go out with me?"
Hearing that, he found it a little funny as he chuckled, trying to avoid burst out laughing. "- do you mean it literally? Or are you already confessing your feeling?" He replied. That question is something like that he will never hear from her. He's confused if she's really fallen for him or is it just the lack of sleep that made her ask things like that.
"It's not like that stupid… If Hinowa didn't ask this, I'll never do this kind of stuff," she quickly denied. Her face started to get red again.
"Really? Well, I guess I have nothing to do anyway. So I'll stick around with you for a while."
It's positively a 'yes' answer from him. He's really going out with her. This numbskull guy is going to… What appropriate term is it again?... a 'date' to the eat-all-you-can. I wonder if things will go out well tonight.
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"I'm home," he said closing the door behind him. He was about to remove his boots and slump down the couch again when he saw Glasses and Kagura standing in front of him. They don't look serious or worried. Just normal.
"Ginsan, you should have called us last night that you weren't coming. Good thing Hinowa called us and told us that you are staying overnight at her house," said glasses.
"Ginchan… If you're making a move to her, you should have consulted me." She said, frowning.
"What the hell are you talking about? It's a job," replied Gintoki, getting annoyed to the stupidity of the Yato girl.
But Glasses still misses the point. He patted his shoulder and heave out a breath. "I know it's man's job to make a girl happy. But…" He paused for a moment and look into his eyes with a burning passion. Gintoki thought that they might have known that he's going out with Tsukuyo. "… Are you willing to be Seita's father?"
That was an unexpected stupid response from glasses…
"Oi… Are you two going somewhere or what?" he muttered with his eye twitching in anger. He tries to drop that subject because his patience is running low.
"We're going to buy something for lunch and dinner," replied Kagura that somehow loosens his anger.
"We'll be back an hour or two." He said as they both went out.
Finally, those two were gone for a while. He thought he might be able to relax since Sadaharu is too lazy to annoy him. He walked in to the main room and lain down in one on the couch. Wait a minute, he's forgetting something. His stack of sweets and strawberry milk are out for 3 days. He blinked twice and grabbed something out of his pocket as he remembered he was paid by Hinowa some small cash before he left. Looking at the crumpled money in his hand, he estimated that it's enough to a couple of chocolate bar and a box of strawberry milk. Now he has to stand up and go to the store to buy some. It's better to relax if you have something to eat while watching the weather report.
"What a bother," he mumbles while lifting his body out of the couch.
"Sadaharu. I'll leave the place to you." He demanded as he stepped out of the house.
Sadaharu let a low moan lazily.
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It was a normal day in the market place. As usual, it's crowded, busy and the stench of raw goods is mixed in the air. She glanced here and there, side by side while holding a plastic of fresh green vegetables in her hands. This black haired girl with an eye patch on her one eye seems to be having a hard time looking for that final thing she needs for almost an hour.
"Where the hell could that meat stall located?" she muttered to herself followed with a sigh. "Now I'm pretty sure how hard for Otae to do this every time."
Exhaustion went to her legs and arms as she saw an empty bench under a blooming tree just meters away in front of her. She walked fast to it and placed down her goods beside her as she sits down are relaxed herself.
"I should have asked Otae to come with me," she said, regretting the fact that she didn't asked.
Her list of foods and ingredients accidentally got off her white coat and fell on the ground but she quickly noticed it. She was about to grasp it in her hand when someone grabbed it before her. Her eye widen, surprised from that sudden action. Following the arms up to its shoulder and head with an eye, there was this guy with a fish eye looking at her deadpanned. She blushed for a second before her thoughts were gathered again quickly. What does this guy doing here?
"What's this?" he paused for a moment and read the list as he lean back to the bench. "Radish… tomato… and…and… " He noticed that the on the bottom part of the list remains uncheck but before he could say it; she quickly took it away from him.
"What the hell are you doin' here!" she asked while putting back the paper in her coat.
"Ahh… nothing I was about to buy sweets when I saw you here… "
"Buying? He's not holding any groceries or goods. "He just slacking around obviously," she thought.
"Now, now… If you really can't find the meat shop, you can come with me."
He quickly jumped off the bench and started walking in one direction, gesturing that she must follow him if she wants to or not. He's heading to the candy store anyway, which is just beside the meat shop.
"Oi wait…"
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"I think this is enough, Kagura chan, maybe we should go back," said glasses clutching the plastic full of goods as they stepped out of the store.
"Yey! We're going to eat some meat today!" She shouted excitedly as she opens her purple umbrella. "Can you buy lobster for tonight?" she asked.
"Hell no! That's way out of the budget! The meat that our client gave is a high class! Have contentment." He shouted angrily as Kagura stood quiet and looked at a distant. His voiced died out as he noticed that odd response from her.
"Oi Shinpachi… Is that Ginchan and Kyubei?" she said monotonously as she points.
The two are walking together and obviously there's a conversation between them as they head to candy store beside the meat shop.
"Indeed. But why are they together?" He asked without taking off his eyes upon them.
"A date?" She responded.
"It can't be… Kyubei will never do such thing with a man," he said.
"You'll never know. She's still a girl that deceived by her father that she's a boy."
"Then, let's follow them."
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"Now we're here. You should remember the place from now on," he said monotonously, looking at the sign of the establishment.
She looked at the building and saw that it's just beside the candy store. It's easy to remember since it's close to the park. Now that her problem is solved, thanks to the silver haired guy, she can now buy the last thing she needs. She wants to reward him somehow so she pulled out her wallet but suddenly… a snatcher quickly grabbed it from her hand and pushed her to the wall. She didn't expect it so she didn't defended herself. The snatcher tried to make run but…
(SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!)
A bokuto smashed on his face three times. He dropped unconscious as he lose her wallet in his hand. A couple of more stolen wallets dropped out of his clothes. Since Gintoki is poor as a rat, he picked up both wallets, took all the money inside and throws it back to the guy. Taking his attention back to Kyubei, he saw her sitting on the ground leaning on the wall. She feels a little dizzy about what just happened but something is wrong on her like something just got triggered inside her brain. Feeling not herself, she lifted her face and surprisingly he saw him giving a hand on her. His deadpanned eyes are looking at her like he's not so worry about it.
"You okay?" He asked. He just stretch out his hand and didn't grab her, thinking that he might get slammed hard on the ground because he knows that she doesn't want to get touched by a man. It's up to her if she will hold it or not.
But what happened doesn't seem to be he's expecting. She gently placed her hand on his without taking her eyes from him. He carefully pulled her up and let out of her hand after that. But she's still looking at him as her face started to get red slowly.
"Oi, cut it out Kyubei. You're giving me the creeps," he demanded but she ignored him and continued to stare at him.
"K-kawaii…" She mumbled very softly.
"What did you just…"
His voiced died out as he felt a hand rubbed his right jaw and another hand pulled his collar down that made his lips landed to her…
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"EEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" shouted Shinpachi that echoed in the whole Milky Way galaxy. What the hell just got triggered in her brain!
As they went…. (AUTHOR GOT A HEART ATTACK…)
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GINTOKI: What's up with the Author? Unable to handle what he just wrote.
TSUKUYO: (Sigh) Hell right.
GINTOKI: To all readers… Sorry about this chapter, the Author must've fried his brains before.
TSUKUYO: Thanks for reading anyway.