A/N: Hey guys and gals. I'm sorry I was late again and this is only the second chapter. I didn't have internet and at the moment I don't have my computer I uploading this from my phone. I hope you like this chapter. I love love love reviews. *hint hint* Favorite. Follow. Review. Peace.

Disclaimer: Oda said I couldn't have Luffy.

Chapter 2: Questions

Law sighed and pressed two fingers to his temples. "Stop calling me Traffy." He ordered. Valerie pouted like a kicked puppy.

"Why?" she asked cutely. Behind her Penguin and Shachi's nose bleeds had returned in full force. Law glared at her.

"Because it's not my name." He vaguely wondered why his glare had no affect on her. 'It's probably because she's not normal.' She pressed her hand to her head in a sloppy salute.

"Okay, Trafalgar-ya." She said sadly. Law nodded his head in acceptance of the new name. Before Law could question her farther, she turned around and pulled Shachi's face within inches of her's. The stream coming for his nose turned into a rushing river. She stared at him for a few second before a look of recognition crossed her face. "Oh, you're Shachi." She released his face and held out her hand. She gave him a bright smile. "It's a pleasure to meet you." He shook her hand with a perverted grin.

Valerie looked beside him. "Since he's Shachi-ya, you must be Penguin-ya, right?" Penguin nodded his head furiously. She let go of Shachi's hand, more like she pried Shachi's hand off, and extended it to Penguin. "It's nice to meet you as well."

Penguin smiled just as perversely as Shachi. "Same to you Val-chan." Once she'd freed her hand from Penguin's, she turned back to Law.

"Where's Bepo?" she asked. Law glared at her again.

"How do you know all of our names?"

"Well I don't know." She said sarcastically. "Maybe because you're a wanted criminal and your wanted poster is plaster over every wall on the Grand Line." Law narrowed his eyes.

"Mine is. But Shachi, Penguin, and Bepo do not have bounties on their heads." Valerie sighed.

"You got me there. Truth is, I'm not from this world. I don't know how I got here. I just woke up at the bottom of the ocean."

"That doesn't answer my question. Do I need to ask it again?" Valerie glared at him.

"Don't be such a fucking prick, you annoying bastard. I was getting there." She said and scoffed. Law's eyebrow twitched in annoyance. "In my world you all don't exist. Y'all are fictional characters." This took Law by surprises, and his eyes widened a fraction. Shachi and Penguin's reaction were less discreet. Their jaws hit the ground and their eyes nearly popped out of their heads. The rest of the crew in the control room had the same expression.

Law's shock turned into a smirk. 'Interesting.' He thought. "Valerie-san, why don't we continue our chat in my room." It wasn't really a suggestion, but Valerie still nodded her head happily. Before leave she placed a kiss on Penguin and Shachi's forehead. "See y'all later." She said that started to follow Law out the door.

Instead of walking out the door, she walked into the wall beside the door. She squeaked and fell on the ground. "Ow~" she whined and rubbed her forehead. She sat up. Then, using the wall, stood. With her hands still firmly pressed against the wall, she inched sideways till she found the door frame.

Law stared at her with a frown. "Valerie-san, are you blind?" She looked appalled.

"No!" She nearly yelled. "I simply have really bad eyesight." With that sentence her earlier action made sense. The reason she'd pulled his face so close was because she couldn't see him.

"How bad?" She shrugged. Law stepped about three feet away from her and held up three fingers. "How many fingers am I holding up?" she shrugged again and looked down at the floor. He moved a foot closer. "Now?" She looked up and shook her head. Another foot and he was, again, inches away. She squinted at his hand.

"Two?" she asked.

'Damn she really is blind.' He thought. "Three." He corrected and looked behind her to Penguin, who'd gone back to work. "Penguin, how long until we reach another island?" Penguin looked up at the mention of his name then looked down at a map.

"About two days." Law sighed.

"Alright." He said and held his arm out to Valerie. "Let's go." She latched onto it and walked out of the control room beside Law. When they reached his room, he sat her down at his desk. "Since you can barely see what's in front of your face, you're going to need a guide when walking around. Don't leave whatever room I put you in without someone, got it?" Valerie nodded.

"You still have questions for me." It was more of a statement then a question.

"Yes. Why do you have my jolly roger on your shirt?"

"I'm a huge Heart Pirate fan."

"And the pants?" He asked already knowing the answer.

"I love Trafalgar Law." She said plainly. Law smirked.

"If you're so blind-" Valerie growled at him. 'It seems her sight is a touchy subject.' He thought. "why don't you have glasses?"

Valerie crossed her arms and legs. "I don't sleep with my glasses on." Law raised an eyebrow in question. "I went to sleep and then ended up here."

"Hn." He said. 'That also explains why she doesn't have any shoes on.'

"I have other questions for you, but I'll save them for another time. My last question: Would you like to join my crew?" Valerie's face lit up. She shot up.

"Yes!" she squealed.

"Good. Now, since it's late, you can just sleep here." He said. She nodded and stood up from the chair. Law should've known better than to let her stand up alone, because she tripped over the chair's legs. Law quickly stepped forward and wrapped his arm around her waist. He sighed. "You're more trouble then you're worth."

"Sorry." She whispered. Law set her on her feet and guided her to the bed. She laid down and Law walked to the door.

"Try not to kill yourself." Valerie smirked.

"No promises." With that Law left the room to go to the kitchen. Right now he really needed some coffee.