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Chapter 8: Kidd

As Law was guiding Valerie back to ship, they were intercepted by a very unfortunate encounter.

"Oi, Trafalgar." Said and all too familiar voice. Law would've walked right passed him if Valerie stopped and turned to squinted at the red head through her sunglasses. Law sighed and turned his head the opposite direction in an obvious attempt to ignore him.

"Bastard I'm-" Kidd started to shout. Law would have smirked if he hadn't felt Valerie release his arm. He turned his head back in time to see Valerie wrapped her arms around Kidd's neck and her legs around his waist as she squealed his name in a high pitched voice.

"What the- GET THE FUCK OFF ME YOU CRAZY BITCH!" Kidd yelled. He reached for her neck, but she tightened her gripped around his neck which caused him to chock.

She'd had her eyes close while she pressed her face into his coat, but opened them to peer up at his face. The moment the sun hit her eyes her face twisted up in pain and she released her grip on Kidd and fell. She knelled on the ground slightly hunched over with her hands covering her eyes.

"MY EYES! OH MY GOD! MY EYES!" She screeched. She bend all the way over with her forehead touching the ground. One hand still covered her eyes and the other was pounding into the ground. Kidd rubbed his neck and looked at her as if she were the craziest person he'd ever met.

Carefully, Valerie peeked between her fingers to located her sunglasses. When she'd found them, she covered her eyes completely again and let her legs slowly slid from underneath her so that she was laying flat on her belly. Slowly she began to inch toward her sunglasses like a caterpillar, drawing her legs up to her chest and then pushing off on her knee to move her upper body forward. Her hand that had been abusing the ground, was now groping ahead of her to find the sunglasses. At last her hand found them. She put them on then sat back on her feet, she still didn't have any shoes.

Law watched all of this with an amused look on his face. It wasn't until Valerie looked at Kidd again and passed out from a nosebleed, did the amusement vanish from his face.

"Well," Law started as he picked Valerie up princess-style. He looked at Kidd when stood. "It was a pleasure seeing you again, Euastass-ya, but must get this idiot back to our ship before she bleeds to death. Until next time." He said the first part with extreme sarcasm. When he'd finished talking he turned and left at a brisk pace. A small trail of blood followed him. Kidd turned to Killer, who'd magical been there the whole time, and him a look that said, 'what the hell just happened?'.

Penguin and Shachi were waiting for Law on the deck when he returned with Valerie in his arms. He instructed one of them to clean up the trail of blood on the deck and the other to mess up the trail that led to the sub, before quickly opening the heavy metal door with hand and rushing to the infirmary.

He was telling the truth when he said that Valerie was losing a lot of blood.

Before could even go into the storage room in the infirmary to get blood to transfuse to Valerie, she began to stir. "Ugh. My head hurts." She whined.

"I'd imagine so. You hit it against the ground fairly hard when you passe out."

"Oh." Law smirked.

"So why'd you faint?" Valerie looked at him as though he'd just asked the stupidest and most obvious question in the world.

"It. Was. Eustass. Kidd" she said slowly like Law's brain needed the time to process each word. Law glared at her.

"I know that. Why did you faint over him?" The 'you're-an-idiot' look stayed plastered to her face.

"He's is quite," she paused for dramatic affect and let a slight perverted grin slip onto her face. "a delicious piece of male." Law gagged in his head and ignored the heat on his skin. Law allowed a look of disgust to grace his face.

"Why don't you join his crew then?" He said spitefully. Valerie smirked.

"I surely will." Law's eyes widened. His crew, his crew, every single member, was loyal and one hundred percent devoted to him. Not one of them ever even thought of betraying him. They weren't allowed to. He was not about to have some half-ssed flimsy people on his crew. He was going to be the Pirate King and deserved nothing less.

As if reading his mind, Valerie cut off his building anger. "Don't get me wrong, Law. I'm one hundred percent devoted to you, but you aren't my only favorite character. My main three favorites are you, Kidd, and 'Strawhat' Luffy. Between you three, Luffy's my favorite. I know more about him than any other character. The show is about him and his journey on the Grand Line." Valerie paused to make sure Law was listening. His anger had subsided, but he was still annoyed. Still, he nodded for her to continue.

"Some of my other favorites are Penguin, Shachi, Bepo, Killer-Kidd's first mate-, Zoro-Luffy's first mate-, Chopper-Luffy's doctor-, and sometimes Sanji-Luffy's cook.

"I'll tell you now, I'm absolutely and utter in love with Luffy. Nothing will ever change that. I will protect him, even if it means I have go to hell and play a harp for Hades to get him back. I'll do it.

"I will be a crew hopper. I know that's not how things work in this world, but that's how it's going to work now. I have no problem switching crew, so long as I like someone on the crew. I will be wholeheartedly devoted no matter who's crew I'm on. I know this means I'll sometimes have to fight people I like, but that was going to happen regardless of who saved me from the bottom of the ocean. To sum up all on my blabbering: I'm a loyal indecisive bitch." Law frown throughout the whole speech, but smirked at her summary.

"So you're saying I have to share?" Valerie frowned but nodded. Law's smirk widened. "That's not going to happen. I don't like sharing my toys."