A/N: Hey guy just as promised here is chapter 11. Now I can have my break! I did minimal editing , so sorry for mistakes. Hopefully this chapter being 4 times longer than every other chapter I've written makes up for that. Ok, love ya. Follow. Favorite. REVIEW! Peace. When Valerie boarded the Kidd Pirates ship, she found Killer instantaneously. He was sitting on the deck , leaning against the side, polishing his blades. Valerie ignoring everything else, mainly the stares she and the crew's captain were getting, and b-lined for Killer. She stopped in front of him and bowed. "H-hello Killer. My name is Valerie. It's a pleasure to meet you!"
Killer looked up from his blades , but didn't respond. Instead he looked past her to his captain, who smirked at the girl's change in demeanor. "Hn. " he said finally. Valerie stood up with a look of absolute happiness on her face. She also turned to look at Kidd.
"Are Wire and Heat here too?" At this Kidd's smirked fell and he drew his sword. He pointed it directly at her. Killer also got into a defensive pose. He replaced his blades and pressed one against her throat.
"How the hell do you know who they are?" Kidd growled. Valerie's eyes widened and she gulped.
"Oops." she muttered nervously. She was painfully aware of the blade at the neck and the little thread of blood the was rising along it.
"Answer." He barked after she was silent too long. Valerie raised her hands in surrender, but slowly enough. Reacting to the movement, Killer pressed the blade further into her skin.
"Sorry, sorry." she said quickly and Killer eased back a bit. She gave Kidd a nervous smile to try to get him to calm down a little, but it did nothing but make him more impatient. Before he could do anything to try and make her talk she continued. "I forgot to tell y'all who I am and then got too excited." Kidd narrowed his eyes as a warning that she needed to hurry up. "I'm not from this world and I my world y'all are fictional." she admitted quickly.
Kidd's eyes widened then narrowed into a glare. As long as he'd been on the Grand Line he'd learned not to question the impossible. "Prove it." Valerie nervous smile turned into a confident and mischievous smirked.
"I knew you'd say that. Okay, who should I start with..." she muttered looking around. She turned back to Killer when the blade pressed into her throat again from the movement. "First, could you tell Killer to move please? I can't really talk with a blade to my neck. Plus, what can I do? One woman against an entire pirate crew?" Kidd looked at her skeptically then nodded for Killer, and the other men on board, to stand down. Killer took up his previous seat and Valerie sat in front of him. Kidd also took a seat on the deck.
"Thank you. I guess I'll start with Killer." she cleared her throat. " 'Massacre Soldier' Killer, first mate of Eustass 'Captain' Kidd. One of the Eleven Supernovas. Current bounty: 162,000,000 beli.. His blonde hair reaches to his thighs, as a child his hair was at his neck and cover his eyes." Kidd's eyes widened and Valerie's smirk grew, but she continued. "He fights with two detachable scythes, when not fighting the scythes are held in a large sheat on his right hip. He preferred food that is able to pass through the holes in his mask. Killer provided historic event to his captain, who is ignorant of them. Killer is the more level-headed between the two. He is also more reasonable than his captain." Kidd's face was beginning to match the color of his hair from his anger and embarrassment at Valerie pointing out the various ways Killer was better than him. Ignoring his anger, she continued.
"Killer is extremely similar to Roronoa Zoro of the Strawhat Pirates. They are both non-captain supernovas, use blades, and neither has a devil fruit power. Killer's name has no meaning but was chosen out sheer laziness.
Lastly, his birthday is February 2." Kidd, though he was still angry, was utterly shocked. Some of things she'd said, he didn't even know. Killer was completely impassive toward it, or so it seemed.
"Next up is Wire." Valerie said, though at the moment said pirate was below deck. "I don't know much but this is what I do know. He is the tallest member of the Kidd Pirates, about a meter taller than both Kidd and Killer. He doesn't talk much and doesn't show much emotion. His weapon of choice is a dark red trident."
"Next, Heat. Same as Wire, I don't know much. Wire holds high respect for Kidd and refers to him as 'Master Kid'. He can breathe fire but it is unknown to me whether this is a devil fruit ability or something like a Flame Dial. He fights with two swords." Valerie cleared her throat again.
"Lastly, and this is going to be a long one because he's one of my three favorite characters, Kidd. okay. Eustass 'Captain' Kidd a native of the South Blue, is captain of the Kidd Pirates. He's one of the Eleven Supernovas and his bounty is currently 315,000,00 beli.. his current rivals in bounties are Trafalar Law and Monkey D. Luffy. The main, if not only, reason if bounty is higher than Luffy's is because he and his crew caused numbers of civilian casualties.
"As a child, his hair was spikier and resembled a lion's mane." Killer chuckled and Kidd's face darkened. "He wore larger and rounder goggles."
"When he appears he is usually either angry or making sarcastic remarks. If he thinks he's being insulted he quickly results to violence. He is sensitive to be mocked, insulted or glared at. He is extremely fearless. He believes that if the World Nobles were compared to pirates, the pirate seem humane.
"Kidd has the same dream as my Lu. To find the One Piece and become Pirate King. Unlike my Lu, Kidd will slaughter anyone and everyone who laughs at his dream. Though in my opinion, I think they were laughing at your outfit and not your dream." Kidd's face and hair were indistinguishable. A few chuckles were muffled for the men who stood listening.
"His crew holds high respect for his, as shown when he's attacked by a Pac-" Valerie clamped her mouth shut and Kidd calmed down enough to give her a funny look.
'Attacked by what?' Kidd thought. Killer looked up from polishing his blades. Valerie gave a nervous fake laugh.
"Let's skip that. " Before Kidd or anyone else could object she rushed on. "Actually let's stop there. I could literally go on for days about my dear Kidd's devil fruits abilities and everything else." Killer chuckled.
"What did Captain earn such an endearment as 'my dear'?" He asked. Valerie looked at him as though he were stupid.
"The very first moment I saw him. I love him." She said easily. The men on the deck laughed and whistled cat calls. Kidd rolled his eyes but ignored them. Valerie giggled and looked but to Kidd with a confident smirk on her face.
"Do you believe me now?"Kidd looked at her and nodded.
"I do. I've seen stranger thing on this sea." Valerie looked surprised.
"Like what?"
"Like an island where animals hunt humans." Valerie laughed.
"That's nothing compared to the pairings for this show. By the way in my world, this world is a show." Kidd nodded and the explanation.
"Name some of the pairings." A perverse smile stretched across Valerie's face.
"Ok. On Luffy's crew his doctor is a blue-nosed reindeer named Tony Tony Chopper. Choppper ate the Human - Human fruit. There's a pairing for Luffy's first mate 'Pirate Hunter' Zoro and Chopper." Kidd made a disgusted face.
"Yeah there's also one for Zoro and Luffy's musician Brook, who is a skeleton. He ate the Revive- Revive fruit but his soul was unable to find his body before his flesh decayed." Kidd gagged.
"Yep. The last one I'll tell you is my absolute favorite pairing, but you'll hate it. It's you and Law." Kidd looked ready to vomited.
"How can you like that pairing?!" His voice was laced with disgust. Valerie giggled.
"Opposites attract, hun."Again Killer chuckled at the endearment.
"There's also a pairing for you and Killer." she added as revenge on Killer. Killer blanched and Valerie let out a howl of laughter. "Anyway, are we friends now?" Kidd looked at her strangely.
"How can we be friends when we are on reveling crews?"
"Easy, if it comes to a fight, I'll come at you with everything I've got and you'll do the same. No hard feelings." Kidd thought about it for a moment before nodded. "Anyway," Valerie added," I'd be extremely pissed if you went easy on me. I've already killed more than fifty trained men on my crew and I've only been in this world a few days." Kidd frowned.
"You've killed your nakama?" He spat.
"At the time, I had joined the crew, but the men hadn't fully grasped that. They thought I was a play thing. One men advanced on me and I ripped the fucker's heart out and ate it. The other's tried to avenge him. Which, obviously, was a stupid mistake." Kidd didn't even flinch when Valerie said she ate their hearts. What he was wondering about was why this wretch was alive. Had she been on his crew, he would've killed her first and asked questions later.
"He's not you." Valerie said guessing what he was thinking.
"How did you-"
"I. Am. A. Huge. Kidd. Pirate. Fan. If I couldn't guess what my third favorite character was thinking, what kind of fan would I be?"
Kidd ignored everything else she just said and focused on one thing. "Third?" he questioned. "Who's the first and second?" Valerie stood up and stun around before stopping and extending a hand out to Kidd.
"Monkey D. Luffy and Trafalgar Law." Kidd scoffed.
"What's so great about those two that puts me at third?"
Behind Valerie and Kidd, Killer muttered, "Jealous much?"
"Shut the fuck up Killer." he replied angrily than turned back to Valerie. "Answer."
"For one thing the show is about Luffy. He's in literally every episode and it's impossible not to love him, unless you're judging him. Law appears much more in the show than you do. I think I've seen you in two episode out of six hundred thirty six episodes." Kidd rolled his eyes and turned to his men.
"Since we've made a new friend, let's have a party!" The crew shouted they agreement and quickly race off to the town and kitchen to prepare food and get drinks. Valerie laughed at their excitement.
"I get the feeling that I'm going to be crashing here tonight." Kidd chuckle.
"Well of course. We wouldn't make you walk back to your submarine drunk!" Now it was Valerie's turn to laugh.
"I'm fifteen. I'm not legally allowed to drink." Kidd howled with laughter.
"Since when did pirates follow the law?"
"Whether it's the law or not, I'm not drinking anything but water or juice."
"You're such a party pooper. Like Killer." Kidd muttered the last part, but Killer and Valerie both still heard him.
"I'm starting to like Killer more than you." Her voice was laced with laughter. Kidd frown and she giggled. "Is it really that odd that Killer has fans?"
"A fan," he corrected. "And yes it is. Most girls are turned off by the name and the mask. Though you," he pointed at Valerie, "seem to like that sort of thing." Valerie rolled her eyes.
"I'm sure Killer has more fans than just me, and I'm actually not into that stuff. Not that you're not gorgeous in your own right Killer, I just like him a person. You, however," she gave him the same pointed look he'd given her, "I only like for your looks." Killer snickered quietly and Kidd glared at him.
Before he could reply, and men came up to Kidd carrying a full box of different kinds of alcohol. He set it down in the middle of the group then ran off to do something else. Kidd grabbed a beer and held it out to Valerie.
"I don't drink." she reiterated. He retraced his arm and replaced the glass bottle. Then, he pulled out another bottle and offered it. Vodka, Valerie guessed.
"I. Don' ."She spoke slowly so Kidd's mind could process what she was saying, but sadly if didn't seem to help because he offered her yet another drink.
"Kidd! I have never, don't ever, and will never drink! I am not about to drink myself stupid then wake up in the morning with a blistering headache and wonder who the hell I'm in bed with and where the hell my clothes went! If you want to drink, go right on ahead. I'm not going to try to stop you, but while you drink I'm going to be hanging out with the only other sober person on this ship."
"You' d spend the whole day with Killer?" Valerie scowled.
"What the hell do you have against Killer? You keep belittling him. You're not the only cool one here. Get that through your head!" With that Valerie plopped down next to Killer and promptly ignored anything and everything Kidd tried to say to her. Instead she spoke to Killer or left to talk to some of the other men.
Now when she came back from losing terribly in a dance contest with some of the drunk crew members, it was late in the afternoon and Killer was sitting alone.
"I'm back." she announced.
"Hn. " Killer grunted and when back to eating noodles through his mask. They sat in silence as Killer finished his food then set the plate down. "You should talk to Captain."
"Hm?" Valerie hummed. She'd been off in Lala Land wondering how things were going back on the sub. It hadn't even been a day and already she missed them.
"Captain seems to have taken a liking to you. He won't have tried to get your attention as much as he did tonight if he didn't like you. " Valerie smiled.
"I know that. But I think it's best that he doesn't 'take a liking to me' because I don't know if I'm going to be in this world for the rest of my life or for another minute." Killer hummed in response.
Just then Kidd came back over with two drinks in his hands. He offered one to Valerie, who promptly turned her head in the opposite direction.
"You're going to have to talk to me at some point. " he said and moved to stand in front of her face. She turned head again. "You're on my ship, you know." Again he moved it front of her and again, she childishly turned away. Kidd was starting to get frustrated. "I thought we became friends." Valerie finally looked at him.
'He definitely drunk for him to be acting like this.' she thought. "I'm reconsidering that." The look of triumph that Kidd had on his face at finally getting her to look at him, fell.
"Don't." he ordered. She looked away. "Stop that!" Kidd shouted. When again he failed to gain her attention, he gave up. He reached down and hoisted her up onto his shoulder.
"I think it's time for the two of us to go to bed." Valerie started kicking his chest and punching his back.
"Put me down! " Kidd hold on her waist tightened and she quickly add, "please." Though it was muttered.
"Nope. Since there is no guest room because pirates don't usually have guests on their ships, there are only three places you can sleep. My room, Killer's room, or the brig."
"I'm seriously leaning towards the brig." Killer chuckled.
"Too bad. I already choose for you. Tonight we're going to be roomies." Valerie scoffed and Kidd chuckled darkly.
"No~" She whined. "At least let my share a room with Killer. He's nicer." Kidd raised his eyebrows-er- the area where his eyebrows should have been.
"Are you really saying someone named 'Killer' is nicer than a person named 'Kidd'?"
"Yes! Now put me down please."
"Nope. " Valerie pouted.
"Meanie." With that Kidd started of towards his room with a pouting Valerie in tow. She sighed and waved to the first mate, who somehow looked amused.
"Night Killer."
"Hn." He hummed.
"Kidd." He ignored her as he continued to walk farther into the ship. "Kidd." she tried again. When again he ignored her an idea popped into her head and a devious grin stretched across her face.
"Babe, would you please put me down?" she said exasperatedly. Kidd completely froze and his grip loosened. Valerie smirked in triumph and broke away from him. The sound of her feet hitting the ground brought Kidd out of his petrifaction.
"What did you just say?" he asked slowly and quietly. Valerie looked at him with mock confusion. It took all the will power she had not to smile at how quiet the usually loud captain was being.
"Hm?"
"What did you just say?" He asked louder.
"I asked you to put me down." Kidd shook his head.
"No. Before that." Valerie cocked her head to the side.
"I called your name." Kidd shock his head again.
"No! You called me something." She smirked evilly at him.
"I don't know what you're talking about." Now Kidd was starting to get anger.
"That smirk on your face says otherwise!" The smirk was immediately replace with a confused frown.
"What smirk?" Kidd pointed an accusing finger at her.
"You were just smirking! Now I know you're messing with me! What did you call me?!" Valerie shock her head sadly.
"I didn't call you anything, but right now I'm thinking of calling you an idiot." Kidd growled and grabbed her face a little roughly, drawing her closer to him.
" Bitch, I told you to tell me what you said! You will do as say!" he yelling in her face. Valerie glared up at him.
"That is not my name." Kidd's hold tightened, but Valerie easily pulled herself away.
"I'm rooming with Killer." She said then started back the way they come. However, Kidd wasn't having that. He'd given her an order and she was going to follow it whether she was a member of his crew or not.
Before she got out of his reach, he wrapped his arm around her waist and pulled her flush against himself. Valerie glared at his chest.
"Look at me." She didn't respond. Instead of arguing with her, he grabbed her face again and raised her head. She averted her eyes from his face.
"Look at me." He reiterated. Valerie shook her head as best she could. A growl emanated from the back of his throat. "You will do as I say on my ship." Now she did look at him, but a cocky smirk graced her lips.
"Says who?" Kidd's face started to heat up in anger and tightened his grip on her face again. She wince as she could feel bruises starting to form.
"What did you call me?" He growled out instead of responding to her. Valerie looked away again, bringing them back to square one. After a full minute of Kidd glaring at her, she finally looked back at him.
"You really wanna know that bad?" He didn't respond. Valerie sighed and brought her arms up to wrap around Kidd's neck and bring his face closer to her. He released his hold on her and allowed his head to be pulled down.
"Guess what?" she whispered as they noses brushed. Her breathe ghosted over his lips and his anger was completely lost in their closeness. As was his mind, because he couldn't even think coherent words to respond with. All he could think of was the leg that moved in between his.
"You should've immobilized my legs and not my face." Before he could comprehend what she'd said, Valerie brought her knee up with as much force as she could muster in her current position. It was enough though to have Kidd doubled over in agony on the ground.
As soon as she was free from his arms, she bolted back down the hall. "You bitch!" Kidd growled. Valerie turned back as she ran and stuck her tongue out. When turned back though, she ran smack into Wire.
"Ow!" she cried as she hit the ground. She looked up at who run into and her eyes widened. She hopped up. "Hi Wire! It's nice to meet you, though I wish we could've met in a better situation! Gotta go!" She breathed out quickly then ran past him.
He looked behind her at his captain keeled over on the ground. "Master Kid!" He exclaimed and turned back to try and catch Valerie, but she was long gone. Instead of going after her, he went to his captain, who he now realized covering his crotch.
Rather than helping his captain up, he kneeled next to him with a smirk on his normally mop-y face. "So," he started, "What'd you do?" Kidd looked up at him and glared.
"You bastard." Killer croaked. His voice ridden with pain. "She was way off about you."
Valerie burst through the door that lead to the deck and ran straight to Killer. "Killer, no matter what he tells you he started it, okay? I need you to stay on my side no matter what. Please?" Killer cocked his head to the side to show his confusion, but before she elaborate the door burst open again and a limping Kidd immediately found her. "You bitch!" He yelled and ran at her awkwardly.
"Oh shit." she whispered as she saw just how anger she'd made him. She gave Killer one last smile. "Bye." she said then jumped over the side of the ship and dove into the water just before Kidd caught her. He nearly followed, but Killer caught him and pulled him back.
An hour later, it was nearly midnight, Valerie swam back up to the ship and heard the party still going in full force. "Guess that means they still consider me a friends. He's not as angry as a thought." She whispered to herself. Quietly, she climbed up the side of the ship where Killer always sat. She peeked over the side and, sure enough, Killer was still sitting there to her left.
"Psst. Killer." Killer moved his head a fraction to show that he'd heard her. "Is Kidd still anger?" Before he could answer a hand came out, grabbed the back of Valerie's shirt, and hoisted her up over the side.
"Yes. I. Am." Kidd growled. Valerie gave him a nervous smile and waved.
"Hi Kidd." He growled venomously at her. She gave him a innocent smile.
"What wrong Kiddy? Why so angry?" she mocked. Valerie looked down at the ground, which was quite a ways away. Her feet came just level with his crotch.
Guessing what she was thinking, Kidd let her go and she fell on the ground with a thump. "You know damn well why I'm mad." Valerie rubbed her injured bum and stood up.
"Nope. Not a clue." When she looked up at him, he was sending her such a glare that she averted her eyes.
"Sorry." she said and pouted.
"Sorry won't cut it."
"Well what do you want?" She looked at him indignantly. He looked her up and down and a lecherous smile crept onto his face.
"Oh hell no." she said. She and sat down next to Killer. "That's it. I'm rooming with Killer." Killer turned his head toward her but said nothing. She wrapped her arm around his and rested her head on his shoulder. "I like him better anyway." Kidd glared at the two then stormed away.
During the next hour he didn't come to bother Valerie and in that time he more than fifteen bottle of beer. "You should go stop him." Killer said finally as Kidd downed his sixteenth bottle. Valerie glanced over at him. He was sitting against the side of the ship across from them and every now and then he'd cast a glance over at them. Valerie was still holding onto Killer arm with her head on his shoulder. After every glance he'd take a huge swig from his bottle.
"Why?" she asked irately.
"Because you caused this." He said and gestured towards his captain. She sigh.
"But I didn't get to meet Wire and Heat." she whined.
"You can meet them in the morning."
"Fine. We'll have to have a sleepover some other time." she said and stood with a wink. She knew something no one else had picked up on.
When she was in front of Kidd she snatched the new bottle out of his hand and threw it over the side of the ship. "Let's go." Kidd looked up at her, and she could tell his vision was blurry by the clouded, glazed over look of his eyes.
"You don't give me orders." he said slowly. He was obviously drunk since he didn't kill her on the spot.
"Yes, but you're drunk, so you have to listen to me now." He laughed.
"Says who?" Valerie sighed.
"Kidd, I'm tired and I don't know where your room is. Could you please show me?" The captain smirked.
"If thought you were sleeping with Killer. You like him soo much better after all." he mocked.
"Kiddy I was kidding. You take shit too seriously." Kidd sighed and stood up. As they walked away Kidd said goodnight to his subordinates.
Kidd opened the door to his room and stood back to let her in. Valerie's eyes widened. "I didn't know you had manners. Thank you." She sarcastically gasp and he rolled his eyes. Valerie kicked off her shoes as she walked. She plopped down on the bed and rolled to the wall it was pressed against.
There was a thick fur blanket on the bed that was incredibly soft. Valerie pressed her face into it and nuzzled it. "Oh. My. Gosh! This is so soft!" Her voice was only slightly muffled. She turned her head so that one of her eyes could see the red head. "Can I have it?" she asked sweetly.
"No." She sat up and batted her eyes cutely.
"Please." She sent him her strongest puppy dog eyes and stuck her lip out in a cute pout. This time Kidd hesitated.
"No." he managed to get out. Valerie's face fell and she looked as though she might cry.
"Meanie." she whispered sadly. Kidd ignored her words, but focused on how comfortable she seemed on his bed.
"You seem quite comfortable." He voiced. Valerie buried her face back into the blanket.
"Yep."
"I mean you look comfortable for a girl on a men's, let alone a pirate's, bed." she glanced up at him.
"Oh, yeah. Law and i share a room 'cause the storage room that's being turned into my room isn't done yet." Shock splashed across Kidd's face.
"You sleep with Trafalgar?" Valerie send him a confused look.
"Yeah, why?"
"Nothing. Nevermind." The white-haired girl shrugged and pressed her face back into the blanket. 'I can't believe they shared a bed and Trafalgar hasn't made a move yet.' He thought. He sighed again and through his coat and shoes in the general direction of his desk. Then he flipped the light off and laid down as well. Valerie got under the blanket and curled up into a ball with her back to Kidd. He laid with his back to her.
A few minutes passed and Kidd was nearly asleep. Valerie whispered, "Night babe." Kidd quickly turned to look at her, but she was fast asleep. He blamed it on his drunken mind, but as soon as he turned back a wide grin split Valerie's face and she had to try with all her might not to giggle.