So, guys. THE STORY'S OVER! SO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
JK.
It's over, but I'm going to write a bunch of hilarious short stories to go along with it!
So here's one when Jeff, Rae, Masky, and Kat go out on a double date to a karaoke bar!
Im'ma let you know that there will be full song lyrics in here. It'll let you know what music taste each character has. XD I know, when you get to Jeff's part, you'll think that I was high or drunk or something. Anyway, let's pretend no one knows that they're serial killers/grim reapers/demons. LET'S START!
(Kat's POV)
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"Alright, we're here." I say as we pull up to the karaoke bar.
"HUZZAH!" I hear Rae shout in the back seat, making Masky jump.
"Alrighty then… let's go sing some shit!" Jeff says, fist pumping.
We get out of the car and walk to the entrance, Masky linking his fingers with mine.
"So," Masky asks once we get inside. "Who wants to sing first?" Everyone looks at me.
"FINE." I say, going up to the DJ. "Can I sing...uh," The DJ stares at me like I'm an idiot. "'Bleed It Out' by Linkin Park?"
"Sure. Go up to the mic." The DJ says monotonously. I do as he says.
The music starts, and I stare out at the crowd nervously. I spot Masky nodding his head; we have a similar taste in music. Azrael waves, and Jeff starts spinning in circles (I think he likes this song).
I begin to sing:
Yeah here we go for the hundredth time
Hand grenade pins in every line
Throw 'em up and let something shine
Going out of my fucking mind
Filthy mouth, no excuse
Find a new place to hang this noose
String me up from atop these roofs
Knot it tight so I won't get loose
Truth is you can stop and stare
Run myself out and no one cares
Dug a trench out, laid down there
With a shovel up out of reach somewhere
Yeah someone pour it in
Make it a dirt dance floor again
Say your prayers and stomp it out
When they bring that chorus in
I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away
I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away
I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away
Just to throw it away, just to throw it away
I bleed it out, go, stop the show
Choppy words in a sloppy flow
Shotgun, I pull, lock and load
Cock it back and then watch it go
Mama help me I've been cursed
Death is rolling in every verse
Candy paint on his brand new Hearse
Can't contain him he knows he works
Fuck this hurts, I won't lie
Doesn't matter how hard I try
Half the words don't mean a thing
And I know that I won't be satisfied
So why try ignoring him?
Make it a dirt dance floor again
Say your prayers and stomp it out
When they bring that chorus in
I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away
I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away
I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away
Just to throw it away, just to throw it away
I bleed it out
I've opened up these skies
I'll make you face this
I pulled myself so far
I'll make you face this now
I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away
I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away
I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away
Just to throw it away, just to throw it away
I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away
I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away
I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away
Just to throw it away, just to throw it away
I bleed it out
I bleed it out
I bleed it out
Phew, I sigh as I go down the steps of the stage.
"Awesome!" Masky runs up to meet me. "Your voice is amazing." I blush as he kisses my cheek. Wait, he isn't wearing his mask. YES!
"Your turn!" Rae pushes Masky towards the stage.
"Yeah," Masky says, walking towards the asshole of a DJ. "'Demons' by Imagine Dragons, please."
When the days are cold
And the cards all fold
And the saints we see
Are all made of gold
When your dreams all fail
And the ones we hail
Are the worst of all
And the blood's run stale
I want to hide the truth
I want to shelter you
But with the beast inside
There's nowhere we can hide
No matter what we breed
We still are made of greed
This is my kingdom come
This is my kingdom come
When you feel my heat
Look into my eyes
It's where my demons hide
It's where my demons hide
Don't get too close
It's dark inside
It's where my demons hide
It's where my demons hide
Curtain's call
Is the last of all
When the lights fade out
All the sinners crawl
So they dug your grave
And the masquerade
Will come calling out
At the mess you made
Don't want to let you down
But I am hell bound
Though this is all for you
Don't want to hide the truth
No matter what we breed
We still are made of greed
This is my kingdom come
This is my kingdom come
When you feel my heat
Look into my eyes
It's where my demons hide
It's where my demons hide
Don't get too close
It's dark inside
It's where my demons hide
It's where my demons hide
They say it's what you make
I say it's up to fate
It's woven in my soul
I need to let you go
Your eyes, they shine so bright
I want to save that light
I can't escape this now
UNLESS YOU SHOW ME HOW!
When you feel my heat
Look into my eyes
It's where my demons hide
It's where my demons hide
Don't get too close
It's dark inside
It's where my demons hide
It's where my demons hide
Masky's voice was tragically beautiful, but that song fit him. It brought tears to my eyes. God, I love him. Masky comes down from the stage as a roar of applause erupts from the surrounding people. He has a cute blush on his face.
"H-how was I?" He asks shyly.
"AWESOME." We all say at once.
"Now who?" I ask.
"JEFF." Rae says.
"RAE." Jeff says at the exact same time. This ended up being a rock paper scissors game, which of course, Jeff lost.
"DAMMIT!" Jeff curses as he goes up the stage and mutters something to the DJ who grows wide eyed at his request.
"I wonder what song he chose." Rae speaks my thoughts.
"Yeah." Masky and I agree.
The music starts and we grow silent. He was singing "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus. What the fuck?!
We clawed, we chained, our hearts in vain
We jumped, never asking why
We kissed, I fell under your spell
A love no one could deny
Don't you ever say I just walked away
I will always want you
I can't live a lie, running for my life
I will always want you
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in love
All I wanted was to break your walls
All you ever did was break me
Yeah, you wreck me
I put you high up in the sky
And now, you're not coming down
It slowly turned, you let me burn
And now, we're ashes on the ground
Don't you ever say I just walked away
I will always want you
I can't live a lie, running for my life
I will always want you
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in love
All I wanted was to break your walls
All you ever did was break me
I came in like a wrecking ball
Yeah, I just closed my eyes and swung
Left me crouching in a blaze and fall
All you ever did was break me
Yeah, you wreck me
I never meant to start a war
I just wanted you to let me in
And instead of using force
I guess I should've let you in
I never meant to start a war
I just wanted you to let me in
I guess I should've let you in
Don't you ever say I just walked away
I will always want you
I came in like a wrecking ball
I never hit so hard in love
All I wanted was to break your walls
All you ever did was break me
I came in like a wrecking ball
Yeah, I just closed my eyes and swung
Left me crouching in a blaze and fall
All you ever did was break me
Yeah, you, you wreck me
Yeah, you, you wreck me
The thing is, Jeff sounded okay. Well, you know who's up next. Rae walked up to the DJ and requested "Nearly Witches" by Panic! At The Disco.
Kids, you have to remember
I'm up here conducting you for a reason, okay?
Watch me, watch my fingers
Here we go, ready? Watch me, 1 and 2
Rae speaks this and then sings in French.
De le premier jour, ton parfum enivra mon amour
Et dans ces instants
J'aimerais tre comme toi par moment
Mais depuis ce jour
Je n'ai qu'un seul et unique regret
My wing tips waltz across naive
Wood floors they creak, innocently down the stairs
Drag melody, my percussive feet
Serve cobweb headaches as a
Matching set of marching clocks
The slumbering apparitions
That they've come to wake up
Whoo
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Here I am composing a burlesque
Out of where they rest their necks
Sunken in their splintered cradles
And ramshackle heads, they asked for it, ah
As a girl, you have set your heart
On haunting me forever
From the start, it's never silent
Ever since we met
I only shoot up with your perfume
It's the only thing
That makes me feel as good as you do
Ever since we met
I've got just one regret to live through
And that one regret is you
How does a heart love
If no one has noticed its presence
And where does it go?
Trembling hands
Play my heart like a drum
But the beat's gotten lost in the show
You have set your heart
On haunting me forever
From the start, it's never silent
Ever since we met
I only shoot up with your perfume
It's the only thing
That makes me feel as good as you do
Ever since we met
I've got just one regret to live through
And I regret never letting you know
Ever since we met
I only shoot up with your perfume
It's the only thing
That makes me feel as good as you do
Ever since we met
I've got just one regret to live through
And that one regret is you
Mona Lisa, pleased to please ya
(And that one regret is you)
Mona Lisa, pleased to please ya
(And that one regret is you)
Mona Lisa, pleased to please ya, ah
(I got just one)
We stare there wide eyed. She...she just...she turned into a man when she was singing! HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN!? I mean she was pretty hot as a dude, or he was pretty hot? I don't know anymore. She looked like a dude version of herself.
"So," Rae says as she steps down from the stage. "Where to next?"
I MIGHT CONTINUE THIS NIGHT OUT THING. XD I don't know… it made me laugh though.
