~Link's Pov~

Zelda is so pretty... her voice is so beautiful... if only I could get closer to her without the whole me= Mario, Zelda= Peach, and Ganondorf= Bowser thing...

Maybe I should talk- er- make hand gestures to Marth, I mean, after all, whenever I was in trouble I would turn to Marth, since he's my best friend.

I walked over to his dorm and knocked on the dorm. "Hm- nh?!"

Oh, how I wish I could talk...

"Link?" I heard Pit's voice instead, "hold on! I'll get the door after I put my toga on!"

I waited, and waited... and waited... how long is he taking to put his toga on?

I got tired of waiting and decided to open the door. I pushed the door open and looked in front of me to see a girl instead. She turned around to see me too.

She had messy brown hair, pale pink wings, and was still in her underwear...

"Kya..." she said.

I quickly realized what I was doing and turned really red like her.

"KYAAAHHH!" she yelled and quickly grabbed a blanket to cover her, "get out, get out, GET OUT!"

She started throwing a bunch of stuff at me. I quickly dodged the first few then closed the door and laid my back on it with my face still red. Who was that?

I slowly slid down the door to sit. I don't know what just happened! 1st Pit, then door, then girl?! This didn't make sense!

Someone opened the door and made me fall on my back. I looked up to see Pit in his toga.

He sat down, "Link?"

I quickly got up and started making a bunch of hand gestures that Pit probably didn't understand.

"Oh! Hold on!" Pit got up and went through a drawer to get a paper and pen and gave it to me.

I quickly wrote down and showed it to Pit. "A girl? There was no girl," Pit said.

"RAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHH!"