"Um! Can We discuss something?" Marth asked Zelda, Red, and Link.

"I think Pit needs his own room." "Why? And what happened to your head?" Zelda asked, pointing to the bandage on his head.

"I was thrown out of a window." "Eh?! Why?!" Red asked.

Marth woke up to find Cherry sleeping on his bed, her face was only a few inches from his.

Eh?! he sprung up from but hit his head on the wall and fell down onto Cherry's chest.

He started to blush. "M-hm?" Marth froze.

Cherry woke up to find where Marth was laying and started blushing. "Marth?!"

Marth sprung and started shaking his hands 'no'. "N-no wait! Don't get the wrong idea! B-besides! I didn't feel anything anyways!"

Marth froze and started to sweat a lot more. Cherry's aura had embarrassment and anger written all over it.

She grabbed Marth's shirt collar and threw him out of the window.

Link put a hand on Marth's shoulder. I went through the same experience!

"But Pit is still a guy, we can't put him in a dorm with girls in there," Red said.

"But with Cherry in him, we can't exactly leave Pit in a guy's dorm either," Zelda said.

"Isn't there any empty dorms for Pit to be in?" Marth asked.

"Well-" "Hey guys!" they froze when they heard Pit's voice.

"What are you talking about?" he said with his gentle smile. He's so bright!

"Say, Marth had you told him about the other yet?" Zelda whispered. He shook his head. "Secrets? Hey can I hear it too?" The 2 jolted and started to sweat a lot more.

What are we supposed to do in a situation like this?!

"What do you think about changing dorms?" Red smiled awkwardly while trying to help them. "Mm..." Pit thought for a moment, "Isn't it okay to be in the same dorm as Marth?"

"No, it's okay but...!" Crud! Do I tell him the truth or a lie?! (As you can tell Red ran out of things to say).

"How about a dorm for yourself?" Zelda asked trying to help Red. "But it would be lonely if I am all by myself."

"Sorry Marth, but you're going to have to go with it until Kuro can have his normal form back." "How do you know about Kuro?" Pit asked with suspicion.

"Wh-what?! W-who's Kuro?!" Zelda started panicking. "Zelda, you know that you're a terrible liar right?" Pit wasn't impressed with her lying skills. Link got out a piece of paper and a pen and started to jot down words quickly.

"'How about I treat you to some pudding?'" Pit read off as Link panicked a bit. "Sure! But you really need to work on your penmanship."

...

"Say, now that Pit has Cherry stuck in him does that mean he's part of your guys' category now?" Red asked Marth and Zelda.

They started to glare daggers at Red.

"O-okay, okay! Stop doing that you're going to leave holes!" Red cried for mercy.

Mental note for Red:

Don't spend too much time with Samus.

I edited this because this chapter really annoyed me!