Red intimidatingly (this is a word?!) stared at Pit.
"Pit, what did the snake woman tell you?" Red asked.
"Well..." Pit averted his eyes.
"She might have been telling me doubts because I might have lost my trust in you and I might have believed her..."
"What's with all the 'might's?" Red sweated.
"Well I don't want to say definitely or else it might seem like I don't trust you anymore!"
"The 'might's make it more suspicious."
"Really?"
"Yeah..."
"How many 'might's have been said?"
"I don't know the author is making us say 'might' a lot."
~Back at the mansion (again)~
"But this is still a problem, Pit, and Red have been kidnapped by some snake lady," Zelda said.
"That's true..." Peach said as she wiped some red liquid off her pan with a white cloth...
Wait, how hard did she hit Samus?! Link sweated as the cloth had a red stain on it.
"That snake lady was probably Medusa so we should probably call Palutena," Marth suggested.
"Ike?" Zelda turned to the mercenary, who had fried chicken.
Ike sighed as he walked over to a window near the hall and opened it. He wraps the chicken in aluminum foil and puts it in his pocket. He bends out of the window and opens his mouth, ready to yell.
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"But I don't wanna yell," Ike turned to Zelda, who literally fell backwards.
"Ike!" Zelda yelled while getting back up.
"Okay, okay," Ike sighed as he turned back to the window.
"HEY PALUTENA!" Ike yelled.
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"I don't think she's there," Marth turned to Zelda.
"And there are a lot of perio-"
A pigeon came flying quickly by and smacked right into the wall right by the window.
"Wait why is there a pigeon inside the mansion?!" Marth yelled.
"And you'd think it would be outside the mansion!" Zelda yelled too.
"What? This isn't Palutena?" Ike pointed towards the pigeon who was still on the wall.
The two literally fell backwards.
"Hm- nh?" Link tried to ask Peach nervously about Samus's head.
"Hm? Oh no, this isn't Sammy's blood, it's ketchup," Peach said.
Link sighed.
"Maybe."