Day 24:
*Kenny coughs*
Today Luke made breakfast for everyone, Clementine found some Owl eggs in a tree, cause where else would they be expect in my panities?
So Luke cooked them, we found exactly 6 so Lucky us.
Luke got 2,
Clem got 1,
Duckleesha got 5,
Mike got 2,
and I got 2.
So we're holding up strong rite now, I couldn't help but notice that Duckleesha keeps trying to eat her foot.
I dont know why, she tried to attack me today when I went to brush her hair legs. Mike suggested that she was on her PRIOD! My kids dont get periods! Duck never got them, I did once but tats all. So maybe it had summating to so with the fact that her eyes are slowly going foggy? I dont know, man-o-pause?
Today My Cock also found a tennis ball, so Clementine was playing fetch with him all day. Man I love my cock, he's such a good boy. He eve sits and comes when told to. (My Cock is Kennys dog btw, in memory of his good chkicken friend. Read chapter 16!)
Today I learned that Mike give a girl genital herpes once. I laughed but in all honestly I kinda want genital herpies, I mean, then I could easily pass them onto duckleesha and no men would ever try and ram into hr like my steam boat did to me.