Author's Notes: I own nothing except Siren (Klaxon). Jojo the Lion belongs to jojoker boy.

Suggestion: When a theme is displayed in [] have that theme playing until it says "theme ends".

Chapter 12: Coco and Pura vs. Dingodile

[Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped- Dingodile Boss Theme]

Dingodile charged up his Flamethrower and aimed at the two and fired two thick streams of fire at them and the two jump to the sides of the attack.

"Pura, Maneuver 65X!" said Coco and the tiger nods before he lunges at Dingodile.

*Tiger Roar*

*CHOMP!*

"YOWIE! I NEED THAT ARM YOU WANKER!" yelled Dingodile as he tried to get Pura to release his arm but the tiger kept his jaws firmly locked on. Coco then jumped across various gears in the clock tower before she came to a lever and kicked it back causing a large bell to descend towards Dingodile and Pura jumped back.

"That's better. Now then...*Looks up*...aw shi-"

*CLANG!*

"Hey! Get me outta this thing!"

Coco then grabs a strangely conveniently placed hammer and smashes it against the bell.

*CLAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!*

The bell slowly rises up and Dingodile is clutching his head as his entire body vibrates.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHH ME EARS! MAKE IT STOP!"

*CRACK!*

"{High-Pitched} ME JEWELS!"

*POW!*

Dingodile loses a tooth from the kick to the face delivered by Coco before she body slams him and puts her foot to his throat.

"You win missy! Don't hurt me please! Ah'll...Ah'll do anything for ya! Just don't kill me!" cried Dingodile as tears streamed down his face.

"What a crybaby." said Coco dusting herself off and then she turns back to Dingodile, "If I catch you reading porn again...*makes slicing motion against neck*"

"Ah'll never read porn again!" said Dingodile saluting before he ran out of the building only to realize...he's a couple miles above ground.

"This isn't one of me better days. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

*CRASH!*

"Ah'm okay. The thorn bush broke me fall." came Dingodile's voice from down below and Coco winced.

"Come on Pura, let's see if we can't find Nina."

*Tiger-like meow*

[End Theme]

Meanwhile; Boiler Room...

Crash and Cortex look at the massive gap blocking their way and Cortex sighs.

"Please don't tell me I have to go into a pipe again..." said Cortex in exasperation.

"No, something even more fun." said Crash with a sly look.

"What are you talking abo-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Cortex as he was thrown across the gap before he could protest and he face-planted into the wall valve before he slide down the wall.

"Good job using your head Cortex!" yelled Crash from across the way.

"I hate that bandicoot..." muttered Cortex as he got up and cracked his back and tried to turn the valve yet it doesn't budge.

"Put your back into Cortex!"

"SHUT UP CRASH! I PREFERRED IT WHEN YOU WERE A MINDLESS DOLT!"

"I have more Dark Eco infused Wumpa Fruit if you want to talk like that..."

"NGH! No, no! I'm good! Just got to pull this thing...*crack!*...AH-HA! MY BACK!"

Cortex hunches over in pain as he massages his now sore back and Crash sighs in annoyance.

"You need to work out more..." muttered Crash as he face-palmed.

"SHUT UP CRASH!"

"I think we should have gone to more of those therapy lessons..."

Cortex cracks his back into place and brings out his Ray-gun and uses it to turn the valve which creates a bridge for Crash who walks across it.

"There! Happy Crash!?" snapped Cortex, his eyes twitching.

"You need to learn to chill out doc." said Crash flicking Cortex on the forehead.

"THAT'S IT!" yelled Cortex tackling Crash and the two fall down a chute in a Roller-Brawl.

Here's what the sign said: "Chute to Laundry"

Laundry Room...

*Various Fighting Sounds in Pipes*

The two fall out of the chute and into a basket full of dirty laundry, well Crash does anyway, Cortex face-plants on the floor.

"AAAAHHHH! MY NOSE! IT STINKS!" yelled Crash jumping out of the basket with pitch black underwear hanging from his nose (please note, the underwear use to be white). After struggling with the piece of clothing for a good five minutes, he manages to get it off and sighs in relief. Suddenly a portal opens behind them and Ants jump out at them.

"*Girly Scream* RUN!" screamed Cortex and Crash threw the underwear at an Ant, hitting it in the eyes and the robot screamed in agony. Crash then took the hallway on the right, while Cortex took the left and came upon a dead end.

Cortex's eyes widened in horror and he closed them as the Ants advanced, their weapons raised to kill him...

*CRUNCH!*

Cortex opened an eye to see Nina standing there with pieces of robots still in her hands.

"Do I always have to save you uncle?" said Nina.

"Uh, Nina...we can stop the charade now." said Cortex.

"Aaaaaaah, but daddy, I liked doing that."

"I know sweetie but times change. Now we have to meet up with the others. Come along."

Gym; 15 Minutes Later...

"Hmmm, I think we might have taken a wrong turn somewhere..." said Cortex pulling out a map of the Academy and Nina face-palms.

Thudding footsteps are heard and Nina hides behind the bleachers and Cortex turns around upon a massive shadow towering over him and he turns white as a ghost.

"So, wimpy Cortex is back for another lesson eh?" said a massive human that resembled Muggshot from the Sly Cooper series (not only in muscle but appearance), the only difference was that his right arm was a Dodgeball Cannon.

"The Drill Instructor..." gasped Cortex, his knees knocking together.

"I still can't believe you took out the lovely Madame Amberly...with you being so wimpy and all..." said the Drill Instructor (who obviously has a bad taste in women right?).

The Drill Instructor then points the dodgeball cannon at Cortex and fires the thing and Cortex flinches before a metal hand catches the ball and crushes it.

"Try pickin' on someone your own size fool! Brush your teeth three times a day!" said Crunch before he grabbed a dodgeball himself and tossed it at Drill, sending the guy back through the door.

"You and Nina meet up with the others, I'll take care of this fool." said Crunch picking up another dodgeball and tossing it into the air and catching one-handed.

Cortex grabs Nina and speeds out of the gym in a nanosecond, his speed on par with Sonic the Hedgehog's.

"Time for your lesson in misery boy!" yelled the Drill Instructor firing at Crunch with his dodgeball cannon.

END CHAPTER

Sorry if Coco's fight with Dingodile was poor but I tried. If anyone has a good idea for a theme for the dodgeball fight between Crunch and the Drill Instructor, please PM with it.

Next Chapter: Dodgeball Fight of the Century!