(AN: and now the story gets SUPER SRS 4 REALSIES god please kill me ~Jess)
Ch. 5: what is hte BLAKMEIL
maryr le sue wok up on hre bed and sed "i loev le blue sky ir remind me of omlette du fromage"
mayr le suite life of zack and cody broosed her teth an her hari and wnet down le stiars
"BONJOUR MINNA" mayor le sue yellowed at top of lung
"GOD MORN MRAY-CHAAAAAAAAN" sed nike nd hse gave hre some pancaks
"so marir i herd u did the nastay last nigt" sed gummy bear as she wigled her eyybruhs
mary le saiyan blished nd scremed "HOO TOLD U BAKE"
nd ten there was hte EVLI LAUGH nd lkua sed "IT WSA ME, LUCKY CHARMS"
hten run-chan came in nd saw hte stuf was hapin and sed "Ok no fuck this I'm going back to bed."
nd she left
miry le sue creed nd say "luka y u do dis" nd lauk sed "cuz i wnat to BLACKMIAL U"
merry le suit sed "nani is a bleckmeal?"
Nickelodeon Gak sed "it wen a preson kno a thign u dnot watn othre peeps 2 kno so u pay htm to stfu"
meiko sed "i had to pay laku bluckmel one tim" but hten evry1 yeled "NO ONE CARES MIKO SHTU UP"
nd makeup was sad
myr le seu sed "d'acordion luka how much do i owe u" nd laku sed "400 yensickles"
may le peu sed "hai that istn so bda here u go" nd luak sed "IS 400 YENSIKLES A HOUR U STALE BAGUET"
an mayr le poo cried and wnet to hre rom nd in hre rom it wsa...LAN-KOM-SUN-CAN
end of ch. 5
(AN: I want Sunny D ~Weenie)