Author's Notes: I own nothing except Klaxon.
Jojo the Lion belongs to jojoker boy.
Key:
"{G}" = Guttural
"Hello" = Robotic or Computerized Voice
Chapter 15: System Malfunction, Part 1
Twenty Minutes Later; Cortex's Armed Zeppelin...
"So where to now?" said Crash as he juggled five Wumpa Fruit.
"I'm not sure...something seems off...usually something goes wrong at this point..." said Cortex as he looked over the various data the Zeppelin's computer was giving him.
"You're right...something's off." said Crash as he caught the fruits and put them in the pockets of his jeans and walked over.
Suddenly the entire computer system starting arcing electricity and the two jumped back from the control panel and the two then look at each other.
Both: "We jinxed ourselves..."
"Warning: Power overload...dimensional portals opening to random locations..." said the ship's computer before a portal opened behind the dysfunctional duo and sucked them in, along with portals opening in the crew's quarters and sucking everyone else into random dimensions, except Klaxon.
"Don't look at me people. I may be a dimensional traveler but I didn't open those portals." said Klaxon glaring at the audience as they instantly put the blame on him.
Unknown Universe...
[Crash Twinsanity OST- Slip-Slide Icecpades Theme (aka Humiliskate Theme)]
Crash and Cortex were spit out of the portal and found themselves twelve thousand feet in the air, next to a snowy mountain and with quick reflexes, Crash grabbed Cortex and put the scientist beneath his shoes as the two hit the snow.
"Not again!" yelled Cortex as the two came upon a narrow stretch of land and Cortex had to do a rail grind across the rocky rail.
*RUMBLE!*
*Cortex Screams like a girl*
The snowboarding bandicoot snow-surfed between trees as a massive avalanche swallowed trees behind them. After a downhill run for roughly twenty minutes, the two suddenly came to a cliff and Crash jumped off the snowy mountain and Cortex climbed up and cling to Crash's head while screaming his head off like a little girl much to Crash's chagrin.
[END THEME]
Forest; Near parked trucks...
*CRASH!* (No pun intended here)
Crash pulled his head out of the crater he had created and got up, dusting himself off before Cortex landed on him, knocking him back down.
"I thought landings were supposed to be rough?" said Cortex as he looked around.
"{Pained} That's because you landed on me Einstein..." said Crash and Cortex got off the bandicoot and helped him up and the two looked around.
"Where are we?" said Crash looking around confused.
"Send in Mr. Happy!" came a voice with a Scottish accent.
"Who?" said Crash and Cortex at the same time before a propane tank landed in Crash's hands; an evil, tooth-filled smile and evil eyes painted onto the tank.
"What's this for?" said Crash looking it over before a flare landed at the two's feet and they looked at each other, horror etched on their faces.
"We kill whoever did this if we survive?" said Cortex.
"Oh yes, let's." said Crash before...
*MASSIVE EXPLOSIONS!*
Unknown Universe...
Nina and Coco flew out of a portal and landed in a heap in front of a sign, in the middle of nowhere, during the night, with trees surrounding them.
"Get off me, flat-chest." said Nina shoving Coco off.
"Shut up Teeth-inator!" snapped Coco.
"Is that your best comeback? I've heard better ones from the class science projects at the Academy."
"Just...shut up! Where are we?" said Coco looking around.
"Don't know, don't care, let's just find a way back." said Nina walking towards some barely visible cabins in the distance followed by Coco.
The camera slowly strafes over to the sign the two landed in front of and the leaves blow off it.
"Welcome to Camp Crystal Lake/Camp Blood", reads the sign (note Camp Blood is painted in red and over Crystal Lake).
Unknown Universe...
Jak, Daxter, Ratchet, Clank, and Crunch fly out of a portal and land in a heap and the four get up.
"Where are we?" said Jak before he found guns pointed at his and his comrades' heads.
"Well, well, well, what have we here?" said a girl wearing a red, black and white jester suit and wielding a massive hammer as she walked onto the scene.
"Wow! What a hottie!" said Daxter eyeing her up and down only to get slapped off Jak's shoulder.
"Shut it weasel! Wait...since when do weasels talk?" said one of the gunmen wearing a clown mask.
"I'M NOT A WEASEL!" yelled Daxter.
"Can we talk about this?" said Ratchet, hands in the air.
"No dice fuzzball. Take them to Mr. J boys." said the girl as she walked off and the four were held at gunpoint by the thugs and forced to walk.
END CHAPTER
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Can anyone guess which worlds these six got sent to? Expect the other separations to continue next chapter.
Next chapter: System Malfunction, Part 2