Chapter 1: Pairings

8th: Have you ever noticed that when they summon you, the gibberish part is backwards message backwards? Normally it sounds like your saying 'He has no pants'.

Bill: Ya, what's point?

8thDimention: Nothing. I just think it's pretty funny, and fitting.

Bill: and how is it fitting?

8thDimention: Well, you don't whear any pants.

Bill:...Well played.

8thDimention: Oh, looks like they left us some questions. Ok Bill, are you ready for the first round of questions.

Bill: Yep.

8thDimention: Ok, first one

MuffinDino:

Yes! Bill, you are awesome first of all. My question...Where do you go when you aren't summoned?

Bill: Thanks! And, my dimention.

8thDimention: What's it like?

Bill: Have you ever had Smile Dip?

8thDimention: No...

Bill: Go have some, that'll answer your question.

8thDimention: Okay then. -eyes pack of Smile Dip-, next question.

PEACE LOVE AND SMILE DIP:

Bill did you know that the crazy people of this websites are shipping you with Shooting Star?

Bill: What! This what I ment when I said 'messed up ships'! Those people are crazy.

8thdimention: Hey! I ship that!

Bill: Exactly.

8thDimention: Why you little...-grabs a base ball bat-

Bill: what are you doing with that?

8thDimention: I'm gonna smash a pinyata. -grins evily at Bill-

Bill: Next question...

ThatWatermelonChick:

Ok, Bill here's my question: You look really yummy, like a Dorito, so I was wondering if maybe I could make you and your family into nachos for the next hockey game? You know, I could smother you with cheese and stuff and stick you in the microwave. It's okay, I'll eat you last! Maybe you can even watch some of the game. Go London Knights! :D

-Canadian Emily, eh?

Bill: What! No, if anyone turns anybody into nachos, it's me. -snaps fingures, and a plate of nachos appears- Want some?

8tthDimention: Those better not be MaBill shippers.

Bill: Don't worry, they're not.

8thDimention: Yay! -Eats nachos-

Bill: Unless they are.

8thDimention: -starts coughing up nachos-

Bill: -Falls over laughing and whipes a tear from his eye- Ahahahahahaha, Oh that's good. You fell for it!

8thDimention: -growls- You sound like Discord.

Bill: Who?

8thDimension: A insane dragon, lion, goat, bird, horse thing from MLP. Ok, next question...Oh looks, it's a dare...-grins evily-

Bill: Fine...

8thDimention:

weapons and chocolate girl:

i dare bill to go in 8th dimentions mind and tell us what you see!

8thDimention: Oh no...

Bill: Oh yes.

8thDimention: -starts running-

Bill: -Chases 8thDimention-

8thDimention: Nononononoonononononono!

Bill: You sound like GLaDOS...great, now I'm reconizing refrences.

8thDimention: -stops- Hahahahaha, everyone does eventualy.

Bill: -smirks and goes in my head-

8thDimention: Noooo! -falls over, passed out-

-5 minute time skip-

Bill: -reappears-

8thDimention: -wakes up- I feel violated.

Bill: -laughs- Now, for the rest of the dare. I saw...

8thDimention: Nooo!

Bill: Uh-uh-uh! It's part of the dare.

8thDimension: Fine.

Bill: Great. Now where do I start? Let's see... If you thought Mable was wierd, you better see some of the stuff that goes on in her head! It's more...exciting then Stan's.

8thDimention: Yes!

Bill: I never said that was a good thing.

8thDimention: -grumbles something-

Bill: Don't get me started about the shippings. -rolls eye-

8thDimention: -glares-

Bill: Let's see. I know! -grins evily, and gives me a look- How about crushes?

8thDimention: NEXT QUESTION! MEXT QUESTION! NEEEEEXT QUEEEESSSSTIOOOOOON!

Gravity Falls Alien:

Hey bill do you have a crush on any one in gravity falls?

Oh and I TOTTALLY LIKE YOU IN LIK LIKE YOU XD

8thDimention: Ha! Ok Bill. Who do you like?

Bill: Um...Do I have to answer?

8thDimention: Yes.

Bill: I guess I like...

8thDimention: Well?

Bill: Starchan.

8thDimention: Who?

Bill: You know that star with the eye that appears everywhere at Gideons house and tent?

8thDimention: Yes.

Bill: That's Starchan. (AN: Yes, she's a character!) Hey! No butting in!

8thDimention: And don't forget the last part. Hehehe, Bill. It's one of your fangirls.

Bill: Oh. Hehehe. -tips hat and bows, then winks-

8thDimention: -rolls eyes- Ok, next question.

cute polar bear:

Lol any way bill were you always a dream Demon

Bill: -scratches his head- I'm...I'm not sure. Probably. -shrugs-

8thDimention: Probably?

Bill: I have a life outside of you.

8thDimention: Ok then...Next question. Ooooooh! -grins-

Bill: What? -tries to look over my shoulder to see the reviews-

8thDimention: Here it is...

TotallyUnofficial:

Would you go out with me if I asked you?

Bill: Looks like I'm popular! -fixes bowtie smugly-

8thDimention: -tries not tolaugh and face palms- Quit trying to look hot Bill. Because your not. Now answer the question.

Bill: Depends. Are you cute?

8thDimention: -facepalms-

Bill: -shrugs- I'll think about it. If you have a nightmare tonight, and I'm in it, then that's a yes. If not... -shrugs-

8thDimention: Come on Romeo, we're closing up shop for this chapter.

Bill: Does that mean I'm done here?

8thDimention: Nope! Far from it.

Bill: Then I can mess with you more!

8thDimention: Then I can also mess with you! Anyway, anything you want to say?

Bill: Yep. Hey fangirls. -looks in dirrection of TotallyUnofficial and Gravity Falls Alien, and makes a gesture that looks like he's blowing a kiss-

8thDimention: -busts up laughing-