Bill: You know what? I can blackmail you.
8thDimention: Oh really? -rolls eyes-
Bill: Yep. I went inside you head, remember? I know lots of embarresing things about you. Loooots of thiiiiings!
8thDimention: You wouldn't.
Bill: I would.
8thDimention: well...This is MY fanfic. And YOUR in it. Wich means I can control you.
Bill: No you don't.
8thDimention: Yes. I. Do.
Bill: No you don't.
8thDimention: Whatever. Let's just get back to the dares and questions. Ok, first up...
PEACE LOVE AND SMILE DIP:
Bill in my story I gave you three daughters, Candy, Pacifica, and a OC (If you read my story and know her name you can say it) you also have two brothers, nieces and nephews... (starts listing a bunch of stuff)... How mad are you at me for that?
8thDimention: It's Jordan, right? and Bill...
Bill: Why would you do that? I get it that I'd be a awesome Dad-
8thDimention: No you wouldn't!
Bill: Yes I would. But why? That-that's just not right. I don't even know them. Besides, they're -shudders- humans...
8thDimention: -Gibb slaps him- (for those of you who don't watch NCIS, that's when you smack some one in the back of the head).
Bill: What was that for?
8thDimention: For being rude.
Bill: she asked.
8thDImention: To bad. Next question-
Bill: Wait! I'll read these...
weapons and chocolate girl:
BILL DO NOT TRY TO LOOK HOT!
i dare you to make a music video of you singing and dancing im sexy and i know it and force 8th to watch it!
how doyou feel about being paired with pine tree?
whats the cheesiest pick up line ya got! then you gotta say it to 8th like ya mean it!
Bill: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Pine tree? They pairing me with pine tree...And I thought Mabill was messed up.
8thDimention: -laughs- That's what you get Bill.
Bill: My popularity is both a blessing and curse... As for the 'try not tolook hot thing'. Easy. I don't have to try!
8thDimention: -rolls eyes-
Bill: -snickers- Now for the next to parts... -snaps fingures and disapears. Reappears a little later-
8thDimention: What are you doing?
Bill: You'll see. Here. -holds out a phone-
8thDimention: where'd you get this?
Biill: No where. Just watch the video.
8thDimention: Fine. -pushes play- Wait...Oh no...Oh no... -watches in horror until the part with 'wiggle wiggle wiggle' comes in, throws phone- AHHH! EVIL BE GONE! EVIL BE GONE! EVIL BE GONE!
Bill: -Laughs- I'm sexy and I know it.
8thDimention: why...just why...
Bill: Now...-laughs evily and adjusts bowtie- 8th...
8thDimention: What?
Bill: Did it hurt when you fell down from heven? -winks-
8thDimention: -freezes-...
Bill: Hahahaha!
8thDimention: ...
Bill: Hey.
8thDimention: ...
Bill: -snaps fingures in front of face- I think I broke her.
8thDimention: ...
Bill: I know... -snaps fingures-
8thDimention: -bucket of water appears above head and falls- Hey!
Bill: -smirks-
8thDimention: What are you so smug about!? You try to flirt and end up scarring the girl!
Bill: Pssshhhh, I wasn't even trying.
8thDimention: Whatever Pedo Bear. I'm starting to think you people hate me or something. First he goes in my head, now he has to flirt with me? Jeeze...-sighs- Next question...
Gravity Falls Alien:
I dare bill to go in Mabel's mind if he can if not then its ok
8thDimention: It's possible, but...poor Mable! -starts to fake cry-
Bill: -rolls eye- Alright then. -snaps fingures and disapears-
8thDimention: Well...now we wait until he gets back... until then, I'm going to play Slender. -starts humming 'give me $20.'-
-10 minute time skip-
Bill: -appears-
8thDimention: -still playing slender-
Bill: -chuckles evily, grabs 8th's shoulders- SLENDERMAN!
8thDimention: GAAAAAAAAAH! -jumps a foot in the air-
Bill: Ahahahahahaha!
8thDimention: -glares, and tries to hit Bill- You little piece of c-
Bill: Uh! this is k rated! No cussing.
8thDimention: -folds arms- That's not a cuss word and, you know I don't cuss. Ok, so, what was it like in Mable's head.
Bill: You know those freaky Japanese cartoons, with the big eyes, spiky rainbow hairs, shiny skin, tight fitting cloathes, flashy stuff and, mouths that are almost a minute off while talking?
8thDimention: You mean anime?
Bill: Ya, that's it. Her mind is like one big, neon Japanese cartoon.
8thDimention: It doesn't surprise me... Well, next question...
Skittlespop428:
I dare Bill to turn himself into a Dorito for the day. Lol I dunno he just kinda looks like one and would suit it!
-Skittlespop428
8thDimention: Pppppbbbb!
Bill: First nachos, now a darito?
8thDimention: They're right you know, you DO look like a chip.
Bill: what ever, I'm not doing it.
8thDimention: To bad, you have to.
Bill: -growls. snaps fingures and turns into a darito-
8thDimention: Oh my gosh! You look like you escaped from Taco Bell!
Bill: Shut up. Can we get on to the next review?
8thDimention: I guess so.
MuffinDino:
Bill,I am a fangirl and you were in my dream once. my science teacher was there, you were there, aand we were all traveling to Chintokyo. Whats the weirdest dream you made or saw or whatever?
Bill: Hehehe, almost everyone here acts like they're in love with me...expect you.
8thDimention: Your worse than my little sister.
Bill: I'm flattered. And as for the review, I remember that! Hehehe...
8thDimention: Wait, you actually went inside this girl's head?
Bill: Yep. I do it all the time.
8thDimention: I'm locking my windows tonight...
Bill: Anyway, wiesrdest dream? Okay, this lady was helping her friend take some stuff to the airport. This was in Iowa. The moment they get there, some random chick starts waving her arms around, yelling her name. So, she get's out of the car, and runs over. The car suddenly exploded and drives off a cliff, into the ocean.
8thDimention: That is pretty wierd and- HEY! My mom had that dream!
Bill: Ya, so?
8thDimention:...
Bill: I think I broke her again.
8thDimention: I don't like you...
Bill: The feelings mutual.
8thDimention: Let's get to the next question...
nightmaster000:
Dear Bill
I'm a big fan you are truly a great villain. I'm curious before Gideon summoned you. Have you ever caused trouble for the Pine family behind the scenes?
Bill: Thank you. and of course! If not for me, Dipper wouldn't have found the book. They wouldn't have even came to Gravity Falls! It's all part of something I've been working on. Everything is going according to plan...
8thDimention: Oh really? Even the part where you get your butt kicked by a couple of twelve year olds, a fat man and, two anime guys?
Bill: No comment...
8ThDiemntion: That's what I thought. Next question...
TheKawaiifan:
Bill, can you show up in person? I can't help but feel that your only capable of the mind. I mean, when Gideon summoned you, everything went black and white. After you left, he, Question Mark and, shooting star acted like they had "woken up".
Also, if you think Shooting Star is disturbing? Try Pine Tree. Not as popular, just as disturbing. Perhaps just a little more.
8ThDimention: And I thought we had another MaBill shipper...dang it.
Bill: Didn't some one already ask about Pine Tree. And THANK YOU for agreeing with me on Shooting Star x Bill. And...yes, I can.
8thDimention: Oh really?
Bill: Yes. But...
8thDimention: But what?
Bill: I don't like doing it...
8thDimention: Because?
Bill: Because as long as I'm 'here', I look human.
8thDimention: Mmmmhmmm.
Bill: I can.
8thDimention: Suuuure, and I can fly around wiith rockets for feet like Gir.
Bill: -glares- I can.
8thDimention: Prove it.
Bill: FINE! -snapes fingures-
-The two of us suddenly "wake up"-
8thDimention: -Looks at tallish blonde boy (looks about 15 or sixteen) that's whereing a suit and bow-tie. The 'top' was a yellow, and pants where black. A small top hat floated above his head. Blonde hair hung down, covering his right eye-
Bill: Happy?
8thDimention: -Grins smugly- yes.
Bill: You tricked me, didn't you?
8thDimention: Yep!
Bill: I'll just change back...
8thDimention: Then I'll just let ThatWatermelonChick turn you into a nacho...
Bill: You wouldn't.
8thDimention: I would...
Bill: Let's just get on with the next question...
GravityFallsChick:
Bill I love... CHOCOLATE! Totally got you. So now for the question. Can you please tell me how to get to Gravity Falls. And have you read any Gravity Falls fanfiction?
8thDimention: Hahahahah! She DID get you Bill!
Bill: No she didn't. any way, easy! Just go north of normal.
8thDimention: Really?
Bill: -smirks- Yes. And no I haven't. Why would I? Unless, they where about ME of course. Then I might.
8thDimention: -rolls eyes- Of course. Wait...-grins evily- I have a idea.
Bill: You actually have a idea! This is amazing! Quick, call the channel for 6 news!
8thdimention: -glares- I think it's about time you read a fanfiction. Okay, somebody dare Bill to read your favorite fanfiction!
Bill: Wait, what!?
8thDimention: Yep!
Bill: -glares- Let's just get to the next question.
iDreamBig:
*steals kiss- I LUV YOUUUUUU
Anyways, gimmie some deer teeth!
And had a *winkwink* SPECIAL SOMEONE? *winkwink*
Bill: -giggles like a 'little boy who just got away, with out getting trouble'- Deer teeth for you kid! -throws deer teeth-
8thDimention: THOSE BELONG TO BAMBI'S MOM!
Bill: -ignores- Nope! Buuuut, I am available...-
8thdimention: -YOU BIG FLIRT!
Bill: Hey, I can't help it if I'm iresistable.
8thDimention: Oh look, it's the other fan girls... They look MAD!
Bill: Oh look, now they're fighting!
8thDimention: You think is funny don't you?
Bill: Howd you know?
8thDimention: Well, judging by the look your giving them, it looks like your going to make them fight in their dreams, and watch.
Bill: -tries to look inocent- why would I do that?
8thDimention: Well for starters, your worst than slenderman...
Bill: Of course I am! I'm Bill Cipher!
8thDimention: ya, I don't think Slender Triangle sounds as scarry. Anyway, next question...
awesomenessasar:
YAY1 So Bill, have you ever fallen in love with a human? (bats eyelashes in a flirty way)
Bill: Nooooo, but like I said, I'm available!
8thDimention: -facepalms x2-
Bill: What?
8thDimention: Just the fact that your worst than Rick- wait, I got a PM. -reads PM- Oh no.
Bill: What?
8thDimention: Turns out these are against the rules.
Bill: Who evn reads the rules?
8thDimention: -ignores- So it looks like, if you want this to continue, you'll have to PM ME YOUR QUESTIONS AND DARES. Anything requested through reviews will be ignored.
Bill: Got it.
8thDimention: Next question
Clovsiri:
What would a wood would chuck chuck wood would a wood chuck could chuck wood? If you don't know, ask the guy named Kratos Aurion over there. *points to at a guy, who seems annoyed*
Bill: Howd he get here?
8thDimention: No clue. Is he a troll? His name has six letters... so, what would a wood would chuck chuck wood would a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Bill: Easy, wood. And troll?
8thDimention: Ya, from Homestuck.
Bill: Homestuck?
8thDimention: Probably one of the most popular web comics ever. And funnies...and most messed up.
Bill: Oh.
8thDimention: Ok, next question
Guest:
Who's better? Dipper or Mable?
Bill: Ehhh, I don't know. Shooting star I guess.
8thDimention: -eyes suspicously and grins-
Bill: I do not like her. She just didn't annoy me as much as Pine tree.
8thDimention: But she's the one who knocked the memory out of your hands.
Bill: Ya, but she doesn't interfeer with my plans as much. And like I said, that was PART OF MY PLAN!
8thDimention: Sure it was. Ok, next question...
Dipper Pines:
I dare Bill to push 8th off of a airplane and what does that symbol mean?
Bill: With pleasure.
8thDimention: You guys REALLY hate me, don't you?
Bill: -snaps fingures-
8thDimention: -Appears on a plane with Bill- Don't do it...
Bill: -smirks-
8thDimention: Don't...
Bill: -opens door-
8thDimention: Bill...
Bill: -pushes-
8thDimention: -falls- Aaaaaaaah!
Bill: Ahahahahahahahahaha!
8thDimention: Wait a minute... -relizes that she was already on the ground, and that the plane wasn't in the air.-
Bill: That. Was. Halarious!
8thDimention: No it wasn't.
Bill: Yes it was!
8thDimention: Shut up before I pair you with...-thinks-
Bill: Who?
8thDimention: -grins evily- A Marry Sue -scary music plays in back ground-
Bill: -shuts up-
8thDimention: Well...that's it for this chapter! PM any dares/questions, and send me reviews on what you think!