8thDimention: Alright Bill, let's get these dares and questions started...
Bill: Hmhmhmh. -ignores and hums-
8thDimention: Bill?
Bill: Humhmhm -continues to hum-
8thDimention: -notices ears buds- Bill! -pulls eard buds out-
Bill: Hey!
8thDimention: Come on, we got dares to d- is that my phone!?
Bill: Maybe.
8thDimention: Give it back! -grabs it from him- You little...-looks at phone- You where listen to I'm sexy and I know it?
Bill: No...
8thDimention: -sighs- Let's just get this started... Hey, didn't we forget Dipper Pines last question?
Bill: Yes.
8thDimention: Why didn't you tell me?
Bill: You never asked. Besides, YOUR the author, it's your job to remember. Technicly I'm just a figment of your imgination...
8thDimention: Shut up and answer the question...
Bill: I don't know which symbol he means.
8thDimention: let's just get to the next question.
iDreamBig:
These are for Bill:
*le kisses Bill on the cheek* You're soooo HAWT xD
S0, if you where absolutely FORCED to date either Shooting Star or Pine Tree, who would you choose?
Thank you for making such a awesum fic CX
8thDImention: D'awww thanks.
Bill: -looks over at iDreamBig-
8thDimention: Is that a crowd of angry fan girls?
Bill: Yep.
8thDimention: They're going to start fighting like the Team Edward and Team Jacob girls in Vampires Suck, aren't they?
Bill: Yep.
8thDimention: And you think this is funny?
Bill: Yep.
8thDimention: -winces- That looks like it hurt. Maybe the fans should stopping kissing you, I think they're making each other jealous.
Bill: I hope they don't...
8thDimention: You like the kisses, don't you?
Bill: ...
8thDimention: What about the rest of the question? Who'd you date?
Bill: I guess Shooting star-
8thDimention: -face lights up-
Bill: -because I'm not gay.
8thDimention: -shruggs- Good enough for me! Wait! -reads reviews- Remember, I CAN'T do the dares or questions unless you pm me. Ok? Now... next question.
weapons and chocolate girl:
ok so i realized i've been a little unfair to 8th so... HERE'S A CHAINSAW! I ALREADY TIED BILL TO THE TABLE! GO KNOCK YOURSELF OUT!
Bill: WHAT!?
8thDimention: -laughs and grin evil-
Bill: No! No! No! No! FAngirls save me!
-fangirls are to busy trying to kill each other to notice-
8thDimention: -steps closer and revs chainsaw-
Bil: NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!
8thDimention: I feel like Kanaya!
Bill: NO! This fic is rated K, so you can't hurt me!
8thDimention: No, it just means I can't SHOW anything. So...
-screen suddenly turns to static, and a message pops up: "Sorry, we are having some technical difficulties. Please wait a moment..." About five, ten minutes passes before screen returns to normal-
Bill: -glares- I. Hate. You.
8thDimention: The feelings mutual. Besides, cartoon characters can't die. No matter how beat up they get, they're always normal again in the next scene.
Bill: I don't care, it wasn't nice.
8thDimention: SAYS THE GUY WHO PUSHED ME OUT OF A PLANE!
Bill: It was part of the dare, besides, it was on the ground.
8thDimention: Still...
Bill: Ha!
8thDimention: Buuut, I still had to go through seeing you sing AND dance to I'm sexy and I know it, then flirting with me!
Bill: So?
8thDimention: Next question.
TheKawaiifan:
Hey Bill, remember when you said Synthesized music hurts? Well, just caz I randomly feel like torturing you, I dare you to listen to Vocaloid music for the next hour.
Bill: -groans-
8thDimention: I was wondering when dares like these where going to come in! Hahaha!
Bill: Just wait, soon the dares will effect you too, and it will be halarious.
8thDimention: Oh really? And how do you know that?
Bill: Because I know lots of things. Loooots of thiiiiiiiings...
8thDimention: Again, that sounds creepy and here! -takes out phones and searches a hour long loop of Vacaloid.-
Bill: I'm not listening to that.
8thDimention: -sticks out tounge- To bad. -plugs earbuds into phone, then hands them to Bill-
Bill: I'm not putting these in.
8thDimention: You HAVE to, it's the dare... Unless you chicken.
Bill: Fine! -puts in ear buds-
8thDimention: -pushes play-
Bill: Hey, this isn't so ba- AHHHHHHH!
8thDimention: Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Bill: Make it stop! Make it stop! Make it stop!
8thDimention: Nope!
Bill: Gyaaaaaaaaah!
8thDimention: -takes out a bowl of sponatious popcorn and sits in a chair- This should be fun. -eats popcorn-
Bill: -wimpers-
8thDimention: Aaaaaaand, time skip.
-One hours later time skip-
8thDimention: -pulls ear buds out of head-
Bill: -gasps-
8thDimention: Times up.
Bill: I-it was horrible...
8thDimention: Ya, but it was funny. So, let's see what's next.
cute polar bear:
Ok I dare bill to kiss shooting star AND Pine tree (I Don't ship just want to see it happen you know) Your welcome 8th sorry dip.
8thDimention: Aw ya!
Bill: She said she didn't ship it.
8thDimention: I know, but my shipping-er-ness(?) still loves it! Let's do Mable first.
Bill: Fine-
8thDimention: I'm going to watch it!
Bill: And you say I'm a pervert.
8thDimention: -ignores, and uses 'amazinf author powers'-
-They suddenly appear at the Mistery Shack-
Bill: This is going to annoy the fan girls...
8thDimention: Go on Bill, kiss her.
Bill: -knocks on door-
Mable: I'll get it. -opens door- TRIANGLE GUY!
Bill: I'm going to regret this...-Grabs Mable's sweater, pulls her close and kisses her-
8thDimention: Eeeeeeeeh! -dies of shippingness-
Mable: Dipper! -runs into the shack-
Dipper: Calm down Mable, what is?
Mable: Bill's out there, he kissed me!
Dipper: What!? -grabs a random bat and runs out-
Bill: Hi!
Dipper: -swings bat-
Bill: Hey!
Dipper: Stay away from my sister!
Bill: I'm going to regret this too, aren't I?
Dipper: What?
Bill: -Grabs Dipper by the shoulder's, and kisses him-
Dipper: -stares Bill in horror-
Bill: Well, now we better leave...-snaps fingures-
-appears back at where ever we were-
8thDimention: Hehehehehe!
Bill: You where recording all of that, wheren't you?
8thDimention: YEP!
Bill: And you're putting it onloine aren't you.
8Dimention: yep.
Bill: -sighs- I'm going to get revenge some way.
8thDimention: Oh really?
Bill: Yep. -snaps fingures-
8thDimention: Nothing happened.
Bill: Dang it. -growls-
8thDimention: You know what I just noticed?
Bill: What?
8thDimention: That people haven't really made embarresing dares that you normally see.
Bill: Like what?
8thDimention: Well, nobaody has asked you what my crushes where, dared you to kiss me, sing flirty songs like 'Gentleman', or-
Bill: -smirks-
8thDimention: Aaaaaaand, that was your plan wasn't it? To give all the reviewers ideas on dares?
Bill: Yep. -laughs evily- Where are we anyway?
8thDimention: I have no idea...
Bill: ok then. Next,
PEACE LOVE AND SMILE DIP:
Okay, first yes, Jordan is correct Jordan: Yay go me!
And she took over my brain again. I thought I Jordan proofed my brain?
Anyways... Dare for Bill! Since you asked... BILL GO READ MY FANFICTION THREE NEW BOYS, ONE NEW GIRL!
Question... Bill will you please stop trying to look even remotley hot? For PEACE LOVE AND SMILEDIP?
More question! Bill you let a two year old fall out of a fifty foot tree, and you think your a good father?!
More dare! I dare Bill to go into the firey pit of black death! Oh yeah I dare Bill to go into his own mind and murder his ego.
Bill: Karma is a-
8thDimention: BILL! NO CUSSING!
Bill: Fine! Is a femaLE dog. And oh come on!
8thDimention: I told you you wouuld be a terrible dad!
Bill: I'm not doing ANY OF THOSE THINGS!
8thDimention: You HAVE to.
Bill: Nu-uh.
8thDimention: Too bad.
Bill: I-
8thDimention: READ. IT. -shoves it in his fac-
Bill: -growls-
8thDimention: -reads the fan fic- Hey, this is pretty awesome!
Bill: I AM a terrible Dad...
8thDimention: And now for the dares...firey pit of death, or murder your ego? What should we do first?
Bill: Neither.
8thDimention: Fine. I'LL choose. Ego murder!
Bill: Let's just get this over with...-disapears-
8thDimention: Wait...did I just cause a paradox? Does this mean the universe will explode?
Bill: -reappears-
8thDimention: Well, did you kill your ego?
Bill: No, I killed him.
8thDimention: What?
Bill: I AM his ego.
8thDimention: YUP! It's a paradox! Your a paradox!
Bill: Yes, yes I am.
8thDimention: Now for the pit of death.
Bill: Nooo!
8thDimention: Yeeees!
Bill: No!
8thDimention: YES!
Bill: No!
8thDimention: Yes! -uses amazing auther powers and ther're in front of the fiery pit of black death-
Bill: That looks dangerous.
8thDimention: I don't think even a super soldier could survive that. And your like a boy scout in comparason.
Bill: ...
8thDimention: Have you ever been a boy scout?
Bill: No M'am, but I ate a brownie once...
8thDimention: -backs away scared.-
Bill: Hehehe.
8thDimention: -le push-
Bill: -falls-
8thDimention: Ha!
Bill: -floats back up- I can fly you know. -sticks out tounge-
8thDimention: NO fair! Besides, it's a DARE. You HAVE to do it.
Bill: Oh ya?
8thDimention: Ya.
Some random reader: YOU TO FIGHT LIKE A OLD MARRIED COUPLE!
Bill: -blinks-
8thDimention: No...just-just no...
Bill: -pushes reviewer- And into the pit you go!
8thDimention: Bill, just get in there before some one else calls us a 'couple'. Because I REALLY don't want to think of us in that way...-shivers-
Bill: -smirks- Oh really?
8thDimention: Yes really. Now, get in the pit.
Bill: You can't make me.
8thDimention: Well...if you don't...then I'll...
Bill: You'll what?
8thDimention: I'll ship you with Paciffica!
Bill: But didn't some one make her my daug-
8thDimention: I WILL!
Bill: -snorts- Y-
8thDimention: I WILL!
Bill: B-
8thDimention: I. WILL.
Bill: -puts hand over my mouth- What will happen if I don't?
8thDimention: -pries hand off- I...I don't know. I think the universe explodes or something if you don't. So...into the pit you go!
Bill: Fine...-growls and jumps in-
8thDimention: Well, that took longer than I thought.
Bill: You do realize I'm imortal, right? So, this won't kill me.
8thDimention: Dang it!
Bill: -reapears- There, happy now? I got ash all over my favorite suit because of this dare...
8thDimention: Yes I am, next dare...
GravityFallsChick:
Omg you watch NCIS too!? I love the way you and Bill answered my question. You guys are halorious. Also I have another question. Can Bill go on a date with Mable? Not because I ship it. Because I want to see it. I'll die of laughter.
8thDiemntion: I do! Gibbs is AWESOME! And...-grins evily at Bill- Yes,yes he can.
Bill: What!?
8thDiemntion: This is going to be good... -uses amazing auther powers, they are now at The Mystery Shack again-
Dipper: What does that have to do with anything?
Mable: ME and the squirrel are friends!
Bill: -knocks on door-
Mable: I'll get it! -opens door- Bill!
Bill: Hey! Listen, some fa-
Mable: -slams door on Bill's face-
8thDiention: Ahahahaha!
Bill: Shut up! I thought you shipped this!
8thDimention: I do, but it's still funny.
Dipper: Mable, who was it?
Mable: Bill!
Dipper: -opens door, has something behind his back-
Bill: Hi! Now, let me expla-
Dipper: -hits Bill in the head with a bat he had hidded behind his back-
Bill: Again with the bat!
8thDimention: Bwahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahah! Wait! -looks at review- Dipper!
Dipper: What?
8thDimention: This says you hate me!
Dipper: I never said I hated you, I don't even know you.
8thDiemntion: Well this says you did...waaaiiiit...
Dipper: What?
8thDiemntion: This is either one of the Dipper Clones, or a imposter!
Dipper: What?
8thDiemntion: -turns around- Who ever you are, reveal yourself at once! Or I will track you down, and find you! And I will release the hounds of heck upon you, and they will chase you for all eternity. FOr when this hunt beguins, the prey will never escape my grasp! By Artimes herslef, you will be smot! And a prize will be taken, wheather it's a pocket, or your hat, I WILL HAVE VICTORYYYYYY!
Dipper; -backs away slowly-
Bill: I got this. -slaps 8thDiemntion-
8thDiemntion: Thanks, I needed that... Now, for the dare.
Mable: -Walks over- What dare?
Bill: That was I was about tp say before Pine Tree here hit me with his bat, and before you slammed the door in my face. 8th here made a ask/dare Bill cipher, and some one dared me to kiss you two, wich I already did, and that wasn't enough. So now I have to go on a date with Shooting Star.
Mable: I'm NOT going on a date with you!
Dipper: Ya, no way am I going to let you date Mable.
8thdiemntion: You sorta have to...
Mable: Why?
Bill: Because the universe will eexplode/implode if you don't.
Dipper:...
Mable:...
8thDiemntion: Well, let's get this over with! -grabs Mable's wrist- Let the shippers' dreams come true!
Mable: What!?
Bill: -looks at Dipper- Hey, I didn't want to do this any more than you do.
Mable: Fine, but I won't like it. -folds her arms-
Bill: Ok then, sooo...where do we g-
Mable: The Diner! They have a beaver.
Bill: Okayyyy...-snaps fingures and they dispear-
8thDiemntion: We're going to watch them, aren't we?
Dipper: Yep.
-At the diner...-
Sue: So what do you want missy?
Bill: For the last time, I'M A BOY! -face palms-
Mable: -luaghs-
Sue: Well?
Bill: A cheese burger. I'll have a cheese burger.
Sue: Alrighty then. Wink. -winks-
Bill: This is going to be a looong night.
Mable: Your teliing me.
8thDimention: -peeks out from the corner of menu and looks at Bill- Nothing's happening...
Dipper: Just wait, he'll try something...
Mable: Sooooo...
Bill: Soooo...
Beaver: Ch'ck!
Mable: BEAVER! -picks up beaver and snuggles it-
Bill: Does that beaver have a chainsaw?
Beaver: Ch'ck ch'tr!
Mable: Isn't it cool!?
Bill: -shrugs- Animals don't really like me.
Mable: Aww come on! Pet him.
Bill: No.
Mable: Pleeeeeeaaaaa-
Bill: Mable...
Mable: eeeeeeaaaaaa-
Bill: Mable.
Mable: eeeaaaaa-
Bill: Fine!
Mable: Yes! Eeeeeaaaaa-
Bill: You can stop now.
Mable: I wish I could but I can't. Eeeeaaaaaa-
Bill: -moves hand to pet beaver-
Beaver: CH'ck ch'th ch'tr! - bites Bill-
Bill: Gah!
Mable: Hahaha!
8thdimention: -snickers-
Dipper: Quiet, or he'll see us...
Bill: They do realize that we know that they're watich right?
Mable: Nope.
Bill: Should we mess with them?
Mable: Sure!
Dipper: Are...are they hugging!
8thDiemntion: -gasps- AH! D'aaaaaaaw!
Dipper: No! Not 'd'aaaaawww'! -runs towards Bill and Mable's table-
Bill: Shhh, he's coming this way. Keep up the act.
Mable: -giggles softly- ok.
Dipper: Whata re you two do-
Bill: Oh Mable...
Mable: Oh Bill...
Dipper: Oh no...
8thDimention: YES!
Mable: -giggles-
Bill: -grins-
Beaver: Ch'ck!
Dipper: Stop! Stopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstopstop!
Mable: But Dipper-
Dipper: No Mable, your not dating Bill.
Mable: But I love him!
Dipper: WHAT!
8thDimention: Yeeeeeee!
Bill: Yes, and I love her t-to-to- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHA! -Falls over laughing- I-I can't take it!
Mable: -snickers-
Dipper: Why are you two laughing?
8thDiemntion: -blinks- We've been duked, haven't we.
Mable: Yup!
Bill: You two actually fell for it!
8thDimention: Not funny! You don't do that to a shipper!
Bill: So?
Mable: Come on Dipper, let's go home.
Sue: Here's your food sweaties!
8thDimention: Uh-uh-UH! You two still have a date to finish!
Bill: -groans- DO I have to?
8thDiemntion: Yes, yes you do.
Dipper: B-
8thDimention: No buts Dipper.
Mable and Dipper: Fine.
Bill: And NO SNOOPING! -snaps fingures and causes time skip!-
8thDimention: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Bill: HA!
8thdiemntion: Pleeeeaaaaase tell me what happened!?
Bill: Nope!
8thDiemention: Your the devil...
Bill: Flatterer!
8thDiemntion: ...Let's just get to the next question...
PonyFalls:
Hi there! Bill, what happened when the Pines beat you? Also, if you can go into dreams, have you met preincess Luna?
-PonyFalls, Bronie and Faller packed into one.
Bill: Who?
8thdiemntion: A character from My Little Pony. She's pretty cool.
Bill: I...don't think so... If I looked for her, I'd probably see her.
8thDimention: Then look.
Bill: But that wasn't part of the dare.
8thdiemntion: To bad!
Bill: No!
8thDimention: Fine... Now, tell me what happened at your date!
Bill: No.
8thDiemntion: Yes.
Bill: No...
8thDiemntion: Yes...
Bill: -hands light on fire- NO.
8thDiemntion: -pulls out sniper rifle- YES.
-The 'Mortal Combat Theme' pays in the back ground-
-screen turns to static and a message pops up. "Let's end the chapter before things get ugly..."-