-Mortal combat theme plays in the back ground-
Bill: -Raises hands and throws ball of blue fire at 8th-
8th: -Jumps out of the way. Aims, and shoots at Bill with gun-
Bill: -leans backwards like in Matrix and dodges like a boss-
8th: -Charges-
Bill: -runs forward, shooting flames from his palms-
8th: -Eyes glow and enters the Avatar state. A torrent of water deflects the fire-
Bill: -Narrows eyes. Flies into air, and aims a Mega-Man arm cannon, then fires-
8th: -Goes flying backwards, and crashes into the ground-
Bill: -Lands and runs towards crater and smoke-
8th: -Leaps out of debris wielding the Master Sword- Gaaaaaah!
Bill: Raaaa! - Conjures the Dark Master Sword, and swings-
8th: -Blocks and slashes at Bill's legs-
Bill: -Parrys and thrusts at 8th's head-
8th: -Backflips backwards-
Bill: -Lunges-
8th: Fus Ro Da! -dragons shouts-
Bill: -Goes flying backwards-
8th: -rushes forward, holding plasma sword-
Bill: -Summons the portal gun. Shoots port in front of 8th and several feet away-
8th: -falls through portal, and lands a good distance away-
Bill: -Flies into air, and rushes forward-
8th: -leaps into air, and throws Thor's Hammer, lightning leaps from the weapon, and thunder rumbles in the distance-
Bill: -Raises Captain America's shield to block, a wave of energy send both flying-
8th: -Groans, but jumps to feet-
Bill: -snarls-
8th: -runs farward, and throws bat-er-rang-
Bill: -Deflects with laser eyes-
8th: BRISINGER! -Ball of fire shoots from palm, and explodes-
Bill: -Conteracts with his one ball of flame-
8th: Eeeeight! -Uses 'thunder shock'
Bill: -falls backwards, picks up hammer of Zilly-Hoo, and swings-
8th: -crashes to the ground-
Bill: -lifts himself into the air with robtoc-spider-legs from PAK-
8th: -Uses elements of harmony and shoots rainbow laser-
Bill: IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND! -turns super sain-
8thDimention: -ring made of the 7 chaos emeralds forms around her, and goes 'super'-
Bill: -flies into the air, and rockets forward.-
8th: -rockets forwards-
Bill: -crashes into 8th, and a explosion of energy shakes the area.-
Bill: -freezes-
8th: -stops-
Bill: Wh-what where we fighting about again?
8th: I forgot...
Bill:...You know what I just realized?
8th: What?
Bill: We just had a battle made of refferences!
8th: Your right! We did Avatar, Mega Man, Avengers, Skyrim, Zelda, Dragon Ball Z, Sonic, Matrix, Bat Man, Super man, Pokemon, HomeStuck, My little Pony, Halo, Portal, Eragon...
Bill: I can't believe I'm making references...-shivers-
8th: Ahahaha! Wait...
Bill: What?
8th: I'm refering to my self differently!
Bill: So?
8th: I-I don't know. -shrugs-
Bill: -looks around- We REALLy made a mess of this place.
8th: Yes, yes we did.
Bill: Should I fix it?
8th: Of course.
Bill: -snaps fingures, and everything is 'fixed'- Much better.
8th: -sighs- Bill, it looks like Discord remodled everything.
Bill: So?
8th: Make it normal.
Bill: Your no fun. -snaps fingures and everything is normal-
8th: Much better, now for the dares. First one,
iDreamBig:
*knocks out out all fan of the other fan girls* I LOVE U SO MUCH UR MINE!
Abd I dare you to ask Pine Tree to be your boy friend. If he says no, kiss him.
And turn yourself into a nacho once more! 8gives 8thDimention cheese dip* eheheheheh...:D
8th: Ahahahahahahahahah, this should be good.
Bill: No, not good.
8th: Yes it is! It'll be halarious!
Bill: I'm going to get back at you...
8th: Why me? Why not the iDreamBig?
Bill: Because 1: She one of my fangirls. And 2: you made this!
8th: True...-looks at knocked out fan girls- I don't want to be here when they wake up.
Bill: I do.
8th: I don't care. Dare time! -claps hands, and they appear at tenh mystery shack-
Mable: Quickly Dipper, ride the pig! -Waddles comes running out of the house, Mabel and Dipper on his back-
Waddles: Oink! -stops and glares at Bill-
Bill: Who knew bacon could look so evil?
Mabel: Bill! What are you doing here? -folds arms as she climbs of Waddles-
Dipper: Your not after my sister again, are you? -glares-
Bill: Of course not! -whispers- 8th, do I REALLY have to do this?
8th: Yes!
Bill: -take a breath- PineTree,willyoubemyboyfriend?
8th: -snickers-
Dipper: -Looks scarred- HECK NO!
Bill: -Makes a rage face- Gyaaah! -leans forward and kissed Dipper-
Dipper: AAH! -take out a base ball bat that appeared out of no where, and hits Bill-
Bill: What IS it with you baseball bats!? IT. WAS. A. DARE! -turns red, with black hair and pupils-
8th: Bill, calm down.
Bill: No! I will not calm-
8th: -whispers- I can't be lieve I'm doing this...-starts patting Bill- Shoooooooooosh...Shooooooooooooosh...SHOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOSH.
Mabel: What are you doing?
8th: Shoosh papping him. I don't like it...
Bill: -glares at 8th- Stop it.
8th: Shoooooooosh.
Bill: Stop.
8th: Shooooooooooosh.
Bill: St-
8th: SHOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
Dipper: I don't weather to laugh, or to be terrified.
Mabel: Me niether...
Bill: -sighs- Fine. -Turns back to normal.-
8th: Now for the next dare. -goes back to where ever they where earlier-
Bill: You know, we need SOMETHING to call this place. It'd be A LOT easier than 'where ever where eariler'.
8th: I know. How about the reviewers decide? PM it to me, and LET'S GET TO THE REST OF THE DARE!
Bill: I swear, I'll get my revenge. -snaps fingures, and turns into a ncaco-
8th: -takes cheese dip- Hehehe...
-screen turns fuzzy, a message soon appears. "We've been having a lot of these lately, haven't we? Sorry for difficulties. Let's get beck to the 'show'" screen returns to normal.-
Bill: -Flicks cheese off of suit- I hate you.
8th: Awww Bill, I hate you too! -laughs-
Bill: Next dare...
Gravity Falls Alien:
I dare Bill to say what happened when the time skip happened at the date to 8thDimention and all the fan girls, oh and Bill, cross dimentions and meet DISCORD. :P IF YOU DO, I WILL NOT DO A EMBARRESING OR DEADLY DARE ON YOU. * grins evily* do it or else... YOU HAVE TO WATCH ANIME AND VOCALOID AT THE SAME TIMEMWAHAAHA! OH YEA, THAT'S A DARE
8th: Wait, is it a dare as in, do one or the other. Or a dare as in, you have to both.
Bill: I've heard good things about 'Discord', so I'll meet him. Crossing dimentions is easy.
8th: Really?
Bill: Of course. see? -snaps fingures and disapears-
8th: yes, he's gone! -starts to listening to a Vocaloid remix of iNSaNiTy-
Bill: -comes back about a half an hour later laughing- Ahahahahaha...Oh, oh that was good.
8th: -still listening iNSaNity, starts singing in Japanese-
Bill: You sound like a tune death Hatsune Miku.
8th: -continues to sing in Japanese-
Bill: -grins evily and conjures a camera- This is going to be good...-starts recording-
8th: -turns around- BILL! ARE YOU RECORDING THIS!?
Bill: Yes.
8th: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Bill: Uh-uh-uh! You said your self, cartoon characters can't die!
8th:...QUIT USING MY OWN LOGIC AGAINST ME!
Bill: -smirks-
8th: How was Discord any way.
Bill: Great actually. He even show me a few tricks want to see? -Grins like a little kid who's about to put ice down your shirt-
8th: Let's just get to the enxt question...
TheKawaiifan:
ok, as funny as it was watchinng you duffer from a hour of Vocaloid, i think it's only fair that I make it up to you. Now for the next hour, 8th will be your maid and will do what ever you tell her too. I even got a cute lil uniform for here (^-^)
Bill: -grins evily-
8th: I look like I walked out of a anime cartoon...
Bill: -folds arms and chuckles evily- I told you'd get even...
8th: Oh no...
Bill: Oh yes. 8th, you have to answer, and do any questions and dares I get. -smirks-
8th: I glubbing hate you.
Bill: I know.
8th: Hey Bill...
Bill: Yes?
8th: Have you ever read the story the knife? -smiles innocently- It's from a book of ghost stories.
Bill: No...
8th: Well in it, a witch stabs a deamon in the heart with a magic knife, and doesn't take it out... -Grins like Jeff the Killer-
Bill: -Backs away nervously- Next question...
GravityFallsChick:
Ok now for another dare. I dare Bill and 8th to go on a date.
8th:...
Bill:...
8th: I'm not doing that.
Bill: You have to.
8th: No I don't.
Bill: Yes you do, other wise the universe will explode/implode/
8th: Quit using my logic against me!
Bill: Nope! Now, -hehehehehehe- for the date.
8th: -growls- Fine.
Bill: Now, for the date...
8th: Don't you DARE try anyhting Bill.
Bill: -halo appears above head-
8th: -scoffs- Fine, we'll go to the movies.
Bill: ~Fine with me...~
8th: How about that new Percy Jackson movie? (no I haven't seen the movie, but I've read the book)
Bill: Who?
8th: You'll see. To the movie theater!
Bill: How did I get here? -looks around entrance of a movie theater-
8th: No clue. Now, I'll go get my ticket and drink, so you go get yours.
Bill: Not so fast.
8th: what?
Bill: Remember, you have to be my maid and do everything I say for the next hour. And I said that you have to do and answer my questions and dares. So wich means, YOUR taking ME out on a date. Witch reminds me.
8th: Oh no...
Bill: -smirks- Oh yes. You haven't asked me to go out on a date.
8th: I hate you...
Bill: I know. Now go on, get on with it.
8th: Fine... Bill, -shivers- will you go -gulps, trying to keep bile down- on a date with me. -groans like about to be sick-
Bill: See, it wasn't that bad.
8th: Yes it was.
Bill: So? Now get me my popcorn and drink slave!
8th: I'm not buying you-
Bill: But you HAVE TOO! Your taking me out on the date, so YOU have to buy me everything.
8th: -storms over to the the foodcourt-
Casheer: -laughs at the maid out fit- What do you want?
8th: Some bodies cheerful. One medium ectra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra buttered popcorn, and two drinks, one rootbeer and a-BILL! WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DRINK?
Bill: A pepsi.
8th: And a pepsi.
Casheer: One second...
Bill: Cheer up, do you know how many fan girls would love to be on a date with me? -adjusts bow tie-
8th: Bill, first of all, that doesn't look 'sexy, it looks embarresing. And secondly, that means they all probably want to kill me now out of jealousy. Good thing a sleep with a knife under my pillow.
Bill: That's not creepy at all.
8th: It's not my fault I'm paranoid.
Casheer: Here's your food. That'll be $10.00.
8th: That's highway robbery!
Casheer: Look kid, I don't make the prices, I just sell the food.
8th: Fine. -hands her money- And two tickets for Percy Jacksona nd The sea of Monsters.
Casher: Just a second...
8th: Bill, I hope your happy.
Bill: I am.
Casheer: Here, that'll be $20.00.
8th: -grumbles- Here. Well, there goes my mad money. -Hands casheer money, and takes the popcorn, drinks and, tickets.- Let's go.
Bill: -Takes pepsi- Now what?
8th: Theater 15, this way. -walks into theater-
Bill: It's dark in here.
8th: It's supose to be. -Take a drink of root beer.-
Bill: -takes some popcorn- Hey, it's all greasy!
8th: So? I like soggy popcorn.
Bill: Ew.
8th: SHHH! The movies starting.
Bill: ...
8th: -starts whistling and fangirling at the sight of Percy Jackson-
Bill: You know what?
8th: What?
Bill: According to Homestuck, we're Kisises...
8th: ...Eridan, shut up before I kick you where no boy, mortal or not, wants to be kicked.
Bill: ...You do realize people probaly start shipping us.
8th: -sighs- Yes, yes I do.
-le time skip-
8th: -Walks out of theater- That. Was. AWESOM!
Bill: Eh, it was ok.
8th: Oh, guess what?
Bill: What?
8th: The hours up.
Bill: ...You planned this, didn't you?
8th: Yep.
Bill: Well played.
8th: Wich means I can do this. -dumps the rest of popcorn on Bill-
Bill: Hey! This was my favorite suit!
8th: So?
Bill: I don't like you.
8th: I know. -Suddenly appears back at the 'house'-
Bill: Next dare?
8th: I'm going to change first. -Walks into bathroom-
Bill: -Snaps fingures and suit is clean-
8th: Gyaaaa!
Bill: What is it now?
8th: The zipper is stuck! -stroms out if the room.-
Bill: Ahahahaahha.
8th: Let's just get to the next question...
The Word Nerd 434:
Hi! I dare Bill to go on a date with Mabel, no time skips, and you watch. (I have to see this) :[] ;[] ;[] 8th, Here is a pie with whipped cram and ice cream. and a spy kit. After, you date Bill! Haha! What? It's funny. Oh, and both of you read/review/follow/favorite All my stories (except what should I do next and the old sopa thingy) Hmm, Bill, you must say are you rom tenisee (or however you spell it) cause your the only ten i see to 8th. ACT LIKE YA MEAN IT! oh, and do a random cheesy song and post it online. THATS ALL! I'm so evil...
Bill: 8th?
8th:...
Bill: Ahahahaha, you broke her!
8th: W-we're already a pairing...-shivers-...
Bill: I got this. -Snaps fingures and bucket of water falls from sky-
8th: BILL!
Bill: I didn't do aything. -halo appears above head-
8th: -rereads dare- And it's from a star begger.
Bill: A what?
8th: A star begger. A term from Hatena Flipnotes. It's some one who will make flip notes, just to get stars. Wich are like reviews and favorites. He pretty much dared us to favorite (almost) everything he wrote. People usually make flipnotes to make fun of them. They where really funny.
Bill: Oh. Wait, so do I have to do them?
8th: I think the universe will understand if we don't. Now for the rest of his dare. Oh no...-freezes again-
Bill: Aaaan, she broke again...
8th:...
Bill: -grins- I know. -takes phone- Let's see...Aha!
-Gentleman starts playing in the background-
Bill: You know why it should be hot! You know why it should be neat! You know if dunno, you are a dork! You we like we we we like party!
8th: B-bill...
Bill: Yes?
8th: -grins evily-
Bill: You where recording that, wheren't you?
8th: And it's already on line. NOW GO DATE MABEL!
Bill: Fine. -growls-
-suddenly at the mystery shack-
Dipper: Aaaaand, they're back.
Mabel: Should I get the bat?
Dipper: Nah, I already got it.
Bill: Okay Mabel, date, now!
Mabel: AGAIN!?
8th: -giggles- Yep!
Mabel: Fine, we're going to a movie.
Bill: Another! What's with girls and movies?
8th: We like movies.
Mabel: Twighlight! Let's go watch that. -drags Bill into the living room-
Dipper: Is it a date?
8th: Technicly, yes.
Dipper: Are we spying on them?
8th: Yep, wich means you can watch Twighlight with Wendy.
Dipper: Good idea!
8th: Ehehehehe...wait, I'm all alone. -see's Robbie walking by- Naaah!
-when movies over, hey, I never said 'time skip. :P-
Bill: He 8th.
8th: Ya?
Bill: Are you from Tennesse? Because your the only ten I see.
8th: Dipper.
Dipper: Ya?
8th: Give me the bat.
Bill: Hey!
8th: -Takes pie, and chugs it at Bill-
Bill: Ya, I love you too.
8th: Next dare...
PonyFalls:
XD THX for answering my question! ( Derp forgot 1st part.)
Bill, what were the most tramatizing things you ever saw?
Can I have your autograph?
Would you hug a buffalo?
Can you dance? Sorry, I just woke up.
-PonyFalls
Bill: Proably 8th's singing.
8th: HEY!
Bill: -ignores- And here's a autograph. -sighns picture- Here ya go! -Hands it to Pony Falls-
8th: Aaaaand, she past out.
Bill: As for dancing...-walks over to 8-
8th: Biiiill...
Bill: -does Gangdom style-
8th: -backs away scared.- Next dare...
cute polar bear
No no no I do support mable and bill and now a support billxpinetree
Anyway I dare bill to
1) go on another date and let 8th watch
2) act like a crazy gay guy looking for love and finds pine tree and can't tell pine tree that it is a dare and denying it if he asks and at some point he has to say "oh dipper if only I were a girl" XD
3) 8th I feel so bad for you so HERE'S A LION WITH A CHAINSAW USE HIM WISELY *Looks at bill evilly*
Bill: Dipper...
Dipper: Ya?
Bill: -shivers- I love you man.
Dipper: -backs away scared-
Bill: Oh Dipper, if only I was a girl.
8th: Kitty!
Bill: Oh no! Oh no! No! NO! NOOOOOOO!
8th: -falls over laughing- To bad we're still on the date, other wise you'll have to do another.
Bill: -wimpers-
Lion: Hiiiiiiiisssss!
Mabel: Good kitty!
8th: Oh look, it's the 'I hate you Dipper'...-reads review- I knew it! Lion, you have new prey to find! Go after the other Dipper!
Lion: -glares at Bill, then leaves-