8th scrolled down the list of reviews and PMs. "Well..." She said, sucking in her breath. "This...I don'tknow." Bill floated over, looking over her shoulder. "Bill, don't do that."
She said, annoyed. The human looking triangle guy shrugged. "Why?" "Because it's annoying." "Why?" "Because it make me feel paranoid..." Bill cocked his head like a dog. Then, with a grin he asked "Why?" 8th groaned and face palmed. Bill laughed, and floated in front of the girl's computer. "Are you going to tell them, or am I?" He asked. The author stopped writing for a second,
then sighed. "I should. Cause, this is MY fic, your just a fictional character that popped out of some guy's imagination." She stated. Bill nodded. "True...true..." He mumbled. The fan took a deep breath. "Ok guys, listen. Aprantly, this fanfic, even with the changes made, is against the rules. Now, I know that other people have made PLENTY of these, and haven't gotten in trouble. But, I have gotten at least three notifications about this. So, this is the last chapter." She said. 8th stared at the shocked readers and sighed. "I know, it stinks, but hey. It was fun while it lasted. So, we're going to answer every dare and question, pm or review. Ok?" She asked. Bill floated up behind her. "Hey, at least I don't have to hang around you any more."
He said, earning a glare from the writer. The glowing creeper raises his arms in defence. 8th took out the list of reviews. "Alright, let's start."
GravityFallsChick:
1. Don't call Word Nerd a boy! She is my BFF! (we planned the Bill & You pairing)
2. I dare you and Bill to get married.
3. I am SO evil. MUAHAHAHAHA!
Bill glanced at 8th, she had the same look of horror on her face. "Well, that explains the tital of the chapter." She said. Bill suddenly got a VERY perverted grin on his face. "Hey 8th.
Since we're married, does that mean-" "NO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" 8th Yelled, waving her arms in his face. He grinned and grabbed her wrist. "Geeze, calm down." He said, laughing. 8th glared at him. "Wait, wouldn't this make me Jordan's mom!?" She asked. Her 'husband' only nodded. "Yep." He said, with a smug face. 8th looked at the dare again. "Oh, and sorry Word Nerd." She said, with a embarressed laugh. Bill looked at GravityFallsChick. "Oh yea, you are very evil." He said, rolling his eyes (eye?).
8th laughed. "Quit flirting with the reader's Bill, your a married man now." Bill folded hia arms and looked at the laptop. "wait..." He said, looking at a PM. "These two have been planning this!? They ARE evil!" He said. "What!?" 8th said, rushing to her conputer. She gaped. "Wow... SO we are a pairing. At least nobody has made any fan art. Right? Heheheheh." She said, laughing nervously.
Bill shrugged. "I don't see any. Oh and by the way..." He said, with a smug grin. "I saw the song parody you made." 8th shrugged. "So?" Bill adjusted his bow-tie. "It's about me." He said.
"Again, so? I've been workign on another one ofr a while now." Bill laughed. "So you ARE a fan." He said, poking her arm. She rolled her eyes. "No I'm not, I just got the inspiration to make them.
Like with my portal song parodies, I made one from point of view of a GLaDOS fan(girl?), but I don't love her." She explained. But the look Bill was giving her made it hard not to laugh. The kind of laugh that mad eit look like you where lying. "Let's just get to teh next dare."
PEACE LOVE AND SMILE DIP:
I HAVE MORE STUFF FOR BILL TO DO AND STUFF!
First, not sure if you'll do this one because you need to use my OC but, My OC Jordan gets to come fight with Bill because she's still mad at him for abandoning her when she was three or something. :P I literally have no idea where that came from.
(I'm so sorry to do this to you 8th) but, since you and Bill fight like a old married couple, you two are married for the next two hours, no time skips or backing out of it, the readers have to see/read it. Bill fangirls you may attack whoever (including me) you want for this happening.
Bill, tell everyone the universes greatest secret other than it being a hologram.
Reality's biggest secret other than being a illusion
Why exactly do we have to buy gold?
That's all... for now. (Evilly laughs)
"But we're already married..." Bill said looking at the review. "Does that mean we're old now?" 8th asked. Bill shrugged. "Didn't we do the rst of this dare earlier?" She asked Suddenly, a girl appeared. "Hi Jordan!" 8th said with a wave. "I think I'm your Mom now!"
She said with a wave. Jordan looked at Bill. "So, I get to fight him?" She asked. 8th nodded, excitedly. "yep! The OC grinned evily. "AWWWW YAAAA!" She yelled. Then charged at her Dad. "Uh oh..." Billl said,
jumping back. 8th grinned as she happily ate a bx of popcorn that appeared out of no where. "Now, for some fitting music..." She mumbled, as the two powerful fictional characters began to duke it out. Well, while one tried to beat up one, while the other tried to fend the other off with out killing her. "Ah ha!" 8th shouted. The original pokemon battle theme played in the back ground. "Well, this is going to be fun."
She said with a laugh. Bill flew over, Jordan running behind him. "Hey, can we get to the next dare?" He asked. "Nope." Said 8th. "Pleeeaaase!?" Bill begged, dodging another one of Jordan's atacks. A blast of fire shot from his palms, lighting up the house, catching most of the furniter on fire. "Hey!" 8th yelled. "Then go to the next dare!"
iDreamBig:
8th, this is for you! *hands you present and whispers in ur ear* it's a prank don't open it
Remember, Bill my baby, it's only for 8th! It is a miraculous present that only her eyes can handle!
*kisses Bill on cheek while frantically uses insect repellent on fangirls that are closing in* AHHHHHHH
"Aw come on!" Jordan yelled, as she disapeared and returned to her story. 8th laughed as she took the box. "Ha! It's mine!" She cheered. Bill touched his cheek where he was kissed. Then looked at the fangirls. "I think they're mad about us getting married..." He said. 8th nervously turned around to see the angry fans. "uh...ha ha...hi." She said, waving the tiniest bit. Bill laughed. "Yep. They're mad." He concluded. "No duh." 8th said,
taking s step back from the advancing fans. "Shall we run?" Bill asked. "Yes, lets." 8th said quickly, before bolting away, Bill flying above her. "Should...we get...to the...next...dare?" Bill panted. 8th nodded.
"Ya, hopefully it will distract the angry fan girls!"
Fallerforlife:
Oh..
Bill IF YOU HAD NOTHING TO EAT,WOULD YOU EAT YOURSELF?
WOULD YOU GO INTO MY MIND?
WOULD YOU EAT A MUFFIN?
DO YOU WATCH THE BORING OLD LADY MOVIE CHANNEL?
...
"No...I will not resort to self cannibalism. This ISN'T the Russion Sleep Expieriment." He said. 8th stopped. "You read that creepypasta too!?" She gasped. Bill shrugged. "Ya, why?" "It's one of my favorites." She answered. Then noticed the crowd of angry fan girls. "Um... I better keep running." She said, running even faster. "Oh, and would I go into your mind? Faller, how do you know if I've already been in your mind?" He said with a pretty creepy grin. "Bill, your not Jeff the Killer, or the Joker, or Chucky, so just stop." 8th groaned. "Your no fun." He laughed. "And a muffin? Sure, I'd like a lovely bit'o muffin." He said with a shrug. 8th face palmed as she ran. "You're not Wheatley either Bill." She sighed. "How do you know I'm not Wheatley in disguise?" He asked, folding his arms. "Well, first of all, he's British. Secondly, he's a moron.
A sexy moron, but a moron. Thirdly, he's a metal ball! Seariously! He's a robot that looks like a betal ball. And lastly, he's in space." She panted, STILL running. Bill looked behind him. "Man, they're relentless."
He said. "Yah." 8th groaned. "So, would you watch the Boring old lady movie channel?" She asked. The 'triangle guy' shook his head. "Nah, I'm more of a 'Nic Cage' kind of guy." He said. 8th laughed. "You just made one of the biggest homestuck refferences ever." She teased. Bill's suit turned red. "STUPID FANFICTION RUBBING OFF ON ME!" He yelled. A anime sweat drop appeared on 8th face. "Let's get to the next dare... maybe we'lll get lucky and loose them this time..." She panted.
Guest:
I dare bill to make gideon jealous by going on a date with mable at the tent.
Guest:
I dare bill to make gideon mad and date mable at the tent of telempathy yes 8th and dipper u can watch dipper can take Wendy and bill has to say after the show that he did a good job an pretend there a couple to make him mad I can't log in but I'm gideonxmable.
Guest:
Make bill make gideon jealous by a date at the tent of telempathy 8th and dip has to watch bill and mable have to go up to gideon after the show and pretend they like eachother to make him mad dipper can bring Wendy there
8th stopped in her tracks. "How did we get to the mystery shack?" She asked. Bill shrugged, still crimson. "NO CLUE!" He snarled. "Geeze Karkat, calm down, or I WILL shoosh you again." Bill froze. "You wouldn't dare."
He said. 8th grinned. "I would." She said, with her own 'smile'. Bill slowly faded back to the neon gold color. "There." He mumbled. 8th looked at the dare again. "Wait, since we're married, doesn't this mean that you'd be cheating on me?"She asked. Bill shrugged. "Ya, I guess it would." 8th sighed. "Well, at least I can see my favorite ships. Now, go get Mabel." She said. Bill sighed, and nocked on the door, only to be hit with a bat. "PINE TREE!" He yelled. Dipper grinned a little. "How'd you even know it was me? What if it was Wendy at the door?" Bill snapped, rubbing the already large bump. "I saw you outside the window." He said.
"And I'm the creeper?" Bill said. "Well you're the one who said, 'I'll be watching youuuu'." Dipper retorted, folding his arms. If this was anime, those blank line things would block all but the middle of the screen,
and be split, showing Bill and Dipper's eyes. You get what I mean, don't you? Wait...aren't we, in a way, breaking the fourth wall? Nevermind... L-let's just get back to the story. 8th blinked, was she just talking to herself, or the narator? Both? Nevermind, she had no time for paradoxs at the moment. "Ladies, ladies, you're both pretty. Can we get to the dare?" She asked, stepping between the two boys. "What dare?" Dipper asked,
cocking his head. "Mabel and Bill have to go on a date at the Tent of Telepathy, and so do you and Wendy." 8th said. Dipper froze. "A-a date with Wendy..." He breathed. Bill laughed. "He really has it for Ice huh?"
He asked. 8th looked at him. "what?" Bill shoved his hands in his pockets, as a halo appeared over his head. "I didn't say anything." She sighed. "Mabel, come here." 8th called. The sweater whearing girl ran over.
"What?" She asked. "You got to date Bill at Gideon's house. Come on." The auther said, tugging on the 12 year old's arm. "Why do I always have to date Bill?" She asked. "Hey, just be happy your not married to him."
8th said. Dipper and Mabel looked at 8th, then Bill. The dream demon grinned, and put a arm around his 'wife'. "Yep!" He answered. "Bill...get your arm off me." She siad. Bill only grinned, and squeezed tighter.
"I'm...going to call Wendy." Dipper said, taking a few stepps back. Mabel just stared. "Um..." She began. "Ya..." 8th said. A few minutes later, Dipper walked out of the Mystery shack. "Well, Wendy said she'd meet us there." He said, almost dreamily. 8th laughed a little. "WendyxDipper shippers must be going nuts..." She said, then tried to push Bill off of her. "Let's head over to the tent. Oh, and this dare is pretty popular..."
Mabel nodded. "I know." Said Dipper.
-small time skip. At the Tent of Telepathy-
Gideon grinned like the little southern, pig-nosed creep he is. "Why Mabel, pleasure seeing you here." He saud grinning. "I'm not here to see you Gideon." SHe said. Then suddenly grabbed Bill's hand. "I'm on a date with him!" Gideon glared at Bill, who only gave him a smug grin. The boy wih hair bigger than Jimmy Nutron stormed towards the stage. 8th laughed. "Gideon doesn't get that him and Mabel won't ever work out. Personaly, I think he and PAciffica should get to gether." She said. Dipper looked at her. "So, you go for the ships that aren't that popular." He asked. She nodded, "Usually." She said. Wendy walked in. "Hey." Sje said. Dipper spun around.
"W-wendy! Fancy seeing you here..." He laughed nervously. "But, you invited me to come." She said. Dipper blushd. "Stupid..." He grumbed, hitting him slef in the head. Wendy laughed. "Come on dude, let's get soem seats."
She said. The five sat down in one of the rows and began to watch Gideon. "I saw a magicion in Wisconson once...it was a lot better than this..." She said, eating some spontainious popcorn. As the show ended, Mabel and Bill got up. "So, I have to pretend to 'like' you?" she asked. Bill nodded. "Yep." He answered. "Hello Mabel..." Gideon said with a smile. "Gideon." Bill siad with a glare. "Stay away from Mabel." He said, folding his arms. Mabel snickered at Gideon's scowl. "He's my boyfriend Gideon, so I'm taken." She said with a sniff. 8th, out of fangirlism, for got she was married to the Bill yelled "Hey! You two should kiss." Dipper face palmed. "What?" 8th said,
with a shrug. Gideon glared at 8th. She just ignored him. Bill wrapped a arm around Mabel. "Stepp off blonde!" Yelled Gideon, shoving the taller boy. "Oh, so that's how you want to play it, is it?" He growled. Dipped and 8th watched them glare at each other, if looks could kill, they'd both be dead. "Should we move on to the next dare before they kill each other?" Wendy asked. 8th sighed. "Ya."
Xavyer:
BTW, i post this here cause im "New User" So I hope you will understand this one...
I have an trade dare: I want you not to make any date dares for the period of next chapter, but, as a trade, you two will have to dance a ballet. OR you can choose second option: don't do any of these dares. [And i dont care about universe. Use your logic/unlogic powers to stop it when you will do trade dare]
AND also I have (i think) FIRST SERIOUS QUESTION: Bill, you are the most mysterious character of Gravity Falls, and I want you to tell the important secrets of Gravity Falls, you, Stan, 1, 2, and 3. ANSWER TRUTHFULLY!
Xavyer 10/14/13 . chapter 1 P.S.: By date I mean't:
- dates
- kisses
- confessions
- love pretending but I'm restricting my forbiddings to the persons on the symbols wheel (It means my rule is coming only at these persons): Soos (question mark), Wendy (Ice bag), Stanford (kind of crab arm?), Dipper (Pine Tree), Gideon (Star), Journals Writer (Six Fingered Hand)], Mabel [Llama (probably) and Shooting Star], Robbie [Sewed up Heart], StanLEY (Glasses). Also I'm a male. (I HOPE YOU WILL READ THIS, THE FIRST PART IS AT YOUR LAST CHAPTER]
8th looked at the dare and question. "Well your a bit late for that. Sorry. Oh, and I love the profile picture." SHe said. "Bill, get over here." She shouted. He spun around, a smirk on his face. "Yes honey?" He asked. "Don't call me that!" She snapped. "Now, you got a question." She said. "I think he(she? what gender are you?) said Phez Hat." Bill said. "But this is a ask BILL CIPHER. So to bad." She growled. "Wait, honey?"
Asked Gideon. The others ignored him. "Fine. The books, as you know, hold the secrets of almost, if not everything in Gravity Falls. And it holds a desighns for the 'teleportal'. This is used for what ever reason They belonged to a secret society, but have been scattered around Gravity Falls so that I wouldn't find them and use them for my own purposes." He answered. "Now Pine Tree, go get the booka from Phex Hat." He said.
"No." Dipper said. "Ok, ok, fine...I'll just steal them later." Said Bill with a shrug. 8th looked at the reviews, let's move on."
Guest:
I dare you to make Bill watch Pretty Cure or Make him watch Hetalia! He can choose!
"What are those?" Asked Bill. "Hetalia is a anime tv show, and is actually pretty dark. I don't know about Pretty Cure though..." 8th answered. "Hetalia. I like messed up." He said. 8th shrugged. "Its your funural." She said. After a small time skip...
"Pasta..." He mumbled. 8th laughed a little. "I warned you." She said. "Now, next dare."
Guest:
I dare Bill to cover 8th in cottencandy and chocolate
"This will be fun." Bill laughed. "Guest, your lucky I like chocolate..." She growled. Her 'husband' laughed. "Come one 8th, this the last dare. So let's make it fun." He said with a almost evil grin. "Fine." She sighed.
Bill floated around her, as if inspecting her. "Hmmm..." He said. "Let's see..." He mumbled. "Ah ha!" He shouted from behind 8th, making her jump. He snapped his fingures. Solidified chocolate now covered part of 8th like some sort of candy armor. It formed spiked plates on her shoulders, elbows, knees, feet and, gauntlets on her wrists. A sort of chest plate made of the same brown sweet covered her chest. It also formed a helm. The rest of her body was covered in a fluffy, pink, blue and, purple cotten-like candy. She stared down at her self. "I look like a mixture od Dialga and Frankenstiens bride that walked out of CandyLand!" She screamed. Bill laughed. It may not be what Guest had in mind, but it's much funnier if you ask me!" He laughed. 8th sighed, and began to lick he chocolate covered wrist. "I wouldn't do that if I where you." Said Bill. 8th looked at him. "Why?"
A perverted smirk covered his face. "Because your not whearing any clothes under it." He said. 8th's face turned bright red. "BILL!" She yelled. He just fell down laughing. "LION WITH A CHAINSAW!" Yelled 8th. The chainsaw wielding lion lept through the flap of the tent, Dipper number 4 dangling by his vest. 8th laughed. "This is ging to be fun. I'll deal with you later." She said. Mabel, Dipper and, Wendy stared at them. "So,
if your married, doesn't that mean you two should kiss, to make it official?" Dipper asked. Bill and 8th froze. "Uh..." They said in unison. "Kiss. Kiss. KIss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss." Mabel cheered.
"No." 8th said. "Come on, we had to kiss Bill, so now you do too." Dipper said, folding his arms. "Fine." 8th said. Billed grinned, making his wife sigh, and wait...blush!? Bill took her hand, leaned down, and kissed her.
When he pulled back, he whispered "I always knew you liked me 8th..."