Characters so far…

Name (Title(s))
"Favourite Quote"

Issei (Protagonist extraordinaire)
"Nope. Not doing this again…"

A young man with a score to settle against clichés and getting replaced. After ordering the script through the cross-dimensional delivery service "Nyaamazon", he is now bent on diverging from the plot so much that the world will never revert back to being the same ever again…

He can't seem to remember most of the important details from previous loops very well.

Ddraig (Red Dragon Emperor, Boob connoisseur, Apple addict)
"Deal with it."

Sealed away into a gauntlet after the Great War and being wielded by different men and women through the ages as one of the 13 Longinus, he always asks the same question to his users. "Which hand do you masturbate with?" If it was in the hand he resides in then… Boom!

Got addicted to golden apples after a drinking party with Great Red, Albion and Ophis before the Great War. No one remembers anything from that party except for the fact that Ophis was somehow related to Ddraig as his older sister.

Asia Argento (Healer lv.99, Loli4Life)
"Let me make that better!"

A small girl abandoned outside the church as a child, she was trained by Lily in the art of healing. After discovering her affinity with the spells as well as her sacred gear Twillight Healing, she continued advancing at a rate unseen even by an immortal.

Lily then taught her how to seal her excess energy into a spell of self-resurrection in the event of an emergency. (Side effects include being rendered into a little girl until all excess energy is exhausted).

Diodora Asaroth (DQN-Chunni, Nun fetish specialist, Stormtrooper)
"You know you want me, don't try to deny that. *Gets slapped*"

Deemed a failure as a living creature by his family, he was banished into the human world of Japan where he discovered his massive fetish for women in nun clothing. After reading too much harem manga and doujins, his mind has been deteriorated into thinking he is the main character of an Eroge. (Also has a dark and tragic past (lol))

Most of the nuns in his peerage are still lesbians and don't allow him to join them in bed. They also seem to become stronger than god whenever he tries to assault them. (Yuri plot armour?)

Marcus Theodore (Exorcist, Jedi, Biohazard Specialist)
"Ex…calibur!"
Trained by the church at the age of 10, a prodigy excelling in both science and combat. He gained his sacred gear from his mentor after he passed away and used its powers to combat stray devils. He holds no grudges towards devils or fallen angels and only hunts the ones that go after innocent lives.

He can somehow telekinetically attract his beam sword from any distance and can conjure his hazmat suit and exorcist uniform at any given time. Also gained a secret desire from his mentor to shout "Excalibur!" whenever he does an overhead slash.

Raynare (Fallen angel, Lolicon (Pedophile), Lesbian)
"Cute!"

Fallen angel Raynare was originally sent to Kuoh to spy on High-Class Devil Rias along with her leader Dohnaseek and colleagues Kalawarner and Mittelt. However, their stealth mission was compromised when her cute radar went into overdrive over Rias's peerage member Koneko that she sexually assaulted.

After countless negotiations by Dohnaseek to quell the situation, they settled on placing a restraining order on Raynare. Currently in Italy, she is trying to find the love charm for Mittelt from the church for lesbians but found herself currently sitting in Gabriel's room.

Lily (Lilith, Immortal)
Lily "Don't call me a kid! *stomps feet*"
Lilith "I still regret it to this day…"

The current head nun of the mysterious lesbian church. Her true form is one of the first three humans created by God. Her sealed form is that of a little girl with the gem on her forehead hiding her power from the world.

Not much is known about her except for the fact that she NTR'd Eve away from Adam, starting the first girl on girl action. The only one of the trio that retains her memory but decides not to ruin their relationship by withholding this information. She still regrets her actions to this day and punishes herself by never falling in love with anyone else.

Evangel (Eve, Immortal, Pedobait)
"I want to Pafu Pafu."

Always attached by the hip to her lifelong partner Adam. Her true form is one of the first three humans created by God. Currently in her sealed form, similar to Lily, she takes the form of a little girl with long silver hair. She enjoys spending her time making sweet love to Adam. In her sealed form, she does not remember Lilith or the fact that she is Eve.

Mell (Adam, Immortal, Rocket rack)
"Eva… Not so hard. Hnnn ."

Always attached by the hip to her lifelong partner Eve. Her true form is one of the first three humans created by God. The only one of the trio not reverted into a loli character but has no memory of her life as Adam. Some say that her blonde hair matches perfectly with Gabriel's…

Wanted to try my hand at short character tidbits. I'll do this periodically as new characters are introduced.

This story was written for pure crack and will be updated infrequently.

And before I forget, Highschool DxD owned by Ichiei Ishibumi and [Insert legal jargon here].

Uploaded on: 16/12/2015
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