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This is still part of the Prologue so it's kind of short. The serious chapter and longer one will begin with chapter 3. Merry Christmas to all of you, thank you for the support.

Another loli from high school dxd will be introduced in the next chapter.

Monsieur La Critique: I'll try, I'll watch Illya Prism first but I'll think of something, maybe do a male Naruto who transform into a magical girl just for the comedy.

Chapter Start:

*Beeep!* *Beeeep!*

Was the sound that came out of a small bird alarm clock.

"Ngnnnn."

Naruto groaned as he covered eyes with his arms, it was only 6 am and it's only Sunday, he was too sleepy to notice that there is another bulge on his bed being covered by his blanket, and for some reason there is something very warm wrapped around his bare body.

Unnoticed by him, a tick mark formed on his alarm clock as it got split in half as a large bird the size of a house cat emerged with its beak pointed at Naruto's forehead and gleaming due to how sharp it was.

*Poke*

"! #! $%%! $! ^!%!$!$!" Naruto let out a muffled scream and a series of curses due to the sudden pain of being stab in the forehead.

'THIS MUST BE RENGE'S HANDIWORK! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HER!' Naruto raged inside his mind as he held his throbbing head, and to stop the flowing of blood.

His rage immediately left him when he noticed something moving besides, gulping he slowly removed the blanket and was greeted at the sight of a naked Renge sleeping peacefully.

She was so cute that he might felt bad if he wake her up.

*PAK!*

"GUWAAHH!"

Naruto chopped her right in the neck surprising her as her eyes bulge out in surprise.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED!" Naruto screamed as his rage came back full force.

Renge cough out for a bit and when she got her bearing back, she sat in a seiza while smiling brightly at him.

"Sleeping!"

*PAK!*

"FUCK!" Renge screamed when Naruto chopped her again this time right on the bridge of her nose. That hurts!

"I know that! Let me rephrase my question, why are you sleeping on my bed when you have your own room." Asked Naruto as his eyebrow twitched.

"But its cold!"

"Then why are you naked?"

"Because your warm."

"You don't make sense at all!"

Naruto pinched the bridge of his nose, so early in the morning yet it's already like this. It's one of the reasons why he chose the highest location despite it being expensive so that he wouldn't have any neighbors.

"By the way, did you do something to my alarm clock?"

Renge nodded enthusiastically.

"Yes! I upgraded it."

"For what reason?" Naruto gritted out through his teeth.

"It's a sensor, if a girl scream which isn't me, then I would know that your bringing a woman home. Of course I wouldn't be able to hurt you because I will never do that, but if it's a girl then…."

Naruto blanched when he saw the smile full of bloodlust on her face.

"Ugh, you really are impossible, what would you do to the girl then?"

"Then I will use my ultimate 1000 ways of killing a skank technique!" Renge bragged with a bright smile on her face, it was a technique she developed and improved throughout the years.

"That sounds way too dangerous." Naruto deadpanned, he didn't want to ask. It was too early for his mind to shut down and he has just woken up, he's not interested to hear about her gruesome plans on murdering some poor faceless girl.

Naruto blinks when he noticed something that he should have noticed earlier.

His nipples are bare and it's wet. Too afraid to ask, Naruto turned to look at Renge who noticed his look and immediately connected the dots.

"Oh that." Renge smiled brilliantly at him "I heard woman loves sucking their beloved milks, so I tried sucking yours but there is no milk that came out." She finished with a disappointed frown.

Naruto gaped before he slapped her on the head with vein throbbing on his forehead.

"That is a different kind of milk you idiot!" Naruto screamed in embarrass rage "And only babies sucks on tits! And not on a man's but a woman!"

Renge's eyes flashed dangerously as she looked away and spat in a mocking manner.

"Don't you understand Naruto-san, a man's nipples is every women's house of hopes and dreams."

"Apologize to every women on this planet right this instant."

A vein popped on Naruto's forehead, she's getting on my nerves he thought. It's only 6:30 am and he's already stressed out.

"By the way, why is the heater off?" Naruto asked now noticing how cold it is due to the heater being turned off.

"I turned it off." Renge's blunt reply.

"WHY?"

"I don't trust it."

"I don't really want to ask but why?" he's seriously starting to have a headache now, if this goes on he might end up with a migraine.

"It lacks fire power."

"It used heat not flames, you are the one who lacks something."

"Eh? What do I lack?" Renge tilted her head in confusion while Naruto deadpanned.

"You lack a brain."

Renge laughed cheerfully "Hahaha, that isn't true Naruto-san, I have a brain."

"And what is inside your brain?"

"You J."

"…"

Naruto didn't know what to answer to that, she responded to quickly for him to make a comeback. He palms his face before he started standing up.

"Get dress, we'll go shopping."

"Okay!"

Renge jumped down and ran towards her room while butt naked.

"Sometimes I do not know if she's a kid or just really stupid."

-Line Break-

Naruto and Renge walked the streets of Kuoh heading straight towards the shopping district.

"By the way Renge, why don't you want to go to the department store?"asked Naruto taking notice of the pedestrians looking at them, the girls was looking at him with blushes while the other looks at Renge and commenting on how cute she is while Renge grimaced.

Thankfully she didn't noticed how the girls looks at him or else they'll be in trouble.

Too late.

"WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?" Renge asked before her voice distorted as she transforms into a giant beast, it looks like a giant manticore, she has many forms after all but usually took the form of a dragon.

Due to the intense killing intent the people around them dropped lick sack of potatoes completely unconscious.

Naruto's met his forehead which hides the tick mark forming on it. He made sure to cast the memory erasing spell as to not alert the people of the presence of the super naturals.

"Renge…. I told you not to transform in a crowded place right." Naruto gritted out while rubbing his face while Renge bashfully bopped her head in embarrassment after turning back into her human form.

"Oppsie?"

"Anyway." Naruto shook his head as he started walking again, he didn't want to dwell too much into it "Why didn't you want to go to department store?"

"It was made of marbles."

"What's so bad about that?"

"Well I find it unsettling, because it resembles a castle."

"Huh?" Naruto asked dumbly.

"Those white colorings." Her eyes turned dull "It reminded me of that place where I had been sealed."

"Oh? And the shopping district is alright with you?"

Renge nodded her head.

"It was just like a Bazaar, or a festival. It would also be better if the shop owners are also dragons disguising as humans."

"You have very high standards huh." Naruto lifeless blue eyes due to talking to Renge (Since it was too depressing to talk to her) saw the signboard of the stall where he usually bought meats.

"We should buy some meat first."

"Why? You can eat my tail anytime you want."

"No thanks."

"Why?"

"It's bitter."

"Fuck…"

Naruto shook his head as he stepped inside the stall.

"Oh Naruto-kun." An old woman appeared and smile as she saw Naruto standing on her stall.

Renge immediately grabbed the collar of the old woman and brought her face to face with her with her eyes turning into slits.

"Why are you calling him like that!? What is your relationship with him! Could it be!?" she turned to Naruto with her eyes full of betrayal "Are you having an affair with her!? Are you into old people!"

"Idiot!" Naruto slapped her on the head.

"Oww."

"Why the hell would I have an affair with her!? At least choose someone my age!"

Renge's eyes darkened. "So does it means your having an affair with a younger woman?"

Naruto's fingers twitch as sweat started pouring down his neck.

"O-of course not!"

"There is a slight hesitance in your voice, was it because you are hiding something?" The look in her eyes is so intense that he thought he would lose his bladder.

"You're always with me right? So you'll know when I do something like that!"

Renge nodded her head with a look of realization "That's right."

The old woman chuckled while Naruto sighed in relief.

"Is she a friend of yours?"

"No, I'm his SLAVE."

The old woman smiled as she turned to Naruto.

"Don't look at me with such pity, it will make me cry. No seriously don't look at me like that." Naruto begged as he held his head in his arms, looking about ready to cry at the pain and embarrassment that Renge was bringing him and the damaged that those looks was inflicting him. "She's my cousin who has an 8 grade syndrome and thinks of me as a vampire with her being my familiar."

"Ohh. I see.. fufuf how very cute, very well then. I shall give you some freebies."

Naruto smiled gratefully as he paid the old woman while she gave him the ordered meat and some free vegetables. He didn't like eating vegetables but it would be rude of him to not accept it.

Once they are outside and a few yards away from the meat stall Naruto turned to Renge.

"You look like your close with her, she gave us freebies because of you."

"I don't know her." Her eyes widened as she smiled darkly "I just act friendly with them and when they let their guard down that's where I strike."

"Your past is that sad huh…"

"Ah, Renge-chan! What is it that you want, I'll give you an extra." The man who managed the fish stall called out to them, while Naruto turned to Renge in confusion his looks says 'How did you know all these people?'

Renge smiled brilliantly at him "Oh his shops was being raided by some bugs a few day ago and I squashed them for him."

'I don't know who they are but I feel bad for them.' Thought Naruto.

"Oh hello there Renge-chan! How are you this fine day?"

'What in the world.' Thought Naruto as he saw Renge being greeted by different kind of people.

"Anego! Are you shopping?" a group of delinquent ask while they surrounded Renge.

'Just what does she do when I am away?' thought Naruto, he couldn't believe what he was seeing. 'She says some harsh things and looks down at humans but she's getting along so well with them, I guess she doesn't really hate them. She's just misunderstood huh… its kind of pretty sad if you think about it.'

Naruto watched as she smile and converse with all those people with his eyes softening.

'She comes a long way since the day I met her, she had thousands of spikes with seals littering her body and she looks really lonely, I do not want to ask because I know it was a sour wound for her… but I am so glad to see her smiling like this.' Thought Naruto as he watch her interaction with other people.

"I'm back Naruto-san~"

Naruto smiled as she ran towards him with a bright smile on her face.

"Hey Renge."

"Hmm?"

"I was thinking of eating outside, what would you like to eat?"

Renge turned to him so fast that he heard her head snapped.

"Does it mean were going in a date? That date those humans loves to talk about?"

Naruto nodded with a grin while she grins back at him.

*Drip*

Something wet dripped down on the ground, it was Renge's saliva.

"Spare Ribs!"

"Okay let's go."

The two of them started walking towards the nearest restaurant with Naruto grabbing her hand.

"Ehmm, your hand Naruto-san." Renge looks flustered.

"Hmm? Want to hold it for a bit longer?"

Renge stared at his face before a bright smile graced her face.

"Yes!" 'I'm not washing this hands.'

It doesn't matter what past Renge has, to him what is important is the now.

Chapter End.

This is still part of the Prologue so it's kind of short. The serious chapter and longer one will begin with chapter 3. Please leave some reviews.