Onii Organization HQ (Switzerland)

The Onii Organization or Onii for short, was an organisation created by Ophis. Onii's mission is to train little sisters around the world to protect their beloved onii-chans (older brothers) and ensure happiness of all imoutos (little sisters) everywhere.

The ranking system goes as follows. Lower ranked imoutos are to address their superiors as Onee-chan (Elder sister) or their name attached by the suffix of Onee-sama. The latter only applies to Ophis.

Their ranks are symbolized by a badge of a seven petal lily flower. The higher the number of petals, the higher their rank. The exception is Ophis who has no badge due to her clothes being a gift from Issei who she sees as an extension of Ddraig. A.K.A little brother.

She has not taken off the clothes and bathes with it. She also does not want to modify any part of it.

Ophis prides herself as the self-proclaimed 'little sister' of Ddraig even though we know that Ophis is older than Ddraig by a few millennia, and is his older sister.

A small girl that looked about 10 years of age with long black hair extending towards her hips that were tied into a single ponytail hanging from the right side of her head. She had a silver anklet with a snake eating its own body attached to her left ankle.

Her attire was a gothic Lolita styled black dress with a few red roses and velvet sashes to break up the colours. She was currently running around the organization corridors barefooted, leaving imprints of the soles of her feet in the metal flooring.

"Ophis Onee-sama, where are you headed at this time?" A petite girl with tanned skin and golden hair was currently chasing after Ophis.

She was a head taller than Ophis and was wearing a shendyt, an Egyptian kilt-like garment. Adorned on her arms and legs were multiple gold bangles. As she ran, the clanging of the metal rings reverberated around the walls of the corridor and woke everyone in that section of the base.

Ophis punched a hole through the wall at the end of the corridor revealing the sight of the night sky. She turned her head around and addressed the currently out-of-breath girl.

"Nut… I must go. My planet needs me." Ophis spoke with a monotone voice before returning her view towards the night sky staring into the endless depths of space. And by planet, she probably means Ddraig and Issei…

"Haa… Haa…" The reincarnation of the Egyptian goddess of the sky still needed time to catch her breath. Sucking in a generous volume of air into her lungs, she let out a heavy breath that condensed into droplets of milk.

The reason for the milk was due to Nut's legend of her being depicted as a giant cow whose great body formed the sky and heavens. Although the 'great body' was more of a washboard than anything else and the only way her body could produce milk was through vigorous panting.

"W-Wait! We are…" Without allowing Nut to finish her sentence, Ophis jumped out of the hole she had created, the brigade of imoutos with their heads popping out of their doors and Nut could only stare as she continued falling down towards the ground from this hundred storey skyscraper that served as their base. "…on the fiftieth floor."

A loud crash could be heard followed by the sound of an anti-theft car alarm ringing. A scream came immediately after.

"O-Ophis Onee-sama!" A buxom figure in a skin-tight red and black racing suit stood up on her bike's seat and somersaulted over to the unmoving body of the infinity dragon that faceplanted onto the hood of one of the organization's cars.

Removing her helmet mid-flight, the figure was revealed to have purple hair in a Hime cut style. She unzipped the upper portion of her suit, revealing her bare cleavage. From the valley of her generous bosom, she took a single paper talisman out and with a poof, she had transformed into her shrine maiden outfit.

Dislodging the loli's body from the roof of the car, she held Ophis's body in one hand and saw that Ophis's body and outfit were completely unscathed, her face with eyes wide open remained expressionless.

"Are we being attacked Onee-sama?!" The purple haired miko held a few combat talismans within the gaps of her fingers on her free hand. Ophis merely shook her head and lifted herself onto her feet from the miko's grasp.

"Everything is fine, Himiko." Ophis merely gave a thumbs up before moving away to do a few warm-up jumping jacks. Himiko could only stare in confusion at her leader.

Before she could question Ophis, one of her talismans began to glow and vibrate. She held it towards her face and tapped the circle in the center with the kanji for call.

"Ahh! Himiko, is Ophis all right?!" Nut's worried voice came from the talisman. The sound of an elevator ding could be heard in the background.

"Everything is okay here Nut Onee-chan. What's up with our leader today though?" Himiko questioned, still wanting an answer to satiate her curiosity. The rotating doors at the entrance of the skyscraper revolved, revealing Nut who was, yet again, out of breath.

At this time, Ophis merely turned her face directly at the moon before squatting down and leaping. To the two observers, they could only see the figure of their leader disappearing with only a crater where she stood to indicate that she was originally there.

After explaining the situation to Himiko, Nut leaned her tired body against the partially destroyed car. Himiko activated the regeneration symbols around the building to repair the damages done by Ophis before carrying Nut in a piggyback ride back into the base.

"Mmm… Thanks Himi…" Nut slurred out before resting her head on Himiko's shoulders and eventually falling asleep. Himiko could feel Nut's heart begin to slow down from the rapid beating into a more reasonable rhythm.

Earth's Orbit

[Self-destruct system activated]

"Fuck my life."

Issei continued to repeatedly slam his head into the keyboard of the control terminal within the shell.

[Self-destruct system has been accelerated from an hour to ten minutes.] Issei stared at the screen eyes twitching in anger.

"Ddraig you have five seconds to answer this." Issei scratched the jewel on the Boosted Gear with the claw on his left hand. Within the space inside the sacred gear, a shrill screeching sound echoed causing Ddraig to attempt to shut the noise out by covering his ears with his wings.

"Why in the name of unicorns do we have a goddamn self-destruct function in this mode but no way to speed up the shelling process? Huh?!"

[One of the previous users suggested it be put in… It seemed like a good idea at the time…] Ddraig whined, still trying to block the ear piercing sound from melting away his brain.

[13 seconds to detonation…] The clock was ticking and Issei decided that he could torture Ddraig later. Looking at the monitor, the radar revealed another object heading towards them.

[Object identified. Time to impact with shell in T-minus 3...] Before the countdown could even finish pronouncing three, Ophis had already arrived on the surface of the shell.

"Don't worry Onii-chan… I'll get you out of that thingy!" Ophis replied as enthusiastically as she could. Issei's reaction was to rapidly shake his head from within the shell.

"No. No. No! Ophis, listen to Onii-chan. Onii-chan can't breathe in space!" Issei began to panic as warnings popped out on the terminal indicating an object was penetrating through the shell.

Issei took a deep breath from the cockpit as Ophis burrowed her way into the inner part of the shell. The vacuum began to suck the air out into the vast expanse of space.

Issei's cheeks were puffed up from holding his breath while whatever was left of the first shelling managed to protect him from the pressure in this vacuum.

Ophis's legs merged together and became similar Lamia's body. She coiled herself around Issei and formed a shape of a nose cone with the top being both bodies hugging tightly together.

The base of her tail began to heat up as they began to drop back down to earth. Ophis noticed that Issei was running out of air and she began to produce air from her divine lungs.

She leaned forward and kissed her beloved brother, providing his lungs with the much needed air. Issei was pleasantly surprised and leaned in to return the kiss. Their tongues twirled and twisted together before Issei moved his head back to exhale.

A trail of saliva dripped from Ophis's lips before she licked it up and leaned her head on Issei's chest as they continued dropping.

Issei suddenly felt a chill, as if death itself would come for him. It was probably his imagination though…

Underworld (Ravel's Room)

Ravel suddenly woke up in cold sweat. She wrapped her arms around her body as she shivered in anger.

"I sense a disturbance… with my Issei." Ravel took one of her pillows and ripped it in half, bird feathers exploded and glided around Ravel's room. She then returned to snuggling with her custom made Issei Dakimakura (Body Pillow)

"Mmm… You love only me. Right?" It was a rhetorical question. It was as if she expected only one answer from the start.

The giggles emitted from her room will forever instil pleasure into the males of the Phenix family with the exception of Riser for days to come.

Ravel's mother could only smile in pride at her daughter that surpassed her expectations. What mother would not be proud that their child could break even the strongest and prideful magical beings into a sex-slave.

This story was written for pure crack and will be updated infrequently.

And before I forget, Highschool DxD owned by Ichiei Ishibumi and [Insert legal jargon here].

Uploaded on: 7/1/2016
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