Closing the Rift

Bill was actually sweating looking at dark mass pooling on the other side of the rift. Pine Tree had to be at leas half as crazy as he is to come up with this method of dealing with the rift… Not that Bill had any other idea or there was time to think about it.

Another surprising fact – Bill wasn't able to decode what Dipper was saying without focusing on it. He was somewhat shocked that Pine Tree went trough such lengths. But not really. After all his family was involved, but there was a question rising. Did he know that with seal gone everyone's memories would return?

"Pine Tree, do you even know how terrible is that idea?" Bill asked when Dipper was done opening the rift. For now nothing was trying to come over, but given time demons would.

"Apart from everyone getting their memories back nothing bad will happen." Dipper smiled looking for something else in his book. "Besides, you disintegrated Time-baby, how bad can few demons be?"

Bill just sighed, it has started, "If Ford comes over you'll be the one explaining it." he said. Dipper hadn't answered, he was already chanting the closing formula while drawing something in the air.

With another sigh Bills hand started glowing with light blue flames. "So, who wants to dance?" he asked looking at demons glaring at him from the other side. Not even one dared to move seeing him.

Looks like they noticed that real Bill is back. He smiled but hadn't lowered his guard. Many of those demons would like to kill him. Not that destroying this body would do anything. He'd just send a new one with the same set of memories. But still, I'd be a shame, after all Dipper is already familiar with how this one works.

"Physical forms are so restricting~" blonde demon whined. Some demons decided to finally move. Bill only laughed at their pathetic number and set them ablaze. Why not just disintegrate them? Burning them was just funnier.

For next few minutes Bill was playing killing demons in all possible ways while trying to ignore what Dipper was saying. Being curious by nature wasn't a good thing there. Especially considering that he had to keep an eye on the town and possibly coming here Ford, that would be bad no matter witch Ford would appear.

And soon said man appeared. Older with more wrinkles and two men with guns. His Ford, the captain of Time Police. "What are you two doing?" he asked.

"Closing this huge hole~" Bill laughed blowing up few more demons. "And what is my favourite grunkle doing here?" the demon asked leisurely floating about ignoring his boyfriends glares.

Ford only sighed. "Just… don't make it a mess as you did last time." he said

"It was entirely our dear siblings fault, Fordsy" Bill noted setting more demons aflame. "And I'm perfectly sure you knew it." he added as other was preparing to leave.

"It would have worked." he muttered a response.

"But at what price." Bill said, no longer happy go lucky tone. His eyes turned from golden to red. "At WhaT PrIce? HoW ManY liFes Do You PlaN to RuIN, huh? Go On RuN aWaY, It'S alL yOU eVer dO! YoU…."

"I'm done!" Dipper announced as rip closed itself sucking in all remaining demons. He was visibly proud of himself.

"I'll need to see that book of yours." Bill said no longer floating, wide smile plastered on his face as he dragged the other to a tight hug.

"You are crazy." Ford said cringing. He knew that technically they were one and the same person.

"A narcissist as he said. But I already demoted his 'we are the same person' argument." Dipper said trying to keep Bill away from his notebook. "Someone has to drive, and I'm tired. I'll give you it at home." he said smacking blonde on the head with book in question.

"They won't be happy." Ford said and just vanished.

Bill only laughed, long and loud. "Look at me care, Fordsy" he said feeling Dipper faint in his arms. "You should have let me do this. But again. Who would fight the demons." he smiled picking brunette up and going to their car.

Now all they had to do was hope that Mabel and Stan wanted to use this dimension to recreate their. If not… Bill didn't want to think what they'd do.

…

At home Bill lied Dipper in their bed and called Mabel to check what's happening.

Everything was peaceful, not many noticed that anything was happening, all thanks to barrier Bill set up. Both Stans were furious and Shermy cancelled his visit. Something important came up and he couldn't do anything about it.

If anyone asked Bill, he and his dear twin sister felt Rift being sealed. And that meant Bill was right about their plan.

Looking at Dippers' sleeping face Bill smiled softly. Maybe there is a chance for them to learn to be human again like he did. But who knew...

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I suck at action scenes.

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There may appear few oneshots connected to this story. But that, on random points of time:)