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Ps- a large body of italic script is a flashback


Chapter Five: It's a Crime to love pt 2

The youngest Uchiha laid in the comfort of his warm, soft bed. He had been like that for hours. He didn't have the energy to get up at all. He called his secretary telling her he would be taking the week off. He couldn't work with all the stress he was having. He couldn't believe the reason behind his stress was women.

He had practically blackmailed Naruko into being back with him. After she agreed, Sasuke called his lawyer telling him not to file the divorce,and he worked everything out. He was surprised Naruko agreed to it. Then again, she had only agreed because he mentioned Kakashi. They were becoming to involved for Sasuke's taste. He might have to break that part of the agreement and get rid of Kakashi personally.

After being beat by Naruko, Sasuke came home to find Sakura waiting for him in his bedroom. He was utterly disgusted with her. He even questioned himself for being stupid and letting her get to his head. He gave Sakura a piece of his mind that night, and she left his house in a huff. He thought she left because he told her that hima nd Naruko were no longer divorced. He didn't care one way or another about her. He was just happy to finally have her removed from his house.

That night, the pink haired girl said something that Sasuke couldn't get out his mind. It wasn't everyday Sakura went around making 'deadly' death threats, but she did last night. Sasuke thought about it all night and morning.

Sasuke walked into his huge mansion after visiting Naruko. A small smile was on Uchiha's face as he walked through his house. Naruko had agreed to his plan. Even though he blackmailed her, he still felt like the happiest man in Konoha then. He was getting his woman back.

He made his way to the bathroom to look at the damage done to him. Sasuke had a black eye. Purplish bruises were scattered here and there on his face and body. Sasuke didn't care if he looked like a walking zombie. It was because of Naruko he looked like this, and he didn't mind. He honestly thought he deserved that beating.

The Uchiha then made his way to his bedroom to get ready for bed. Once he entered the room, his smile turned into a frown and his cheery mode left instantly. He had been too happy about Naruko that he had forgot his other problem. Sakura. She layed in the center of his bed wearing a very revealing piece of lingerie.

"Sasuke, what happened to you?" Sakura asked jumping up from her spot on the bed too look at him.

"I thought I told you we were threw" Sasuke said coldly.

Sakura laughed, "You didn't mean th-"

"Yes, I did mean that."

"Sasuke, you can't do this. Not after all we been through" Sakura said sadness driping on her voice.

"Sakura, we have been through nothing" Sasuke said.

"Yes we have! What about our child?" Sakura asked.

"Your child? Im not even sure it's mine"

"What do you mean 'Im not even sure it's mine'! Of course, it's yours. Im dedicated to you and you only" Sakura pleaded.

"Exactly what I said. Are you sure about that? You do get around" Sasuke said.

"Are you implying Im some time of slut?" Sakura questioned.

"Nope, Im saying it. Sakura, you're a slut."

Sakura climbed off the bed and slapped Sasuke across the face. "I gave my life to you, and all you do is get rid me like some slut!"

"Sakura, I want you out my house" Sasuke said unphased by the slap Sakura gave him.

"Why? Is it because of that bitch?!"

Sasuke slapped Sakura who fell on the bed from the force. "She is not a bitch. You are! I want you out my fucking house tonight, Sakura."

"So it is because of her. Did she do that to you too?" Sakura asked glaring at Sasuke.

"Hn"

"I knew it!" Sakura screeched.

"We fixed our problems, and the divorce is no longer being filed" Sasuke said.

"What?!"

"And you are no longer in the picture, so get lost."

"That bitch is going to fucking pay for what she did. Sasuke, you better hid that bitch of yours cuz once Im done with her, you won't even recognise her. Then I'll have you all to myself whether you fucking like it or not!" Sakura yelled then stomped out the room.

Sasuke knew Sakura wasn't capable of doing what she said or at least he thought she couldn't. If she could, he was sure Naruko could handle herself, and maybe finally kill the girl. She was becoming a real nuisance.


Sakura Haruno drove down the highway making her way to pay a nice visit to the bitch who was messing up her life. She had practically kicked Kiba's door down and forced him to tell her where Naruko lives. The address flowed out Kiba's mouth after Sakura threatened to castrate him.

Sakura dislikes Naruko with a passion. Naruko always tried to still her shine since they were kids. Sakura was the perfect angel, and Naruko was the horrible troublemaker. Everyone use to pay attention to Naruko more than they did her. Even Sasuke payed more attention to her. Then when Sasuke went missing, Naruko promised to bring Sasuke back to her, and they kinda formed a bond of friendship ever since the. When she brought Sasuke back, Naruko was attached to his hip everywhere he went. Naruko he married him, and that was it for Sakura.

Everyone always accused Sakura of being jealous of Naruko, and having to take what makes the girl happy. In Sakura's opinion, she was never jealous nor took what made Naruko happy. Naruko always took what made her happy even though she didn't realize it.

Naruko was becoming a real nuisance. Sakura had finally succeeded in winning Sasuke when Naruko was slipping. Naruko didn't even fight back, just left. Sakura had felt accomplished when Naruko gave up willingly. Then Sasuke started craving Naruko again, but the girl wouldn't budge. When Sasuke told her there was no longer a divorce being filed, her heart shattered then pieced itself together with hatred for the blond girl. She was going to get her revenge.

Nothing about Naruko mattered right now because Sakura was going to teach Naruko a lesson for messing with her happiness. Sakura pulled into the driveway of Naruko's house. She killed the engine before thinking her plan over again. Satisfied, Sakura got out her car shutting the door behind her.

Sakura walked up the stairs that led to Naruko's house, and started pounding on the door. The cherry blossom didn't care about anything other than beating the shit out of Naruko. The girl continued pounding until the door suddenly swung open.

"What?! Naruko yelled half asleep.

Sakura pounced on Naruko making the girl fall to the ground with Sakura sitting on the girl. Sakura punched Naruko in the face repeatedly. Naruko pushed Sakura off her standing to her feet.

Naruko wiped the blood from her lip, "Sakura, what the hell are you doing in my house?!"

"Shut the fuck up!" Sakura yelled landing a punch to Naruko's stomach.

Naruko doubled over in pain clutching her stomach, "What the hell is your problem, Sakura?!"

"You!" Sakura screamed kicking Naruko in the side multiple of times. "You're my fucking problem. Why do you always have to mess up my life?!"

Sakura stopped her assualts, and Naruko coughed up blood, "That's funny cuz I always thought you were always messing up my life."

Sakura punched Naruko in jaw, "You're going to die here today, and Im going to have Sasuke to myself."

"You're doing this because of that bastard!" Naruko yelled at Sakura who gave a punch to Naruko's nose.

"He's not a bastard, you bitch! That's why you can't keep a man. That's why Sasuke left you" Sakura taunted.


Naruko was having a delicious dream about ramen when she kept hearing something pounding. Naruko paid it no attention and kept on sleep. The pounding continued becoming harder and harder. Naruko rolled over to look at her clock. The red numbers said 8:17. Naruko groaned then climbed out of bed in her still sleepy state.

This better not be Kiba fucking with me.

Naruko finally made it to the door and swung it open. "What?!" she yelled half alseep.

Naruko barely saw who was at the as she was toppled and fell to the floor. Whoever the person was continuously swung at Naruko hitting wherever their fists connected. Naruko pushed the person off her to and stood up.

Naruko wiped the blood from her lip before looking up to see who attacked her. Sakura!? Honestly, is this fuck with Naruko week or something?! "Sakura, what the hell are you doing in my house?!"

"Shut the fuck up!" Sakura yelled landing a punch to Naruko's stomach. Fuck! When did she learn to do this?

Naruko doubled over in pain clutching her stomach. She wasn't go last long if she didn't get her act together. "What the hell is your problem, Sakura?!"

"You!" Sakura screamed kicking Naruko in the side multiple of times. "You're my fucking problem. Why do you always have to mess up my life?!"

All of a sudden, Sakura stopped kicking her, and Naruko coughed up blood. "That's funny cuz I always thought you were always messing up my life" a smirk on her face as she said that.

Sakura punched Naruko in jaw, "You're going to die here today, and Im going to have Sasuke to myself." Im to what?! She's what?! Did she take some sort of crazy pill this morning?

"You're doing this because of that bastard!" Naruko yelled at Sakura. She's crazier than she looks. Sakura gave a punch to Naruko's nose.

"He's not a bastard, you bitch! That's why you can't keep a man. That's why Sasuke left you" Sakura taunted. Oh bitch, you've done it now.

Naruko stood up wiping the blood off her face, "Take that back you slut!"

"What? That you caught me and Sasuke fucking in yall bedroom, twice. Hell, whenever you would leave, we would fuck in every room of his mansion" Sakura mocked.

"Shut up!" Naruko yelled.

"Why do you think Sasuke hadn't touch you in seven months and never paid attention to you. That depression about work was some lie. Me and Sasuke have been seeing each other for a year. You wasn't as good enough for him as I was."

"Bitch, Im going to kill you!" Naruko screamed her eyes turning from cerulean to ruby red.

"Aww, you're maaa-"

Sakura didn't get to finish her sentence as Naruko grabbed the girl by her neck, dangling her in the air. Sakura gripped at Naruko's hands trying to get them from around her neck. She was failing miserably, and oxygen was becoming unavaliable.

"You're not taking all that shit, now are you, bitch?" Naruko mocked throwing Sakura into the wall.

The girl slumped down the wall taking deep breathes. Once her breathing went back to normal, she got up swinging at Naruko. Naruko dodged all her swings. The blonde kicked Sakura in her stomach.

Sakura let out a blood curdling scream. "Doesn't feel to good, does it? Wait, did I hurt your precious bastard of a baby?" Naruko taunted.


Kiba stepped out his car, not bothering to cut it off or close his door, and ran to the house right in front of him. He had to make sure Naruko was okay after that incident with Sakura earlier.

In the mist of dreams, Kiba heard a loud noise coming from his living room. Sleepily, he went to see what had happened. He found a rather pissed off Sakura, and his front door hanging off the hinges. Kiba was about to cuss the girl out when she grabbed him by his shirt dangling him in the air. Kiba could feel the killer intent oozing off of her as she asked where Naruko lived. Kiba refused to answer but after a punch that had him eating carpet and death threats, Kiba finally broke down and told the girl where his best friend lived.

Once registering what Sakura had asked for, Kiba rushed to put on his clothes and ran out his house, forgetting about the broken door. Kiba had to make sure Naruko wasn't going to get killed or something. Kiba knew Naruko can handle herself, but the girl wasn't a morning person. He would hate to have to find out Sakura to take Naruko out in her sleep. And here he was now.

Upon reaching her house, Kiba noticed the front door open. Kiba ran hoping he wasn't to late, and Sakura hadn't killed the girl. When he went through the front door, he froze completely. Naruko was laid out on the ground with Sakura straddling her. Sakura repeatedly slapped Naruko. Fuck, that is so hot.

"What's going on?"

Kiba screamed practically jumping out his skin. Kiba turned to see a man with silver hair. Kiba caught his breathe seeing it was just Kakashi. "Dunno. Something about Sasuke, I think."

"Bitch, get off me!" Naruko yelled throwing Sakura off her.

Sakura got up on her feet, "You're just a sorry, useless excuse for a woman. Sasuke will never love a slut like you!"

In mere seconds, the room went from warm to freezing. Naruko grabbed the wooden chair from the table and hit Sakura over the head with it. Sakura fell unconscious and Naruko continued to hit her.

"Holy shit! This is bad" Kiba panicked.


Kakashi was packing his suitcases for the long mission he was to be leaving for tomorrow. Kakashi checked all his suitcases making sure he didn't forget anything. Everything was there, but it felt like something was missing.

My book!

Kakashi cringed at remembering where had last seen his book. Naruko's house. Kakashi didn't want to see Naruko for a couple of days, scared that the girl would try to actually kill him. Then it didn't make it no better that he walked out on her refusing to pay that ridiculously high bill.

Throwing his suitcases into the trunk of his car, Kakashi got in to make a stop by Naruko's house. He hoped she was still sleeping so he could sneak in and get it. He didn't want to deal with her wrath at all. It was funny how Kakashi has never been scared about anything in his life and thought about, and here was this girl making him think and avoid her.

Once Kakashi got to Naruko's house, he noticed two other unfamiliar cars. Kakashi walked up to the house noticing the front door open. Kakashi walked into the house to see Sakura and Naruko fight, and Kiba standing at the doorway watching.

"What's going on?" Kakashi asked.

A screamed sounded off and Kiba practically jumped out his skin. Kiba turned to see a man Kakashi standing beside him. Kakashi saw Kiba caught his breathe after realizing it was just Kakashi.

"Dunno. Something about Sasuke, I think." he said.

"Bitch, get off me!" Naruko yelled throwing Sakura off her.

Sakura got up on her feet, "You're just a sorry, useless excuse for a woman. Sasuke will never love a slut like you!"

In mere seconds, the room went from warm to freezing. Naruko grabbed the wooden chair from the table and hit Sakura over the head with it. Sakura fell unconscious and Naruko continued to hit her.

"Holy shit! This is bad" Kiba panicked.

"You slut! Im going to kill you!" Naruko said in a demonic voice still beating Sakura with the now broken chair.

Naruko continued to beat Sakura with the chair. Naruko couldn't hear or see who or what was around her. The only thing she was worried about was practically killing Sakura for starting this.

All of a sudden, Naruko was picked up and moved away from Sakura. Naruko was broken from her trance immediately. She looked up to see Kakashi. Naruko gripped the chair in her hand tighter before hitting Kakashi over the head with it.

"Shit!" Kakashi swore.

"What the hell are you doing here?" Naruko asked as Kiba laughed at Kakashi.

"I was coming to get my book" Kakashi said spotting it where Naruko had thrown it yesterday. Kakashi went over to pick up his book.

"I should've burned it," Naruko snapped "hey, where are you going now?!"

Naruko stared at Kakashi who was about to take a step outside. "I have a mission and you can't come."

The game just got a whole lot better.


Two Chapters in one day! Boy, am I good or what? Whatcha think. I loved those reviews guys. Oh, and thank you all for the birthday wishes. Im sharing my last couple of minutes with yall by giving yall this chapter.

Im 16,

Diya-Chan