Hi everyone!
I'm sorry for not updating sooner, this chapter took me longer than expected to write.

To Cooljoanna14: I will start that chapter as soon as I am done with Magnus Chase and the Sword of Summer. It's a great idea!

BTW, This is not my best writing. I had major writer's block when I was writing this, so it was a bit forced. Sorry ;)

I do not own PJO, because if I did, I would have smacked the movie producers upside the head every time they said,"Yeah, but what if..."

Here's the chapter!

I didn't want to witness it.

If you're reading this because you think you do, my advice to you is this: turn your computer off right now. Believe any lie your parents told you about pyrotechnics, and try to lead a normal life.

Being with Leo is dangerous. Most of the time, it gets you hurt in painful, nasty ways.

If you're a normal person, reading this because you think it's fiction, great. Read on. I envy you for being able to believe that none of this ever happened.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

My name is Piper Mclean.

I'm sixteen years old. Until a few hours ago, I was a camper at Camp Half-Blood, a summer camp for special kids in Long Island, New York.

Am I a special kid?

Yeah. You could say that.

I could start anywhere in my short, miserable day to prove it, but things really started to go bad after lunch, when Percy, Leo, and Jason got bored- one metal-case kid and two immature teenagers heading to the amphitheatre to sing karaoke and rap.

I know- it sounds like torture. Most of Leo's singing is.

But Jason, my boyfriend, was going to be there, so I had hopes.

Annabeth, Hazel, Frank, and I followed them down to the campfire, where Leo had set up a magical radio he had built himself. We sat in the front row, not wanting to miss a thing.

"Super-sized McShizzle has got the right beat for you!" Leo exclaimed happily, a maniacal gleam in his eyes," Get ready to dance the patooties out of you!"

"Hit me with your best shot! Why don't you hit me with your best shot?" blasted out of the speakers.

"Hit me with your best shot!"

"FIRE AWAY!" Leo shouted while throwing a fireball into the sky.

Do I have to mention it freaked everyone out?

It did.

"LEO! What was that for?!" Percy shouted, extremely annoyed at the fireball."Why don't we play something we all want to listen to?"

"Yeah!" Jason agreed. "I prefer music with rain, any kind of precipitation, actually. Except snow. Anything but snow." He shuddered.

"Me, too!" Percy added happily. "I know just the station!"

We were expecting a song about rain, but we were definitely not expecting two boys running around singing "It's Raining Men" in nothing but shorts with sticks as microphones.

That's exactly what happened.

Eventually(20 seconds into the song), Leo got tired of watching, and left.

So the boys just continued singing.

After about 10 songs, Percy and Jason were tired of dancing, and stopped to take a break(though not before putting their shirts back on, to Annabeth's and my dismay).

"She's just a girl and she's on fire…"

"TURN IT OFF!" I yelled.

It was too late.

CRASH!

A sound like an entire stack of celestial bronze weapons and shields being knocked over resonated throughout the valley.

"Change the channel! Hurry! Just do something!" I shouted, charmspeak creeping into my voice.

BANG!

" Um, guys, I think that was the new smoke bomb prototype cabin 9 was working on," Frank said timidly, just as a giant cloud of pink smoke rose into the sky.

"It was," Percy confirmed, as he tried to turn the radio off. "Ugh! I don't know how Leo built it, but I can't turn it off!"

"Let me do it!" Annabeth said.

BOOM!

"I set fire to the rain…, The ring of fire, a ring of fi…, Everything's on fire!..., There's a flame between us…,"

"Ugh! The only songs on have the word fire in them! What are we going to do?" Annabeth threw her hands in the air in exasperation.

Leo raced into the amphitheatre.

"Radio!" he pointed at the radio,"Play Leo station 2439!" The song came back on.

"...and she's not backing down…,"

Leo ignited his hands.

"THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!"

FWOOM!

Camp HalfBlood was in flames: it was worse than the time Thalia drove the sun chariot into the canoe lake. Naiads and dryads were running around screaming, along with most of the campers (The ones that weren't were walking around in a daze, or passed out from shock).

"LEO!" Multiple voices shouted at once.

He smiled sheepishly.

"Sorry, guys. I guess I forgot the smoke was flammable."

Annabeth death-glared him.

"Setting the entire camp on fire is not funny!"

Percy couldn't help himself.

"You gotta admit, it kinda is."

You do not want to be Percy at the moment.

And there it is! I hoped you liked it! This was inspired by multiple headcanons of Leo freaking everyone out. I love that dude!

Please review! It warms my heart!

The songs are This Girl Is on Fire by Alicia Keys, Hit Me With Your Best Shot by Pat Benatar, Set Fire To The Rain by Adele, The Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash, Everything's on Fire by Hunters and Collectors, On Fire by Bruno Mars

Please post ideas. If you want a specific oneshot, don't be afraid to tell what it is!

Ship Solangelo, eat peanut-butter sandwiches, and love Leo!

Love,

mems1223