[17 missed calls]
Sherlock: Mycroft has given me an allowance and kicked me out of the flat.
Sherlock: He says it was your idea.
Sherlock: Hermione
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Sherlock: I am BORED
Sherlock: How could you do this to me?
Sherlock: Mum is my new favorite family member.
Sherlock: Nevermind, mum's just asked me when I'm getting married. But I'm still not happy with you.
Sherlock: Hermione
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Sherlock: Answer me
Sherlock: Hermione
Sherlock: You suck
Sherlock: Hermione
Sherlock: Hermioneeeeeeeeee
Sherlock: Hermione
Sherlock: Stop ignoring meeeeeee
Sherlock: Hermione
Hermione: I only told him to put his foot down if you were being deliberately irritating and/or childish. It's not like he isn't still giving you an allowance. Learn to budget. It's not difficult. PS, I've not been I've not been ignoring you, I've been at work.
Hermione: Find a flat, find a flat mate, and pretend to be an adult.
Sherlock: You suck
Sherlock: I hope you die in a fire
Sherlock: I will bother you more later, Lestrade is here
Hermione: Have fun storming the castle. Tell Greg I say hello.
Sherlock: Greg?
Hermione: Lestrade. Idiot.
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Hermione: Have you found a flat yet?
Sherlock: 221B Baker St. Owner is Hudson. Bit pricy, but she's given me a discount for prior services.
Hermione: I'll be sure to stop by this weekend. Need help moving?
Sherlock: Mycroft is sending minions. Come on Sunday, should be settled then.