A/N: This is stupid. I know.
And I don't want to upset anyone on this idea. I actually really like the new 100 dollar bill that the Canadians are going to have. It's a really cool idea.
Anything said is not my opinion. I just wrote what I thought America would say about his brother's money.
Alfred F. Jones, the personification of the United States of America, almost burst out laughing when the commercial ended. Keyword being almost.
"M-Mattie," Alfred covered his mouth for a moment. "Plastic money? Really?" The man couldn't keep it in any longer, he began laughing. That is, until 'Mattie' hit his head, causing him to fall.
"It's not funny, Al. I suggest you do the same thing. I know a lot of your people make counterfeits too. The new plastic will make it a hundred times harder for someone to make a counterfeit."
"Yeah, but did you have to put a maple leaf on it?" Alfred began laughing again.
Matthew Williams, the proud personification of Canada, hit his brother again. "Yes. It is my national symbol. Look at your money; no one even knows what those symbols on the back mean. Is that the Eye of Ra? No one knows!"
Alfred stopped laughing. "Hey… You're right… My government is so secretive about these things. A lot of people think they are linked to conspiracy theories or occults."
"Didn't you have any say in what your bills looked like?" Matthew asked.
"Of course! But everyone voted no on my hamburger idea. I just wanted a little picture of one, though!"
Matthew sighed. And his brother thought his new bill was stupid?