Sherlock: Guess what.
Hermione: What?
Sherlock: Serial suicides.
Hermione: Different victims?
Sherlock: Yes?
Hermione: Not certain, but I think they call those homicides.
Sherlock: Shut up. Smartarse. I've got a new flatmate.
Hermione: And you /like/ this one.
Sherlock: He likes me. Thinks I'm brilliant.
Hermione: Instead of an asshole?
Sherlock: Well, according to his blog it's more like as well as.
Hermione: What's his blog?
Sherlock: .uk
Hermione: Arrogant, imperious, pompous, "not safe" but fascinating…
Hermione: You're going to be totally codependent heterosexual lifemates, I can already tell.