Hermione: Your new favorite person thinks you're a psychopath.

Sherlock: I tried to introduce him to the term high-functioning sociopath, but he's a bit dense.

Hermione: Don't confuse the poor boy.

Sherlock: He's 39.

Hermione: He writes like he's younger.

Hermione: I stand by my characterization.

Hermione: When you get bored, torture Mycroft for these reports he's demanding I finish by Monday.

Sherlock: Anything for you.

Hermione: Anything you'd do anyway