Between Lives

by LeighaGreene

Takes place beginning after the end of HP7 (not epilogue compliant, slight AU) and runs through Sherlock 3.1 (Empty Hearse) so far. Series of shorts. Hermione is Sherlock's cousin. T for language. See preface for more background. Also, no real plot, just lurking around the edges of the original stories and fun might-have-beens. HG/FW/GW (off screen); no pairing for Sherlock

16. 2010, April

Hermione: You owe me fifty quid. And a life debt.

Sherlock: What did you do?

Hermione: Called Jim from IT, obviously.

Sherlock: Why did he stop?

Hermione: Why did you play his game?

Sherlock: Repeat: I think I'm in love. Help.

Sherlock: How do you make it stop?

Sherlock: Hermioneeeee

Hermione: *condescending head pats*

Sherlock: Psychopath

Hermione: Only when I have to be.

Sherlock: …and screencap

Hermione: Jackass. Come meet your niece.

…

Sherlock: John is in New Zealand. Want to go visit your parents?

Hermione: Pretty sure he went there to get some space. You should not under any circumstances go stalk your flatmate in New Zealand.

Sherlock: He took Sara with him.

Hermione: Sarah is his girlfriend. He is not trying to get away from Sarah.

Sherlock: How do you know?

Hermione: Sarah does not get him blown up or shot at. If you are that bored, come over and babysit so I can get work done. Also, I have told Mycroft not to let you leave the country.

Sherlock: …Fine. Eta 20.