Rick entered the shop and approached his table, when he got the table he saw that Morty had finished the rest of the pizza.
"Geez Morty, yo- you think you ate enough?" Rick said sarcastically as he sat down.
"Oh sorry Rick, but you know I- I'm a fourteen- year old boy sitting here with a pizza you know? I- I can't control my appetite. Still though, sorry about that." Morty said.
"Ahh that's alright Morty, I understand. I got my fill anyway. Now lets just wait for the check and then we- we'll get outta here M- *buuuurrrrrp* Morty. I think it's safe to say we lost those aliens from earlier, My flask is getting empty anyways." Rick said looking down the opening of his nearly drained flask.
"Yeah a- alright Rick, that sounds like a pretty solid-" Morty was interrupted at the sound of the door slamming open, he look over to see their pursuers had found them.
"There they are! The tall pale one said pointing in their direction.
"Oh fuck me" Rick mumbled under his breathe. He then heard another loud noise as the guy wearing the fedora and the apron from before jumped up on top of his table.
"I knew it!" the man yelled well pointing at Rick and Morty. "You must be alien scouts send by the same aliens that sent the-" before the man could finish he tripped and fell face- first off the table.
"Sir, do you by chance suffer from some form of mental re- *buuurrrp* retardation?" Rick question, clearly annoyed. The man looked back up and raised a finger as if to begin a long winded speech at Rick, but before he could the same boy from before started talking.
"Oh my gosh! Ronaldo, are you ok!?" the boy asked, sounding concerned.
"Umm… Yeah Steven, I'm… I'm just fine." Ronaldo said, sounding embarrassed before he crawled under the cloth of his table.
Hmm, Ronaldo and Steven, Morty thought to himself.
The tall red alien shook her head, wondering how Steven could get so easily distracted. "We have found your secret hiding place, there is no point in running any longer!" She said
By this time the waitress, an older man (her father, Rick guessed) and an old woman had came out from the kitchen. The dad was holding a broom, and the old lady was holding what looked like a shotgun.
"What is going on out here!" The man yelled.
Rick, ignoring the man and turning his attention toward the red alien lady, yelled back. "I already told you we're not here to kill anybody or something! And besides, do- don't you guys have something better to do than annoy us!"
"Annoy you!?" The white one started yelling. "For your information, we are the Crystal Gems! We-" as the white one kept rambling Rick noticed a red light in the corner of his eye, he looked in that direction and saw a fire exit conveniently close to him and Morty.
"And if you think we're just doing this to annoy you, well let me tell you- huh?" The last part the pale one said as she looked up from the dramatic pose she had taken during her rant only to notice that the Old man and the boy were gone, the fire exit had been flung open and a twenty dollar bill that was floating in the air, coming to rest on the table as if someone had threw it on the there in a hurry. Before she could say another word the tall red woman grabbed her by the arm and they all started running after their targets.
Rick and Morty ran around some of the buildings for a while until they saw a boy with curly hair moving around some empty crates with the word "Potatoes" written on them. Morty also noticed the boy looked at bit like that "Ronaldo" guy.
"Listen kid, I- I got ten dollars and you can have it all if we can hide in these potato crates!" Rick said to the kid. The boy took a moment to look them over as if deciding whether or not to accept his offer.
"...You've got five minutes." The kid said.
"Hey thanks kid, yo- you know if you ever need anyone to disappear just-" Rick said before he was interrupted by his grandson "Rick!" Morty yelled pulling Rick back into the situation.
"Oh, r- right!" Rick said handing the kid the money.
Rick and Morty both grabbed a crates, turned them upside down and got underneath them (they turned them upside down so they couldn't see them from the top by looking down the opening, just in case you were wondering). Geez, it's really tight in here Morty thought to himself.
"How is it we keep losing them!" Amethyst yelled as they just so happened to come to a stop right in front of the crates Rick and Morty were hiding in, presumably so the Steven kid could catch his breath. God dammit! Rick thought to himself when he noticed this.
"They couldn't have gone far! Garnet can't you see where they-" She was then interrupted by the sound of wood breaking. She looked and saw that the boy from before had fallen out of a now broken crate.
"I knew that crate was tight but I didn't think it was that tight." Morty said to himself. Rick realized this and lifted his crate off of him, throwing it off to his side.
"Well that's good stolen money I'm not gonna get back. Stupid cheap ass potato crates!" Rick yelled to himself. He began looking around and noticed the aliens had surrounded them. "Haha! We gotcha!" Amethyst yelled triumphantly.
"*sigh* If I answer your stupid questions will you leave us alone?" Rick said, more annoyed than before.
"Hmm..." The red one said, thinking the situation over.