A/N: Fem!US and Fem!Can! Yay!
"Us chicks have it rough, Mattie!"
"How so, Amelia?" Matilda asked.
"Because almost all of the countries are guys!" Amelia threw up her arms for emphasis. "We have to show them that even though there's like, five girl nations, we can handle everything just like them. Sometimes even better."
Matilda sighed, preparing herself for the full rant that was about to ensue.
"Remember my Civil War? I was like split-personality, psycho and I was still able to pull my country together. Then all those damn Commies were trying to take over! Even Iggy was like a total totalitarian to me when we were colonies! You and me Mattie, we have to stick together!" Amelia slung her arm over her sister.
"Sure, Amelia. But… I'm not going for you, still." Matilda shrugged off Amelia's arm. "I'm straight, so stop trying so hard."
Amelia 'aww'ed and flung herself onto the couch. "Even after I went through all that trouble with the speech and sticking together?" Matilda nodded. "Well, phooey."
"And I'm not getting rid of Ismael."
Amelia pouted.