A/N: ...I have no comment. Pfft.
"Squishy, squishy!"
"A-Al! W-What are you doing?" Matilda blushed furiously as Alfred squished her breasts.
"They're so squishy! See, watch." Alfred squished them again and Matilda's face burned redder.
"S-Stop that, Al! G-Girls don't like it when people do that!" Matilda covered her chest with her arms and turned from Alfred.
"Ahh. You always take my fun away." Alfred looked over at the sleeping Korean on the couch. "Hmmm." Alfred crept closer to Yong-Soo and then leapt on him, squishing his non-existent breasts.
"A-Ah!" Yong-Soo shot up and the two bumped foreheads. "A-Alfred! What the hell, da ze!"
"Ow ow ow. You weren't supposed to sit up like that."
Matilda laughed. "Serves you both right. Alfred, you need to stop squishing people's chests and Yong-Soo, you need to stop claiming people's breasts as your own."
The two boys just kept rubbing their heads and groaned.