A/N: I was watching Rosanne the other day and they started talking about feminism. ...Al can be a douche, but he's a sweetie on the inside.
"Women are made to make babies. Period."
"What did you say?"
"Women make babies, the end."
Matilda scoffed. "That is so discriminatory, Alfred."
"I'm sorry if the truth hurts, sis."
Matilda puffed her cheeks and glared at her twin. "How can you sit there and say that? It's degrading. Oh! And I supposed women are supposed to be bare-foot in the kitchen. Hm?"
Alfred looked over to his little sister. "Yup. And the man works and brings home money. That's how it should be."
"You're such an ass, Alfred." Matilda stood up and stalked out of the room, to the kitchen to get herself a cup of tea.
"Yeah, I know." His stomach growled. "Could you get me something to eat?"
Matilda threw the loaf of bread at him.
Alfred smirked. "You know I'm just kidding, right sis?" He grabbed the bread and went into the kitchen. "I just don't like seeing you with other guys." He smiled weakly.
Matilda looked up from her tea. "That's still no reason to say those things. I thought Mr. America was all about equality?"
"I am! Didn't ya hear me? I was joking! I just don't want to see you get knocked up and spend your life as a housewife."
Matilda blushed. "I-I'm not going to get knocked up, Al. And even if I did, I would never let that stop me from getting a job and stuff."
"I guess… I just worry for you. You're my little sis and my twin, no less." Alfred hugged his sister then said, "So… about that sandwich?"
"Make yourself a sammich, Al."