Gravity Fell Chapter 4: Dipper vs Manliness 2, a gravity falls fanfic

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Gravity Fell

A Gravity Falls FanFiction

Rated: T for Mild Language and Some Sexuality

Summary: 5 years after their trip to Gravity Falls the Pines Twins return after learning that one of their Great Uncles has passed on. As they spend time there to mourn and reflect Dipper becomes torn between two girls, his first crush and his Girlfriend.

Pairings: Dipcifica (Dipper X Pacifica), Wendipper (Dipper X Wendy), Soosody (Soos X Melody)

Chapter 4: Dipper vs. Manliness 2: The Revengeance

Greasy's Diner

Gravity Falls, Oregon

October 3rd, 2017

2:00 pm

Dipper pulled his Ford Firebird up to Greasy's Diner and he, Mabel and Pacifica piled out of the car Mabel from the Passenger side and Pacifica from the back seat behind Dipper. Dipper grabbed onto Pacifica's hand as they entered, the bell jingle from the front door causing an uncomfortable shiver to go down Pacifica's spine. Dipper looked at his Girlfriend worriedly, reminded of the way her Parents treated her as a kid, using a bell to force her to obey them. The Diner was pretty empty for the most part, save for the people that worked there...

"Well bless my stars! If it isn't Dipper and Mabel Pines! You two are a sight for sore eye!"

That Southern Drawl and one-eye joke could only mean one person, Lazy Susan approached the trio her appearance not changing since they last saw her 5 years ago. Mabel smiled and embraced the old lady, much to her surprise.

"Lazy Susan! It's so good to see you again too!"

Lazy Susan patted Mabel on the back and eventually Mabel let go. Susan's smile faded after a few moments of silence.

"I heard about Stan...I am so sorry darlings."

Dipper and Mabel only nodded in response, they came here to get their mind off that after all.

"Thank you."

Susan led Dipper, Mabel and Pacifica to a familiar booth, in fact it was the same booth that Dipper and Mabel sat down at during "Dipper vs. Manliness". Dipper sat down next to Pacifica while Mabel sat across from them, Dipper smiled a little as he thought about that day.

"Sitting here brings back memories, memories of probably one of the most embarrassing days of my life."

Pacifica blinked in confusion.

"I wasn't there with you that day you're going to have to elaborate."

Mabel smiled as she too reminisced about that day.

"Grunkle Stan once took us here because we complained about being hungry, he tried being a cheapskate about it though and ordered us salad dressing and ketchup. That's when Dippin' dots here had the brilliant plan to test out a "Manliness Machine" that was set up here in the Diner but he failed miserably and was shown up by Wendy's father Manly Dan. After that Dipper went into the forest and tried to become more "Manly" by learning from some local Minotaurs or "Manotaurs" as they called themselves. Dipper passed every test they gave him however when they gave him a test that would've involved him killing the Multi-Bear he refused and stood up for himself which Grunkle Stan said was pretty manly."

Pacifica listened to Mabel's story intently while Dipper blushed from embarrassment.

"I'm still not sure if Grunkle Stan meant what he said or he was just trying to make me feel better about myself. Guess I'll never know..."

The uncertainty in Dipper's voice made Mabel frown but just as she was about to say something suddenly Dipper's Lumberjack Hat was yanked off his head.

"Hey! What the?..."

Dipper was interrupted as a familiar Blue and White Trucker Hat with a blue Pinetree was placed on his head in its place. Dipper got over his initial shock as he looked up to see a now 20 year old Wendy Corduroy, his first crush/Best Friend standing there. Wendy hadn't really changed since Dipper last saw her, she was the same height, her hair was the same length and she wore pretty much the same clothing as the last time he saw her. Dipper's eyes widened like saucers and a blush appeared on his face, much to the jealousy of his Girlfriend.

"Wendy?"

Wendy giggled and gave Dipper a brief hug, furthering Pacifica's jealousy.

"It's nice to see you too man."

Wendy then sat down next to Mabel, joining the trio at the booth much to Pacifica's disgust. She gave Dipper's hand a tight, painful squeeze as if to remind him that she was right there while he was gawking at Wendy.

"Ow...so what brings you here Wendy?"

Wendy smiled, seemingly unaware of the awkward situation she was creating between the couple. Even as Pacifica was glaring daggers at her as she continued to squeeze Dipper's hand, causing her Boyfriend much discomfort.

"I called the Mystery Shack to ask Soos if you two had arrived yet, he told me that you two were headed to Greasy's Diner so here I am."

Mabel smiled and hugged Wendy from the side, something she used to do to Dipper when they were kids. It showed how much Mabel cared for her, sort of like a Big Sister she never had.

"Well I'm glad you're here Wendy, it wouldn't feel like a trip to Gravity Falls without you."

Wendy smiled and returned the hug, the two breaking apart shortly thereafter. Pacifica scoffed and turned her head up in disgust, finally easing up on Dipper's hand, in fact she let it go completely much to Dipper's surprise and disappointment.

"Well if Wendy is going to stay then I'm not paying the bill after all."

Wendy shrugged, her optimistic smile never wavering.

"That's fine by me, I can get us free Pancakes."

Pacifica looked at her in confusion.

"Huh? What are you going to rob this place?"

Wendy shook her head.

"No no no silly, look."

Wendy pointed to the head of the Diner and there stood a new looking "Manliness Machine". It had more tiers than the previous one but the prize was still the same, highest score wins a large stack of Pancakes. Wendy stood up and cracked her knuckles as she approached the Machine.

"Just you watch, one free stack of Pancakes coming right up!"

Not willing to be upstaged by Wendy, Pacifica got up from her seat and walked over to the Machine as well.

"No! I'LL win us the free Pancakes! You just step aside and watch!"

Wendy shrugged and stood aside.

"Ok girl, you do it. This I gotta see."

Pacifica took a deep breath and let it out, reaching to the lever before hesitating and pulling her hand back.

"On second thought it probably has hillbilly germs all over it! Dipper sweetie, why don't you do it for me?"

Dipper got up from his seat and walked over to the Machine. Mabel stood up in her seat so she could see, cheering her Twin Brother on.

"You can do it Dipper!"

Dipper smiled at Mabel's encouragement and cracked his knuckles much like Wendy did before grabbing the lever and squeezing it with all his might. Unlike the last time where the Machine only reached the bottom Tier "Wimp", this time it lit up all the way to the top tier of "Manliest Man" much to the surprise of both Pacifica and Wendy. The only one not surprised was his Sister Mabel who gave her Brother an encouraging thumbs up. Dipper then let go of the lever and flexed, showing off his no longer noodley arms to everyone in the Diner.

"Looks like the free Pancakes are on me! Oh yeah!"

Snapping out of her shock Wendy approached the machine and squeezed it with all her might and much like her Father Manly Dan Corduroy did 5 years ago, the tiers lit up so fast that the machine spontaneously combusted, the plastic bust of a muscled man on top falling apart. Wendy let go of the lever and slapped her hands together, leaving everyone in the Diner stunned including a blushing Dipper, an awestruck Mabel and a furious Pacifica. Wendy smiled with pride and picked the plate of pancakes up, showing it off like a trophy. But then she saw a look of disappointment in Dipper's eyes and any pride she had just a second ago was pushed to the side, after all he was her Best Friend and she was NOT going to be a pigheaded braggart like her Father. Wendy extended the Pancake Platter to Dipper with an apologetic smile much to his confusion.

"Tell you what dude, how about we call it a tie?"

She kept the Pancake platter held up with one hand while she extended her other fist to Dipper, after a few moments Dipper returned the smile before fist bumping with Wendy.

"A tie it is, now let's eat these Pancakes before they get cold."

Dipper and Wendy brought the Pancake platter over to their booth and everyone started to dig in. Well, everyone except Pacifica who just sat there clutching her silverware a look of extreme jealousy on her face and in her eyes. She couldn't believe it but it appeared to her that Dipper still had a thing for Wendy Corduroy, and she was NOT okay with that. At all.

To Be Continued...

(A/N: Thank you for reading! Hope you liked this Chapter!)

Next Time: Chapter 5: Goodbye Stan