Hey guys! So you loved chapter 1? Well you'll also love chapter 2! More humorous arguments on the way!

Chapter 2

Alea was having a hard time making dinner for Raditz, who actually demanded that she'd make some or he'd blast her house away. She was humming a happy tune when Raditz walked in from training outside.

"Girl, shut up! You sound like a constipated cow!", Raditz said.

"Oh yeah? Well get out of here, The awful stench radiating from you is giving me a migrane!", Alea retorted.

"Why you little!", Raditz cursed.

"Awww shut up you hairy ape! Get out before I rip your tail off , I'm trying to do a nice thing by cooking you your dinner but no, you're really getting on my nerves Raditz!", Alea yelled.

"When exactly will my dinner be ready? I don't want those dirty hands touching my food much longer.", Raditz said.

"Well ,I guess it'll take longer depending on how you act!", Alea said, she was getting madder by the second.

"Well, you better get done in time or I'll.", Raditz said before Alea interrupted him.

"Or you'll what? You are such a big hairy ape! This is my house! Remember? You follow my rules!", Alea said.

"Yeah yeah, I've already heard that a billion times.", Raditz said peeking over Alea's shoulder.

"Don't you have better things to do other than peek over my shoulder? Why are you doing that anyways?", Alea asked.

"I'm making sure you don't poison my food.", Raditz said.

"Like I would do that, I wish I could but I can't.", Alea said.

Alea shooed Raditz out of the kitchen so she could cook his dinner, she was all alone now and could concentrate better on making saiyan sized helpings, she knew Raditz would have a large appetite just like Goku, she set out the buffet and proceeded to call Raditz in for dinner when she felt Piccolo's distinct energy closing in. Piccolo landed on the lawn in front of Alea's house.

"Hey Piccolo, why are you here?", Alea asked.

"Oh, the old fart [Kami] requested for me to stay here and make sure that Raditz didn't harm you.", Piccolo said.

"Old fart? Oh, you mean Kami! Please come in! I've got a perfect place near here in which you can train.", Alea said.

Raditz landed on the ground outside Alea's house, he could hear a conversation going on inside. Raditz entered the kitchen.

"Oh! Hey Raditz!", Alea said.

"Is dinner ready?", Raditz asked.

"Sure is, come sit down.", Alea said.

Raditz noticed Piccolo sitting in a chair in the corner drinking from a canteen.

"What is he doing here?", Raditz asked.

"Oh, Kami sent him here to make sure you don't kill me.", Alea said.

"Kami? Who's that?", Raditz asked.

"He's the guardian of Earth, Duh.", Alea said as Piccolo smirked, Piccolo apparently thought their little exchanges were hilarious.

"Humerngurb", Raditz said with his mouth full.

"What was that?", Alea asked.

"This is good!", Raditz yelled in her ear, Piccolo could barely hold in his amused chuckles.

"Ow! Stupid ape! I could've lost my hearing!", Alea yelled.

"It ain't my fault, you were the one who couldn't hear me.", Raditz said and smirked in victory thinking he had won the battle.

"I'm just gonna ignore you. Hey Piccolo! You wanna spar?", Alea asked.

"No thanks, I think I'll pass.", Piccolo said.

"Aw well, it was worth a shot anyway. What about you monkey?", Alea asked.

"Nah, why would I wanna fight a weakling like you?", Raditz said.

"Why you little!", Alea cursed.

"Now now, we don't wanna blow a casket do we?", Raditz asked adding to Alea's rage.

Alea's foot went flying by Radditz face, but she managed to throw a solid punch.

"Now now, we wouldn't want to wreck your nice house.", Raditz said.

"You! Me! Outside now!", Alea screamed and walked towards the door.

"Okay!", Raditz said following Alea.

What kind of beating does Alea have in store for Raditz ? Find out in the next exciting chapter!