Disclaimer: I own nothing , this is purely a fanfic for enjoyment. Cross-over from various games , books, anime, manga, and movies. The familiar characters you see here belongs to their respected authors and owners.

Warning: This chapter have a mature scene.

Hello, my name is Zed, author of Death's new entertainment reboot, I can't believe alot of people read this fic, I mostly just write what comes to me with no predetermined plot line at all, some do good while others just don't click, seriously my chapters are 1k words at most per chapter and it's a slow build yet for some reason this fic, alot of people are reading it. So here am I now laughing at memory lane where Jiraiya was put on trial for molesting Hatake Kakashi, it really does warm my heart to how well it went, the next arc was gonna be the Chunnin exam.

So here am I now trying to write the next plot when I received an email.

Dear Author of Death's new entertainment reboot, I really like your work, if you ever need some inspiration.

Click Here

"What!, you have to be better than that, it's just a virus, but I can't help but get my curiosity peaked." I said as I clicked said link.

For some reason my personal computer was suddenly blinking fast to faster.

"Oh heck no, I ain't buying a new computer." I said as I click for some spyware and malware programs, but it didn't do anything and a bright flash of light emitted from my computer and I knew no more.

I woke up smelling the an antiseptic of some kind, "great I'm in a hospital" I thought as I began sit straight to get a better view at my sorrounding.

I saw a nurse who was writing some notes when he saw me sit up, she began to stare at me in shock and dropped her notes and ran away shouting "Doctor!".

Couple of minutes later a doctor with his league of nurses went to my room.

"Hi how are you." The doctor in japanese.

I stare at the doctor and pondered "Hey that was japanese, the heck?", so I answered "I'm fine" in english, at least that was what I thought when I replied "I'm fine" in japanese. What the heck is going on.

"It's a miracle, patent 001 or patient Tsuna, a male genin 12 year old who was in a coma is alive, it's a miracle."

"Whose Tsuna?." I said to them which confused them.

"Oh dear, patient seems to have memory loss, we hope we can remedy that later, what is important is that you're alive."

"Great, just great, apparently I'm in a body of a comatose patient." I thought.

"Excuse me sir, do you happen to know where we are?." I asked the doctor.

"Poor child, we're in the village of Sunagakure, now I'll leave you to rest for now as I'll write a report to the Kazekage. Said the doctor as he left with the nurses.

I sigh as I looked at my sorrounding, I found an envelope near my table, "must be my stuff." I said as I opened the envelope.

How do you like my gift, you are now in the same universe as the one you've written.

Signed

Death.

P.S

I left a present for you, say status.

I sighed at the paper in front of me which bursted into flames as I finished reading.

"I'm so screwed, eh, what the heck, status." I said as I check my status.

Name: Tsuna (Formerly Zed)

Class: Author

Title: The forbidden one

I snort at my tittle, "it's more the the bedridden one", I thought I scrolled down further.

Level: One

Health- 200

Mana/ Chakra- 200

Str-10

Vit- 10

Agi- 10

Dex- 10

Luck- 10

Skills

- Henge

- Suna Bunshin

- Kawarimi

- Plot devices

*able to summon tools and resources at the cost of chakra.

- Plot wall

*able to summon an obstacles to halt an opponents attacks.

- Breaking the 4th wall

*?

I was so engrossed that I completely ignored a nurse having sex next door.

"Hmm plot devices." I said as I wanted to test out my skill, but for the life of me I count think straight with the ninja and nurse having sex next door.

"I'm gonna cum!."

"Oh baby, it's not my safe day today but, I'm glad you're wearing a condom so cum with all your might."

"Ahhhhhhh."

"That was the best babe."

"Honey why is there a slurry feeling down there?, what why are you not wearing a condom?."

"Ahh, no wonder it felt so good...crap."

And so the couple argued back and forth next door while I stared blankly at my hand, a sticky wet condom covered with vaginal juices and pre-cum.

"Eww." I said as I throwed the thing away from me.

Authors Note: This will either make or break the story, who knows, at least it's a supposedly new concept.