13: Penguin — Hazuki Nagisa
Cute looks can be deceiving.
The concrete you were sitting on burned like coals, and you felt like you were being roasted alive.
A certain perky blonde poked his head out of the water. "[f/n]-chan! You look like you're about to melt!" You don't fucking say.
"Hey, Mako-chan, would it be okay if [f/n]-chan joins us? I mean, look at her!" He dramatically gestured towards you, which you took as an offense.
"Why not? I mean, it is really hot, after all. C'mon, [f/n]-san."
"But I don't have a swimsuit." You sighed exasperatedly.
Nagisa swam over to the side of the pool you were sitting by, grabbed your arm, and piped up. "It's okay, you can skinny di-"
You snatched your arm back. "Goddammit, Nagisa! No. Fucking. Way."
"Awww, fine!" He pouted, and your left eye twitched. "I'll just have to find some other way to cool you down, then." He pushed himself out of the water and ran off to God-knows-where.
After a while, he came back. He was approaching you with his back straight, shoulders raised to his neck, and hands behind his back. "Wank wank wank!"
You realized what stunt he was trying to pull, and started giggling madly at his silliness. "Mother of God, Nagisa. Gunter may sound like that on TV, but penguins don't wank-wank in real life!"
"I know." He crouched down in front of you and winked. His cheeky smile must've been infecting you, because you felt your own cheeks aching from being stretched too much.
"Is this what you meant by 'cooling me down'?"
"Hmm, nope!" He flashed you a toothy grin, and what he did next utterly shocked you.
He pulled on your collar.
And dumped ice cubes down your shirt.
"NAGISA!"
A/N:
I've learned to never trust cute people.
That's why I don't trust myself anymore. /kicked to the pool
I don't have much to say. Ohwait, I feel like I forgot what I had to say, but fuck it. I'll remember in time for the next chapter.
Review? It's finger exercise. /murdered
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