Guess who's watching their favourite Disney movie right now? This gal! Zenon: The 21st Century Girl was my favourite when I was little. XD Now I'm making my brother watch it while he falls asleep.

Also, I went to a water park yesterday and while floating down the lazy river, I thought, I haven't seen any men holding hands. Because that's what I think when I'm with super-Christian people. /facepalm

And thus, when I got home, this was born. (Plus a couple more.)

I don't own Hetalia.

Gilbert watched as all the couples he passed held hands, walked against each other, did couple-y things. He wanted to do couple-y things! But he wasn't part of a conventional "couple," he was gay and he wanted to show it off!

So as he and Matthew, and Matthew's stupid, annoying, unawesome brother, walked through the water park, Gilbert expertly began nudging Matthew's hand with his own, trying to hint at him to hold them.

But Gods was Matthew oblivious. Cute, but oblivious.

The blond, when poked, would glance at Gilbert and smile that cute, adorable, brain-melting smile, and then giggle, and not hold Gilbert's hand.

As the three floated down the lazy, winding river, Gilbert would tug on Matthew's hand, maybe trying to get him to hold on for just a bit longer, without it seeming that way, but that didn't work.

He pulled him up the stairs to different slides, through crowds, hell! he even grabbed his hand while waiting in line, but none of it worked! Matthew would just smile, giggle, and let go.

On their millionth run through the river, Gilbert was floating on his back, eyes closed as the sun was just above them. He could feel the rays seeping through his sun screen and into his albino skin, burning him like a lobster. He was floating on his back, minding his own business, when all of a sudden, he felt his right hand become warmer in the cold water.

He squinted and tilted his head and saw a shock of yellow floating next to him, purple eyes squinting right back at him.

Blushing red (though you couldn't see it), Gilbert squeezed and Matthew smiled, laying his head back and closing his eyes.

It was perfect, Gilbert thought. He and Matthew, holding hands in public, floating down a cool river in the sun. Just the two of them.

Until, that is, Alfred decided to jump on them and nearly drown Gilbert. After surfacing, Gilbert could swear he saw Alfred giving him the stink-eye behind Matthew's back.