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Chapter 6: "Season's End"

Gasping, Harley and the Joker popped back into their world.

"Puddin?" Harley whispered. "You okay?"

The Joker nodded. "Perfectly fine, my dear. Just bumped my head on one of those rocks. Couldn't make me worse than I am now!"

Harley relaxed. "Good, because I want to talk with you about something." After the Joker positioned himself into a relaxed state, she continued. "This vacation seems like it's been more trouble than it's worth. Why don't we just go back to the way things used to be? Only this time, we can have a more informal schedule. Just hang out and talk, plan our murder attempts that way. Who knows, maybe we can get some some kind of group together with the other villains."

The Joker pouted. "But Harles, they're frightened of me. Ah, I'm just kidding. Fear is an excellent motivator!"

Harley smiled. "So, you wanna get back to our house? I'm sure that Ivy is getting sick of the hyenas." The Joker smiled.

They got up, brushed the dirt and cosmic grit off their clothes, and started walking into the sunset...right before a police car came. Officer Harvey Bullock stumbled out, holding a half-eaten donut and brandishing a gun.

"Hey, you! Get on the ground and don't try anything stupid!" he mumbled.

Harley and the Joker shrugged, looked at each other, and broke into a furious run. The chase was on!

…

Rubber Ducky Man was miffed. You come to a dimension, trying to conquer it with rubber ducks, and they call you a nut. Next moment, you're stuffed in a jail cell, sandwiched between two other criminals who look like they could eat you for lunch. Fortunately, he had a backup plan.

"Okay," our valiant hero whispered, fearful of waking the lumbering oafs up, "let's see if I still remember how to do this. Accio teleportation gun!" The gun flew into the cell, neatly depositing it inside his hand. Mental magic: It really helps!

He fired the gun at the ceiling, jumped on his cellmates face's ("Ow!"), and clambered into the portal with a cry of "FOR JUSTICE!"

…

It was a fun filled three hours. The Joker and Harley led the police through a ditch, three weathervanes, a bog, and one very chaotic goat barn. By the time a tattered, furious Harvey had explained himself to the farmer, shaking dung off his clothes, they had stolen a car and disappeared.

"So, Harley, where should we go now?" The Joker questioned.

Harley smiled. "Well, just in case, we should probably move our house! There's plenty of condemned places in Gotham!"

The Joker steered the wheel, spinning the car haphazardly. "Very well, my dear. First, though, I think we should spend some quality time together. I know a guy who runs this great illegal theater. Up for a Sandler film?"

Harley's eyes began to tear up. "You'd sit through a Sandler film for me? YAY!"

And they hugged and rode off. The movie would be decent. Not spectacular, not terrible. Good riffing material, though.

The End

Next: The Joker And Harley Quinn: The Married Life will return in three weeks. Until then, mayhap a short story will be created...Mayhap it will focus on Poison Ivy and the hyenas...Mayhap it will be delightful fun! So, how have you liked this first season? Complaints? Criticisms? Let me know below, and have an excellent day!