AN: New chapter for the story, which is a bit violent. Also, we introduce our new member of the group. And for those of you who want Naruto to be able to use other weapons, he will be getting one in this chapter.

And due to a cold I have, this will be shorter than the others, and I'll try and make up for it in Chapter 4.

(Chapter 3- Honest Hearts)

The radio station situated on the Uzumaki Island was sending out a constant report of any updates that were given by the military about evacuations and other such things was abuzz as Three Dog gave the latest report.

"Alright all you survivors out there, this is Three Dog here to give you a bit of hope. Recent reports given to us by our esteemed professionals down here at the station say that the Freaks rely on hearing more than any other sense, and to use this to escape any and all, no doubt hastily set up, shelter to get to the evac stations. But for now, we'll be bringing you some good old fashion music to lift your spirits."

Grabbing an old vinyl record, Three Dog soun it a few times before laying it on the record player, letting the sound of Dean martin's Ain't that a Kick in the Head play. Sighing, he sat back and grabbed his mug of coffee and took a long swig, grimacing as the bitter drink poured down his throat. A soft hand found its way onto his shoulder as he looked at his ever lovely wife, Clover.

She gave him a smile as she said in her normal, seductive tone. "Why don't you catch a few Zs? I'll wake you if something happens."

Three Dog smiled as he did just that, falling asleep on the nearby couch, content to let Clover do her thing, and keep the world informed.

(Rika's House)

Naruto heaved a sigh as he heard the conversation between the females in the bathroom, and just shook his head as Kohta picked the lock on the locker, hopefully, where Rika kept her guns after they had found ammo.

He knew Rika, she was his Mother's personal bodyguard and close friend, so the chances of there NOT being weapons was very, very small. She wasn't paranoid, honestly, just...prepared. He stretched his muscles as he looked at the sleeping form of the girl and dog he saved, named Alice and Zeke respectively, and gained a soft look in his eyes. Despite his time in the leaf before his 'baptism by fire' Naruto had always had a soft spot for kids. No matter who or how old, he just enjoyed them.

He was cut off from his musings by Kohta, who managed to open the locker, revealing several military grade weapons. The formerly chubby teen got to work organising and memorising the weapons, before sitting down and going through the ammo. Naruto looked through the weapons before he saw twin .45 Auto Pistols and grabbed them on a whim. Looking them over, he mentally went through a list of modifications he could make, as well as different looks for the twin pistols. Grabbing all of the .45 bullets and stocking them in the pockets of his combat vest, he put the pistols on his belt. His eyes were caught by a very specific rifle, which was in parts, that he grabbed, and also took all of the ammo for it.

Standing, he walked out of the room and down the hall, stopping as he heard the topic of the bathroom. Apparently, they had seen him change his bandages and were curious as to how he had been burned. Sighing, he tiredly walked to the living room and sat down, gently, on the couch.

Leaning his head back, he let the silence permeate the room as he lolled his head side to side. It had been a very stressful two days, and a moment to relax and let his muscles stop aching and hurting from constantly being tense was something he enjoyed immensely. Ever since had had come to this world, he had lived a relatively happier and easier life. He had many prospects and a ton of woman after his attention, if only for his money and power, while he had his attention divided amongst several girls and older woman from his school.

They were each special to him, with a quality unique to each of them. And while he had no idea if he loved them or not, he knew he was going to do whatever it took to protect them from the Freaks outside. And, while curious, they didn't judge or hate him for his burns and scars, something that others would no doubt have pestered him about.

It was just another reason he cared.

(Later that night- With Saeko)

The purple haired swordswoman worked silently in the kitchen of the large home, making enough food to feed a small army. She had taken lessons on how to be the proper Japanese wife some time ago, after having met Naruto. She felt that, out of all of the woman vying for his attention she had one of the best chances, as she was remarkably closer to him as a friend.

She looked at her attire, or lack thereof, and gave a small smirk of victory that it gave her such a female outline, enhancing her already amazing good looks to greater heights. The sound of footsteps, a male if the weight was correct, was heard by her, and she went back to her cooking food, just in time for Naruto, clad only in his jeans and bandaged covered body to walk in through the kitchen door, his pale blue eyes closed as he did.

He made his way to the refrigerator, where he opened it and looked inside, and upon seeing the neatly stacked food, sweatdropped. What was with girls and being neat and orderly? "Naruto, the midnight snack will be ready soon, as well as our food for tomorrow."

"That's nice." he looked up and nearly fell over in a comical fashion at her, as she was wearing only an apron and a thin, string like thong, her long hair pulled into a ponytail. "Um...uh...What are you wearing?"

She raised a delicate eyebrow as she gestured towards her attire. "This old thing? Our clothes are washing, so I had to wear this. Why? Is it unattractive?"

"Oh, no! No no!" He quickly dissuaded any kind of thought like that from her head as he denied what she had said. "You look great! It's just, don't you think it's a bit...revealing?"

"No. Why? Do you think I've revealed a bit...too...much?"

The seductive way she said the last three words made Naruto shiver as he felt his boxers grow a bit too tight, as his 'Rifle' began to stand at attention. It also didn't help that a bit of her hair fell around her face, giving it a mysterious quality. It was hard to breath, for him, as Saeko just smirked and turned back to her cooking, being sure to give her nice butt a good shake as she did.

He retreated very swiftly after that, almost running to the living room where the rifle he had grabbed lay, still in pieces. He stopped and breathed a sigh of relief as he put the weapon together, sitting on the leather couch as he did. His mind wandered as he worked, his hands automatically putting the weapon together, even as he paid it little attention to what he was doing.

(Later- Elsewhere in Tonkonsou)

A flash of red was seen as a figure ran atop the roofs of the buildings, paying no heed to the chaos around him as he did so. He jumped and fell to the street, before he fired a quick shot off and killed the Freak shambling closer and closer to him, his pistol smoking as he looked at it and stepped into the light.

He wore a full body, red and black suit that had numerous weapons and holsters across it, with ammo of all kinds positioned in strategic places. His mask was red, but had large white eyes that were surrounded by a black outline, and across his back was a pair of twin katanas that were razor sharp.

His name was Wade Wilson, or Deadpool, or Cheesy Puff Master. Depending on his mood.

He was in Japan because he was hired to work for some woman named Kushina Uzumaki, some big shot woman who owned and entire fucking Island Compound, when the shit storm arrived and the Freaks came out, forcing him to kill off a large number of them.

Now, as he traveled to the Compound, he couldn't help but wonder if they had chimichangas when he heard a large round go off, and saw the effect of what had to be a high caliber bullet tear through a nearby horde of Freaks, killing an entire row of them.

(Earlier- Back With Naruto)

He had finished putting the rifle together and was slightly shocked when it was revealed to be an Anti-Material Rifle of Military grade, with .50 Cal bullets, each one with a PIE effect that caused the bullet to travel faster and farther.

He grabbed it and swung it around to get a good feel of the weight, just as Kohta walked in with Alice in tow. When he saw the weapon, he let out a girlish shriek and clambered over to the shocked man, taking the gun and holding it as if it was the Holy Grail, or a Taco.

Naruto was slightly shocked that Kohta could sound so girly and simply stared at the bulky kid in confusion as the guy rambled on and on about how 'amazing' it was to have found such an 'asskicking' gun here. "Um, Kohta, I was just going to see what it was and if it was useful."

"Of course it'll be useful! With this gun, you can kill an entire line of Freaks in one shot! Not to mention, should they evolve, this will be great to kill the Freaks that have become incredibly large and durable."

"Please do not jinx us, Kohta. Please do not say things like that. Ever."

He should have spoken sooner, for as he finished his plead, a massive amount of groans came from outside, making Naruto look out the window and sigh in depression as he saw the sea of Freaks there. And in the center was, as Kohta predicted, a massive Freak that had short, stubby legs, but a large bloated upper body, packed with muscles. "Fuck my life."

Alice looked up at him and asked innocently. "What does 'Fuck' mean?"
He ignored her and grabbed the Anti-Material rifle, having subconsciously named it 'Iron Justice', before sighting the Brute and firing, taking it's head off and an entire line of the Freaks as well. The recoil nearly sent him stumbling back, and the incredibly loud noise definitely woke up the sleeping woman, but he caught himself and aimed again, this time in a firmer stance, before he fired again, this time taking out another line, and blowing a car door off of it's hinges, blood and gore spreading from the carnage as the Freaks all began to shuffle towards where the sound ricocheted to, which was the nearby house where Alice was denied entrance..

"Holy Shit! What the hell was that!?" Yuuki asked, wearing a tight orange top and short booty shorts. Kohta stopped and wiped the blood from his nose, before he gave an answer.

"That is the power of a Fuckmothering Badass with a gun."

All of the others came running after that, and Naruto kept firing his gun, clearing the streets after the seventh shot, leaving him one more bullet in the magazine. He looked at the long, hipowered sniper rifle and smirked beneath his bandages as he thought of all the freaks he could kill with it. The only problem was, it was only effective when he was standing still, and those new Freaks, the Brutes as he called them, seemed to move fairly fast.

"This weapon is impressive."

(Back with Wade)

Whistling, he clapped a bit at the scene of utter carnage everywhere, and nearly slipped on the brains that had come out of the heads of the recently killed undead. "Damn, this hombre be badass!"

He stopped and pulled one of his pistols out, before he shot a straggler. The shot got the attention of the group in the house as he waved happily at them. He could just see their faces as he stood there, looking like some kind of comic book character.

Seeing that they had the gate of the home ready to be opened after a moment, he began to manly skip to them, garnering strange looks as he did. Hey, any man capable of skipping in public was a true man, who was incredibly secure in his masculinity.

He stopped and waved a bit. "Yo, my names Wade Wilson, or Deadpool, or Cheesy Puff Master!"

(Another Location)

A woman with grey hair and slightly baggy eyes peered out at the city from the helicopter she and her team were on, a sadistic grin on her face as they landed and she climbed out, her younger apprentices following her dutifully as she did.

The world went to Hell, and Karasuba was the Devil.

AN: Yeah, like I said up at the top, this is a shorter chapter due to my feeling like absolute shit right now.

And before people start jumping down my throat about how the Sekirei Crossover didn't appear until the very end, I have a plan for this and just need the time to finish writing it.

Now, I have enough energy to publish this, and Naruto's Wrath: The Beginning before the end of tonight, and if I can't, then NW:TB will be updated tomorrow.