Edward Cullen x Jollz - Twilight Sparkle

by Ysondre

When Jollz meets up with his lover, Edward Cullen, on the beach while he is streaming on Twitch, the twists of fate are caught up in some nonsensical sentence for the sake of sounding deep.

4. Chapter 4

As they walked, they came across a part of the sea that looked darker than the rest.

"What's... what's that?" Edward asked.

"The locals say the lair of a sea monster, named Keepo, lies in that ravine," Jollz said. Just as he finished talking, a cover of "S&M" pierced the air. "Watch out!"

The cerulean waves swelled and surged, and Jollz ran up the sea shore with Edward's hand in his. From the frothing light-colored foam emerged the head of a giant hydra, with three heads that looked just like the Keepo emoticon, which let out a screech that rent the sky. It bared its glinting sharp canines at them.

"It looks hungry," Edward remarked with a hint of trepidation.

"It's not going to eat us!" Jollz said firmly. Ever prepared, he whipped out his weapon, a laser trident that sang danz-queen's version of "Demons" by Imagine Dragons as it shot out blasts of pure KappaPride. "Go! I'll protect you. I'll make sure of it!"