"Wait! Kappa! I want to help!" Edward, too, was prepared.
"Edward..." Jollz started to say, but there was no time to argue - the one true Keepo lunged for him, and he jumped away, the creature's teeth burying itself in the sand. Then they launched a Counter-Strike: Jollz struck a blow first, along the beast's back, and then Edward second, along Keepo's exposed underside.
Keepo snarled and lunged for Jollz.
Suddenly, from under the sand, a huge-meme-ungous green dragon exploded upwards. It was... Ysonndre, the spambot and not-mod of Jollz's chat! Ysonndre engaged in a fierce battle with the beast, landing multiple blows.
The globally offensive monster roared in outrage before slipping back into the sea, bleeding Implosions. Ysonndre quickly fled, not tainting their beautiful shipfic with their presence. The beast's loyal followers, Yung_Imouto and SageChief soon followed, the former praising the drake's fanfiction, and the latter demanding that the dragon become a mod.
Panting for breath, Jollz asked, "Are you hurt? That was pretty spooky, almost, too spooky for me."
Edward shook his head. "I'm fine."
"That was more trouble than I bargained for." Jollz offered Edward his hand. "Stick tight, cute girl. You never know what else might spring out of the sea, looking for a little makeup."
Edward held onto his hand as the radiant fiery sunset began to fill the sky.
~ Chat ~ Point de Vue ~
ChewyyCSGO: I wish jollz had a sub button
7:12 ChewyyCSGO: FeelsBadMan
7:12 Ysonndre: thanks for the review of my fic
7:12 ChewyyCSGO: i just watched clg red cath get like 50 resubs in 15 mins
7:13 ChewyyCSGO: clg red fav girls team next to karma
7:13 Yonarrrr: We'll get there ChewyCSGO jollz_
7:13 ChewyyCSGO: yup
7:14 Ysonndre: !sr sam pepper killing best friend prank
7:14 Nightbot: Ysonndre - There was an error requesting the song. Error: There is a limit of 1 songs per user
7:14 Sellinchickens: !songrequest /DvACZrah
7:14 Ysonndre: what
7:14 Sellinchickens: !songrequest watch?v=K-8GWoC8Fp0
7:14 Nightbot: Sellinchickens - "Plies - Ran Off On Da Plug Twice [Official Music Video]" by PliesWorld has been added to the queue in position #7
7:14 Yung_Imouto: !songrequest songrequest
7:14 Nightbot: Yung_Imouto - There was an error requesting the song. Error: Invalid video ID
7:14 Adrianhoglund: You have Brann on the field Jollz_, that is when you use the peddler
7:14 ChewyyCSGO: one per users, rip thats why i request songs when no1 request anything but i stop when i see peop[le do it
7:16 Sellinchickens: !songlist
7:16 Nightbot: be sure to join the steam group and get notified when I'm live! /groups/JollzTV
7:16 Nightbot: Sellinchickens - The song list for this channel is available at .tv/t/jollz_/song_requests
7:17 Sellinchickens: !songrequest watch?v=HdT_oKderEs
7:17 Nightbot: Sellinchickens - There was an error requesting the song. Error: There is a limit of 1 songs per user
7:18 Yonarrrr: !slouch
7:18 VladislavEz: that water gallon is bigger than you wtf you talking about posture
7:19 VladislavEz:
7:19 VladislavEz:
7:19 Adrianhoglund: Got a lot of lag so I gotta tune out for today, see you guys!
7:19 alireptar: stick bug wtf lmao
7:19 VladislavEz: im brollic damn
7:20 VladislavEz: those are natural cuts
7:20 alireptar: looooool damn Jollz roasting
7:22 Kittyygirl: !sr /HTzjnj0yxg0
7:22 Nightbot: Kittyygirl - "Weird kid dancing to black and yellow" by DerpedDuck has been added to the queue in position #7
7:23 Kittyygirl: Yo this stream keeps lagging for me omfg
7:24 Chewy561: i dont get lag ;']
7:24 VladislavEz: im not lagging
7:24 Yonarrrr: Not lagging for meeeeeeeee
7:24 Chewy561: is this 8k legit followers?
7:24 Yonarrrr: lol